WARNING!
Brent Everett
Benjamin Bradley
Brent Everett
Part rah-rah root for the home team, part caper and part homage to that Texas mom who killed for her daughter who couldn't be on the cheerleading team, "2nd Inning: Little Big League II" is more heated sex than anything else. All of the goofy fun had during the dialogue and plot of the flick is dispensed knowingly when it's time to start the sex. The cast is so in tune (okay, that's a musical term in a sports film, but forgive me, I'm not as athletic as I might dream) that the scenes float seamlessly into each other, from gang bang excitement to simpler two-way sheet-hitting, punctuated by only the howler of a plot for the sake of some extra fun. "2nd Inning" is fully warmed up and ready to play. There are five innings left until anyone gets to rest, so no one is allowed to be anything less than fully pumped and ready for this marathon game.
Eddie Stone lives in grand splendor, attended to by a butler who is completely devoted to the shrine Eddie has created to his past baseball career. Eddie's son Brent Everett (Eddie's nads must have dropped at an awfully early age) is also a ball player, but doesn't take it as seriously as papa would like. Eddie, after railing at lazy Brent and doing a fine impersonation of him ("Dad, can you take me to the vet? I ran over the cat," is not your typical porn line), learns that Brent has been kicked off the team because he's failing in school. "I think it's high time I got out of the dugout and onto the field," Eddie notes. His intended target is the coach. This soccer mom, armed with a steak knife, means business!
Brent goes to cry in his room with a stuffed animal when butler Tommy Ritter brings him a cup of feel-better. Brent is more interested in Tommy himself and undoes all 316 of the buttons leading out of his uniform. Forever beautiful, down to the luscious lips and rock-hard body that never seems to age a day, Brent is the aggressor here, but the stacked dark handsome Tommy is eager to take cues from his sinfully sexy master. It seems the lick-happy Tommy has traveled this route before with Brent and the two are electric just in their torso play. Brent, wearing just his jock, gets his ass eaten by Tommy, wearing just his butler gloves. The hole is deep and wedged between two pillows of muscle, but Tommy parts them and lets his tongue loose in that golden land. The jock barely contains Brent's super-enormous cock, and eventually it's time for Tommy to tend to it. Amazingly enough, he does it with an instant deep-throat, a task he performs with gagging glee. With all of their costumes now formally gone, Brent gyrates his ass on the bed and sucks Tommy's pole. His ten-mile lips can gobble up the whole cock alone, but he lets the rest of his talented mouth help out. He may look boyish, but Brent is all man when he's topping, and he takes Tommy with his usual forced authority. The chute provides an easy target for Brent's bigness, so he lets go with lots of power, making sure to burrow deep inside. The shots from underneath of his juicy balls slapping against Tommy as just as hot as those from above where he abs do the same. The missionary fucking is particularly good, with Brent trying out lots of tricks, holding onto Tommy's cock as he does. After Tommy cums, Brent spreads cum all over the bottom's torso.
It turns out Eddie is only Brent's stepfather (but I'm sure the nads fell early anyway), revealed in a truly hysterical phone conversation with a barely-seen ... I don't know what to call the bewigged Cousin Itt look-alike on the other end. Oh, I might mention here that Eddie wrote the script as well, giving himself one hell of a character to play. Dressing to go meet the coach, he dons full pimp attire, down to the fedora and marabou-trimmed coat. Pimped-out Eddie, walking like a "Saturday Night Fever" stand-in wearing a buttplug, goes to see the coach. Coach Theo Blake, who volunteers at a homeless shelter, argues just long enough with comically inept Eddie (it's quite a one-sided argument since Theo is as normal as Eddie is insane) to keep Eddie nice and pissed off.
Back in the real world, the team is practicing. Perhaps if they spent less time being so damn handsome and patting each other on the ass (not to mention doing full back flips from third to home), they might not need any interference from parents or even coaches. After practice, the boys end up in the shower. I wasn't lying when I described the team. Get this: Jan Fischer, Benjamin Bradley, Danny Arnez and Jason Tiya for starters. Then picture them scrubbing in slow-motion in the shower, a cum-inducing sight all of its own. Director Doug Jeffries knows just what to milk in this lead-in. Sultry spikey-haired Benjamin, as good looking as they come, lathers his ass until just about everyone is hard, attracting two more members, blond Hunter James and the ever-delicious German stud Hans Ebson. Wide-eyed Jan, dark Latin Danny, with both nipples pierced, and the god-like Jason, all find themselves pumped and hard, each posing so perfectly one might think they're about to hit the runway.
