Eddie Stone may be a newly minted playboy -- a Spanish villa bequeathed him by a dead relative. But who's the true master of the house? Why, Chi Chi LaRue, of course. This film begs for a campy cameo from LaRue, but even without one, the director is a powerful presence. Not only does Eddie Stone hold the deed to the palace, but he commands a flock of Spaniards, houseboys who are expected to kiss ass whenever Eddie snaps his bitchy little fingers.
Gruffly collaring the newly-hired Riky LaValle, Eddie is quick to provide on-the-job training, forcing Riky into his crotch face first. With a mouth too stuffed to protest, Riky goes with the flow, establishing a regular rhythm in and about Eddie's lap. Still not satisfied, Eddie has his manservant stand and observe firsthand how cock should be sucked. Truth be told, it's just an excuse for Eddie to slip into the bottom role; he blows and rims Riky for minutes on end without requiring a switch-up. And does anyone film a rimjob more lusciously than LaRue? These guys go whole hog, eating hole as if it's their last meal.
Turns out that what the boss wants is to be fucked. The breakfast things are cleared away and Eddie drapes his ass over the table, inviting Riky to dive on in, coyly looking over one shoulder. As he's getting fucked, his half-hard cock gets crushed between his hips and the wooden table top, and only seems to get stiffer as Riky forces himself deeper. In the end, he commands a cum bath, leaning back on his haunches and encouraging Riky to blow his load directly onto his upturned face. Eddie luxuriates in Riky's juice, as if he were receiving a top-of-the-line spa treatment.
Eddie's villa also serves as a way station for his horny buds from around the globe. He's happy to host Tommy Ritter and Tommy's pal Jan Fischer, instructing both to use the staff at their discretion. Tommy, a frequent visitor, doesn't need an invitation, diving into Lucas Foz and Marcos David without a moment's hesitation. On a sunlit patio, Lucas and Marcos flank Tommy, giving him the star treatment that master Stone expects. For his part, Tommy is not shy about gobbling up the help, slinging an arm around each Spaniard and kissing each in turn. Dropping to his knees, he takes full advantage of his host's generosity, stuffing his mouth with two lovely uncut prizes. Marcos has the pretty prick, dark and snaking to the left, and Lucas is blessed with both a pretty prick in addition to a gorgeous face, his full mouth and lips framed by a dark and lush goatee. When Lucas' cock is too much for Tommy to handle on his own, he employs Marcos, keeping one hand firmly on the back of Marcos' neck and forcing him to swallow deep. The cocksucking picks up considerable intensity, Lucas becoming more and more aggressive as the afternoon sex stretches out. He typifies the fantasy Spaniard: masculine, smooth, mysterious, masculine and amazingly hung. He can't keep from cranking on his own cock while Marcos busies himself with Tommy, a string of Spanish expletives raining down on Marcos' shoulders. Tommy positions the houseboys' assholes like a set of bookends, then feasts on ass. Neither Lucas or Marcos can keep from jerking off while getting their butts munched on -- thank goodness Chi Chi had the good sense to bring the camera lens within a few inches of Tommy's wiggling tongue. After slicking Tommy's hole up with spit, Lucas crams several inches deep into his guts. Marcos makes such a fuss watching that a few moments later, he's opening up his ass for Tommy. Their recreation comes to a close, the trio standing shoulder to shoulder and unloading on the sun-baked earth. This is the most volcanic action throughout.
Pissed off when he catches the staff, Angelo Fuentes and Ivan Daniel, conversing in Spanish, Eddie gets a little heavy-handed with the punishment, forcing the two men to have sex while he watches. Given the proclivities of his houseboys, this normally wouldn't be an issue except that Angelo and Ivan are cousins. Ivan and Angelo shyly comply; the workman's benefits must be spectacular. Ivan has a head topped in an abundance of silky curls and a stockier build. I can't see the family resemblance, but there's some excellent genes in this bloodline. Angelo is impossibly hung, easily the thickest and longest uncut cock I've spied here so far. It's a lot for Ivan to handle, even with Eddie's not-so-gentle guidance. As it is, he spends a lot of time flicking his tongue on Angelo's balls, intimidated by the heavy flesh baton banging against his forehead. Eddie beats his meat salaciously watching the two cousins swap blowjobs, his eyes glazing over while he jerks off. Left to his own devices, Ivan figures out what he's good at, rimming cuz's asshole until he gets off.
