It's impossible to find Bone Island on any map, and more's the pity, because apparently the small place is populated with gorgeous men from all over the world. Of course, this is an island that exists only in the mind of director Kristen Bjorn, so all of these gorgeous studs are constantly on the prowl for sex, and no part of the island is off-limits, including the Indian cemetery that gives the island its clever double entendre name.
That's where our story begins. An old cemetery where cute Iván Andros awaits the weekly visit of the man of his dreams, hunky Juan Jimenez. Every Sunday, Jimenez arrives with a bouquet of long-stemmed red roses -- and, so far, he hasn't noticed that Iván is there cruising him every week. Guess he's really into grieving. Iván also serves as the thread that links the scenes together. He is the amateur "documentarian" of Bone Island, surreptitiously capturing the man-to-man action that goes on there every day. So when he's not stalking -- um, that is, cruising -- Jimenez, Iván serves as the island voyeur.
The first episode takes place on a rainy day, where homeowner Miguel Leonn catches brothers Diego Pastores and Guillermo Pastores hanging out on his porch, trying to stay dry while sharing a joint. Dark and handsome Miguel catches them smoking, and the usual scene of "we'll do anything if you don't call the police" takes place. It isn't long before the brothers are side-by-side, on their knees, sucking Miguel's magnificent, huge dick. They get into it, too -- both have drool running down their chins soon enough. But Miguel is a gentleman; he returns the favor, sucking off the brothers as they stand next to each other and kiss. Miguel does some fine foreskin worshipping, both are hung like horses. Miguel's bronzed chest is soon covered in cum, and Diego and Guillermo again share a passionate, open-mouthed kiss. Next, one of the brothers sits on Miguel's long dick and rides it while Miguel deep-throats the other. Camerawork and lighting here are very well done. It occurs on a porch with light filtering through the shutters in the background, and every bit of the action is carefully preserved for the viewer. Miguel pulls out and sprays a huge load, then gets spunked in the face by one of the brothers, who then proceed to eat his cum off Miguel while the other brother watches.
Next, it's brother-on-brother action. As one brother gets his ass royally rimmed by Miguel, the other one sucks his dick. Then Miguel fucks him from behind, while down below, the other continues to suck and jerk his own rock-hard cock. Miguel again blows a massive load, and, amazingly, the scene continues with a three-way suck. In the finale, on the steps of the porch, horndog Miguel lines up the brothers' ripe asses and tag-team fucks them, after servicing their dicks and assholes lavishly with his tongue and mouth. (This opening three-way scene is like a sex marathon -- you'd better carb up before watching it.)
As might be expected, sneaky Iván has captured it all on film -- and he's already off to the next adventure. In a house nearby, stud Arpad Miklos and his boyfriend Max Veneziano are going at it naked in an outdoor shower. "They're going to get into trouble one day," Iván prophetically says in the voiceover. No sooner said than done, and cops Craig Decker and Dirk Amsterdam arrive on the scene. Spotting the lovers in flagrante delicto (actually, just as Arpad shoots a volcanic load of cum) doesn't incite the officers to arrest them, however. Both cops spring instant erections, which protrude from their uniform pants, as they watch Arpad coax a big spray of cum from Max. The four-way that ensues almost outdoes the earlier three-way. Arpad and Max devour the officers' cocks, then Max bottoms for one officer while Arpad tops the other. Note to fetish fans: Arpad uses the officer's handcuffs as a cockring (sort of, they're too big even for Arpad's massive meat) and when he blows his load, he pulls up his dick with them, spraying cum into the crack he's just fucked. The arousing climax features a very impressive double-fuck sequence, with Dirk's lovely ass being speared by both Arpad and Craig. As a warm-up, Craig blows a massive load while trading off between spear-fucking Dirk's tight pink hole with his tongue and deep-throating Arpad's uncut dick. Yet again, Arpad fires off an impressive load in the end.
Next, Iván is on the trail of two hot Asian studs, Khieu Samphan and Sam Sun, who are in turn hot on the trail of beautiful Sergei Jordanov and handsome Cesar Moreno. While Khieu and Sam are on their knees servicing Sergei and Cesar's uncut dicks, an intruder appears -- no, it's not Iván, it's Joao Pauzão. João is the man for whom the phrase "thick as a baby's arm" was coined (actually, João is a bit thicker than a baby's arm). At the sight of João, Cesar releases his first load of cum, a spontaneous-looking act that is totally erotic. Cesar and Sergei then take turns proving that it really is impossible to deep-throat João, while João rims Khieu and Sam until they shoot their loads. Sam and Khieu, who play strictly bottom roles, manage to take João's cock in turn (and hooray for them), a feat not every bottom even would attempt, made all the more amazing because of their diminutive size.
Meanwhile, Iván has caught up with his mystery man -- and he just happens to be going into an establishment called "Leather Master." Inside, there is a large group of studs -- Matthieu Costa, Scott Duran, Butch Blackmoore, Pietro Rosselli, Antton Harri, Filippo Romano, Edwin Frank and Fernando Neron -- decked out in full leather. Considering it's the middle of the day, they must be the serious kind of leather studs. Curious, Iván goes in with his camera, and pretty soon the action in the bar heats up. What follows is easily one of the best orgy scenes of this or any other year. As a prelude, Iván is discovered in the corner with his camera, and then is forced to suck every dick in the place while all the dudes take turns holding his camera and filming him for a change. One by one, all the studs shoot their loads in Iván's face -- as he smilingly accepts them. Then Iván beats a hasty retreat, but the orgy continues.
Bjorn has pulled off some pretty amazing directorial feats in the past, but the editing, staging, and filming of this scene ranks as one of his most impressive efforts. The action is non-stop, the scene is hot, the cast is gorgeous, and the testosterone is so thick you can almost smell it. The fucking, sucking, stroking, kissing, rimming, and cumming are constant and varied, and Bjorn paces all of the action luxuriously, taking his time and giving the viewer ample opportunity to savor all of the action. There are many memorable moments, but the one that is most outstanding occurs when one stud blows his load on the rounded ballsac of the hunk he's just fucked -- and then he bends over and cleans it off his partner's balls, eating it, and savoring every drop.
Fortunately, Iván finally gets his man. He meets up with Jimenez at the island's small Carnival celebration, and the two go back to a private place where Iván wastes no time releasing Jimenez's cock and swallowing it. Jimenez grabs the camera and captures the blowjob, and even manages to hold the camera still while he shoots a huge load on Iván's face. Nerves of steel, that Jimenez. Then, almost immediately, Jimenez shoots again, while sucking Iván's cock, and Iván follows with his own cum-shot. Both times, cum-eating and kisses follow. Iván sits on Jimenez's cock and rides it, while Jimenez looks up at him with encouraging and fiery eyes, until Iván shoots yet again. They climb into bed, and more kisses, and some very hot assplay, including a little rimming for both, follow. Jimenez fucks Iván again, this time from the side, in the scissor position. Iván's face tells it all, he's in heaven, getting plugged by Jimenez's thick dick. Considering this is the most intimate (and the longest one-on-one) scene, it's amazingly erotic.
Although the themes of repressed longing and voyeurism are certainly not new to gay porn, Bjorn's incomparable direction makes it all worthwhile. And, of course, it doesn't hurt that he always finds the best-looking men in the business.
DVD features: Dolby digital sound; the full-length feature; interactive menus; a scene-by-scene chapter breakdown (including a special cum-shots only chapter -- all the cum-shot footage is edited into one scene for immediate access); a behind-the-scenes slide-show gallery; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Martin Cox