Jason's whopper cock is grabbed by Benjamin while the others are still self-pumping, but not for long. Jan and Danny take their lead, leaving Hans and Hunter to choose sides. Hans goes to Benjamin and Jason, unleashing his quiet but powerful mouth on their cocks. Jason's particularly thrilling boner is awfully pushy, getting its way down Hans' throat while Benjamin's is there as well. Jan handles the initial sucking duties for the other side, delighting in slurping fully down Danny's tinted cock. He has the more manageable dicks, which allows him to skillfully dazzle while Hans has to work harder to impress (and fully succeeds). Hans gets some reprieve when Jason shares the blowing shores with him, allowing statuesque Benjamin some well-deserved worship time before he is on his knees packing the extreme thickness of his Hans' cocks down his ace throat. Jan joins them to help Benjamin (just for style, Benjamin doesn't actually NEED help) as Hunter and Danny swap blowjobs a few feet away. Note the determination in Jan's peerlessly sexy eyes as he works his mouth raw on Jason's uncut piece. The other five stand up against the wall poking their asses out so Jason can work down the line. This is sheer perfection, a lusty tongue given a quintet of bubble-butts to impress. It's only fair that since Jason did the prep work, he gets to take advantage of a wet ass. Jan's is first on his rounds, with Danny riding Hunter and Benjamin doing a most spirited missionary-fuck of Hans. With each pair in a different position, there is no need for comparison, just lucky watching of three excellent slam-dunk fucks. Note the moaning here: the echoing of the shower chamber is a wonderful component to the full interested and real passion of the six guys. Jason is put on a towel on the floor so that everyone can cum on him. The cum cornucopia covers his creamy skin as globs of goo slide out from each cock onto his waiting body.
Coach Theo, all rugged shaved-headed man, thinks Eddie is back, but instead it's water cooler fixer Zachary Pierce (an homage to two of our most treasured Presidents?). Theo is instantly smitten and of course the brooding tough that is Zachary let him have his way. Out of his overalls but not his ski cap, Zachary is blown by tattooed Theo, maintaining the lust he showed when his partner first appeared. No wonder the kids on the team are such pros; they must be paying more attention to the coach than I suspected. Never tiring, Theo adds rimming to his plate when he keeps Zachary hard and attends to his ass as the same time. Zachary helps by poking his asshole out as wide as it can go, but Theo's zeal would get in there anyway. Theo rests for a little while Zachary plays with his bulbous untanned ass, both with mouth and fingers. Taking cue from the coach, Zachary also sucks Theo, but his main focus seems to be on the bum. Manly Zachary then fucks Theo, delving into another needy ass, finding it a smooth welcoming hole. Theo helps by working backwards with all of his muscled glory. After the abject oomph of Brent and Tommy and the no-holds-barred friskiness of the orgy scene, Zachary's insistently tamer take on sex seems to let a bit of air out of things, but Theo manages to pull him back into action each time he threatens to leave it. Splayed in missionary, Theo inspires Zachary to a more punishing fuck, his own dick completely solid as he's getting worked over. What would a baseball flick be without a baseball bat? Pretty boring, I'd say, and here of course a bat is used as a giant dildo, which poses no problem when inserted into Theo's butt. Both guys cum nicely, but I see no evidence that the water cooler was ever fixed.
At night, Eddie gets yet another costume and yet another chance to have his way with the comedy (playing it so inept Peter Sellers would be proud). Eddie's plans (involving hacking into a computer) are nearly undone by Tommy's appearance as Brent's concerned vassal, but he lets his guard down long enough when Eddie offers him some chocolate ice cream to be conked over the head by Eddie's flashlight. Eddie then puts into motion a plan approved by Cousin Itt and dons yet another costume (this time looking like a truck driver back from 70s porn) to play a bus driver to abduct team members Damon DeMarco and Trevor Knight.
Just as Eddie is about to put his plan into full motion (and it's wonderfully ludicrous), Tommy manages to thwart it and orders Damon and Trevor to make it pay. No jail, no physical damage, just a pair of blowjobs that Eddie seems as desiring to give as they are to get. As Tommy jacks off nearby, Eddie barges ahead with vein-popping greed sucking Damon and Trevor. Eddie may have written himself a grand character, but it's his sexual performance that gives him the edge here, knocking off some of the best sucking in the film. Eddie then forces his long pole down Trevor's expert throat, and Trevor quickly spices it up with some ass-munching. Having sex on a school bus can't be easy (I've never tried, but if anyone has and cares to dispute my assessment, just let me know), but Trevor doesn't let physics get in the way of fucking the stuffing out of Eddie. He rams at him with a consistent power, full of nasty rage. After Trevor's powerhouse blasting, Eddie sits on Damon, with the hairy cutie sending his cock way up into Eddie while Eddie bounces. My only quibble with this scene is that only two of the four ever perform at once, but I think that has more to do with the space than anything. It's only a minor issue since the work being done is so absolutely perfect. After Damon has scored a final triumph in doing Eddie missionary, the trio who nabbed perp Eddie coat him with cum.