Eddie is dumbfounded, unable to figure out why his newest guest, Jan Fischer, would rather catch rays than suck dick. In his nastiest Cruella De Ville voice, Eddie summons more menservants -- the slight Simon Angel and super-hung Rafael Carreras -- ordering them to find Jan and "rough him up." Simon does his level best to keep up with Rafael's strong-arm tactics, pouncing on an unsuspecting Jan and pulling down his pants from behind. What starts out as simulated rape decelerates quickly. As soon as Rafael starts licking Jan's asshole, Jan becomes a willing and eager participant. Chi Chi does manage to cast villains reasonably well -- Rafael is the most deliciously dangerous character here, brutal and unsmiling. Rafael could easily wrangle Jan on his own, and Simon Angel would be easy to forget were he not made the center of attention, Rafael blowing him while Jan sucks his ass. The session became interesting again when Jan started blowing Rafael while on his knees, sweetly batting his eyes up at his assailant while his pink lips were stretched with meat. Jan patiently waits for Simon to finish fucking, the mere appetizer before the main course. There's some electric eye contact between Jan and Rafael that isn't broken as Rafael fucks; Jan is completely captive while Rafael owns his ass. Jan continues to lock eyes with Rafael the entire time Rafael's dumping his load on his face.
The final confrontation between Jan and his host, Eddie, might have been lost footage from "Valley of the Dolls", so over the top is the dialogue and the campy acting. Parting as enemies, Jan goes in search of Filippo Romano. Jan has been wistfully pining for Filippo throughout, watching him be debased by his employer, and trying to find a romantic way to change the course of events. Jan and Filippo leave the villa, striking out on their own, Eddie Stone be damned!
This final outdoor scene has all the romantic trappings, sensual kisses and long, drawn-out undressing. Jan pleases his new friend by giving him head on a rocky beach, teasing him between sucks, coaxing him to the ground. Filippo makes a great show of returning the favor, the pair standing upright and grinding their crotches together. And what would a Filippo Romano sex scene be without the nasty rimming? Jan brings a lovely, shaved hole to the party, spreading his cheeks so that Filippo can get his whole face between. Surprisingly, Jan rimming Filippo was that much hotter, filming perilously from underneath with the sun perched over Filippo's shoulder. Filippo crystallizes their new romance with some easy, albeit short anal action, picturesque against a crumbling stone wall.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; behind-the-scenes footage; safer-sex public service announcement; trailers ("When in Rome," "Lured to Costa Rica," "A Man's Tail" and "Set in Stone"); additional footage; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Rick Forrent
Without sounding too crass, we should all have a wealthy dead aunt with such an incredible menagerie of hot menservants. Bitchy master of the house Eddie Stone is preparing his house for the arrival of his houseguests, Tommy Ritter and Jan Fischer. To make certain all of his demands are understood and met, Stone whips out his hard-on at breakfast for new houseboy Riky LaValle and asks, "Well?" LaValle serves Stone's cock quite well before face-fucking Stone with his long Latino pinga. The immaculate breakfast, which had been laid out on the table, is swept aside for Stone's stronger appetite -- filling his throat and ass with Spanish cock. Their tabletop fuck culminates in LaValle jacking out his wad on Stone's face. After Stone gets off, he remains true to character and orders LaValle to clean up the mess.
Stone welcomes Ritter and Fischer, accompanied by house servants Marcos David and Lucas Foz. After the shallow formalities, Ritter abandons Fischer as David and Foz show him the way to his room and their cocks. Thus begins some of the best deep-throating action I have personally seen all year. After Ritter warms up both men with some oral work of his own, David inhales Ritter's thick meat, dripping and stringing saliva down his shaft and nutsack. It's obvious that the sexually charged Foz and David are in control of the situation -- they practically devour Ritter's cock and ass while he lays back on his shoulders, ass in the air. Foz then cracks open Ritter's ass with some deeply penetrating fucking while Ritter's cries of pleasure (and perhaps a bit of pain) are muffled by David's immense cock. It's David's turn to be filled next, with freshly fucked Ritter topping him as Foz straddles David's chest. Ritter's joy at having something up his ass can't be hidden though; as all three men stand to jack off, several of David's fingers have disappeared up Ritter's tightly clenched ass cheeks.