I won't reveal Eddie's fate here, but I can tell you that the team wins the game. And they bring home a large trophy, the joy of which is only compromised by a call from Cousin Itt, tormenting Theo with just enough information to lead to a "3rd Inning." The guys in this film all but scream, "put me in coach, I'm ready to play" and then go on to prove it. But, a ball player is far more than just his training. He has to show what he's learned when he's out on the field, and it's no different here: with Doug Jeffries having assembled an all-star team, they then need to work their tails off showing why they are the best.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; trailers ("Scorched," "Lookin' for Trouble," "Little Big League" and "Lights and Darks"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue
2nd Inning: Little Big League II is a rip-snorting, fun-filled, hot as hades, sports-themed sex romp that will have you polishing up your bat in no time! If you haven't seen Part 1, not to worry: you'll get brought up to speed very quickly.
Cleverly scripted by (and starring) Eddie Stone, the plot nominally involves wealthy stepfather Stone trying to get his stepson, Brent Everett, back on his high school baseball team. Director Doug Jeffries has a flair for the material and loads the bases here with sassy comedic touches that mainly involve Stone, Everett and their butler, Jeeves. Deftly portrayed by Tommy Ritter, this character is possibly the only butler in filmdom named Jeeves to have a German accent, but this point is only indicative of the campiness of the material.
And as for the sex? Well, you're not likely to meet up with a sexier team of smooth-bodied, hard-muscled twinks in any other movie this season. Led by Freshman of the Year Brent Everett, this team of young hotties includes Benjamin Bradley, Jason Tiya, Jan Fischer and others who alternate between catching and pitching both on and off the field!
After Everett admits to Stone that he was kicked off the team, he runs, crying, to his bedroom. Ritter tries to comfort him with some hot chocolate, but the only thing that will make Everett happy is to get naked with the butler. The scene is not only a sexual scorcher, it also has some very funny moments, such as when Everett's pants get pulled down and the most absurd looking "package" you've ever seen is revealed, and when butler Ritter gives Everett's asshole the "white glove" test.
I almost creamed my shorts watching Everett's dick rub against the bedsheets as he receives a masterful rimming from his servant. The two then trade oral, with Ritter winning the award for deepest swallower. This scene is hottest when Everett tops Ritter in missionary, slow-fucking him to the edge of orgasm and keeping him there. Both climax, and Everett definitely wins in the best shooter category.
Next Hans Ebson and Hunter James head for the showers after practice, only to find Bradley, Tiya, Fischer and Danny Arnez already soaping up. Ebson and James want to get some action started, so they start fondling themselves, and soon all six mix it up with round-robin oral. After pairing off, lucky Fischer's butt gets paired with Tiya's big, black cock, and Fischer (who has gorgeous lips and eyes to die for) obviously loves every minute of it. Ebson bottoms for Bradley, and these two also generate real steam in the shower.
Ebson and Fischer reach plateau after plateau of pleasure from the expert fucking they get from Bradley and Tiya. At scene's end, Tiya is on the floor and acts as a cum receptacle for the five others who stand above him and jack off. Ebson, Fischer, Bradley and Tiya serve up the most luscious cummers, and the five finish by shmearing their white jizz all over Tiya's muscled black skin.
Then Zachary Pierce pays a visit to coach Theo Blake, ostensibly to fix his water cooler. In the process, Pierce ends up poking Blake's strike zone with not only his own hard dick but also with a baseball bat. Blake lobs a fountain of cum onto Pierce's chest, and Pierce returns with an impressive globber.
In the final sex scene, Stone attempts to kidnap team members Damon DeMarco and Trevor Knight on the school bus. Thwarted by butler Ritter, Stone is forced to take turns orally servicing his victims in the back of the bus. These are some cramped quarters, but director Jeffries knows exactly where to place the camera for maximum effect. Stone gives energetic head, and he shows tremendous stamina when the cast takes turns fucking him.
Stone is a standout here, with Knight showing off his incredible two-fister and Ritter getting off the most impressive cummer of the scene from his huge dickhead.
Stone, Ritter and the video itself will be in the running for Grabby nominations next year. This video has great laughs and great sex, and will leave you anxiously awaiting the 3rd inning!
- Matt Woods