Meanwhile, Stone, eager for Fischer to fall prey to his lusty machinations, has stolen Fischer's room key. Returning from the shower and draped only in a towel, Fischer enlists the help of Filippo Romano to let him in. Stone, outraged that his manipulation didn't result in Fischer's seduction, tries to hatch another plan and becomes distracted by adorable Angelo Fuentes and Ivan Daniel. Stone refuses to have Spanish spoken in his home and asserts his authority by forcing Fuentes to seduce Daniel, Fuentes' own cousin, for his amusement. Although this scene is only oral, the voyeuristic energy with which Stone watches the two trade blow jobs while stroking off is sizzling. The cousins drop their loads on each other as Stone's vigorous fist-fucking results in his own orgasm.
Stone's frustration at Fischer's refusal to treat his host's staff as sex slaves leads Stone to give Fillip Romano an ultimatum: Fuck Fischer or get out. Hmmm, decisions, decisions. Due to Fischer's compassion, Romano has developed a bit of a crush on the German visitor, and yet fails to seduce him. The imperious Stone is furious and orders houseboys Simon Angel and extremely hung Rafael Carreras to, basically, rape Fischer. While Carreras holds the struggling Fischer down on a table, Angel pulls Fischer's jeans down and starts rimming his hole. Carreras takes his turn too and, surprise, Fischer's struggling abates as he willingly swallows Angel's curved, uncut meat. Angel lies back on the table for both Fischer and Carreras to take turns sucking his cock and balls. Warning: Carreras' slow deep-throating of Angel's prick may cause you to lose your load. I lost mine. Twice. It's Carreras' turn to get serviced by the oh-so-willing Fischer, who looks up adoringly at Carreras with his mouth full of Spanish cock.
Angel is the first to sink his bone in Fischer's gut and pounds away with gusto. Then Carreras fucks Fischer on top of the table -- I swear, if that table ends up on eBay, I'll outbid all you bitches (make certain you check out the Bonus Scene in the extras feature; Fischer fucks Angel while Angel sucks Carreras' meat then eats his ass!). Fischer then kneels on the floor to receive a creamy full-on facial from Carreras and Angel. Right before Fischer dumps his own, we see that Romano has been watching, shaking his head with disapproval. After his own explosive cumshot, Fischer sees Romano and runs after him, with Carreras' and Angels' cum caking his face. Romantic, no?
Fischer, now distraught at having disappointed Romano, packs his bags to leave but not before refusing Stone's aggressive sexual advances by spitting in his face. On the road, Fischer runs after the heartbroken Romano, who has left of his own volition. The boys make up and take off down the road together as Stone watches them leave. Now looking out over the spectacular turquoise waters of Mallorca, Romano decides he liked what he saw back at the house -- Fischer taking it up the butt. After some rather romantic making out (Romano has one of the most beautiful and shapely mouths ever placed on a human face), the boys consummate their new relationship by some good old-fashioned cocksucking, mutual rimming and ass plowing on the beach. Although appropriately hot, the foreplay leading up to the anal invasion dims slightly in comparison to the extreme butt-fucking Romano give to Fischer's Teutonic tush -- the camera angle, lit gloriously by natural sunlight, beautifully captures Fischer's naughty crevasse being drilled by Romano. Fischer shines as an aggressive bottom, fucking himself back on Romano's cock in a standing fuck culminating in the young German milking out a copious load of cum. Romano then glazes Fischer's chest with his own genetic stew. The film closes with the two boys kissing. Whew!
Stone's sexual and nonsexual performances are simply amazing. We've seen his credibility as an actor in the past year (as a wily small town sheriff in Hole Patrol), but in Master of the House, Stone plays the well-written part perfectly. I'm not certain how many of his lines were scripted or improvised, but his portrayal of a reprehensibly rich-bitch whore could not have been played better. While getting fucked by LaValle in the first scene, Stone demands of his new hire, "Show me you want this job!" I would not be amiss if I were to suggest this role is his best performance of the year in a fairly flawless movie. The copious DVD extras include chapter selection, a pop-shot-on-demand feature, four trailers, a bonus scene, a behind-the-scenes peek and a PSA on safe sex from Chi Chi herself.
- Jack Moore