I have no idea what war the young, beautiful soldiers in this costume epic are fighting, but I can tell you that their uniforms look exactly like the one I wore in my high school band. That, thankfully, is where the similarity ends, as most of the guys in my band couldn't hold a cymbal to the hunkiness these dudes possess. On the other hand, they never demonstrate whether they can twirl a rifle, either.

The action takes place mostly in verdant, outdoor settings that don't much resemble a bombed-out battlefield, and the physical combat the cast engages in is more of the hard-hitting fuck variety, beginning with the luscious duo Mario McGabe and Gabriel Thorsten. Mario and Gabriel separate themselves from their unit so they can play with their personal units, while their horses watch and graze from the field behind them. Both men summon up excellent oral skills as they trade blowjobs, swallowing down each other's uncut cocks. Later, the dudes use their braided uniform coats as a blanket to rim and fuck on, and the angles of the penetration are ultra-tight. Mario's puffy, huge nipples get hosed down by Gabriel's thick cum at the end of the scene.

Mark Zebro, Milan Breze and Richard Jordan use an old buggy as an authentic prop, and the fact that all three have very modern haircuts and highlights is soon forgotten while they begin to suck and fuck. Milan's curvy, upturned cock and tiny ass provide much of the heat in the scene, a focus that reaches its greatest intensity when he's being fucked from behind by Mark while Richard sucks his cock underneath. The three-way cum explosion at the end puts Mark in the middle as his buddies cream his body with their loads.

Peaceful peasants show up next, as oblivious to the conflict around them as they are to their chores, which are quickly forgotten as soon as they show off their erections to each other. As Adam Russo and Jonny Linus copulate in the hot sun, their bodies almost seem to gleam with light from within. Mutual sucking turns into a full-fledged ass-pounding when Jonny slowly pushes his cock all the way inside Adam's furry ass. After taking it from Jonny a couple of different ways, Adam's cock is ready to explode, and when it does, it's a rocket shot of cum that flies over Jonny's body into the field.

Two more peasants, Evan Rochelle and Denis Reed, discover Richard Jordan hiding in their stable and decide to force the soldier to give them blowjobs. It doesn't sound like such a bad deal until you see the size of these two guys, both of whom are hung like their horses. As the scene progresses, the action become a lot more mutual (not that it was ever really forced), with Richard sticking it to blond hottie Denis while Denis feasts on Evan's cock. Richard's last punishment is to be tied up while his captors cum on his chest.

The finale is a literal roll in the hay, a barnyard duo that pairs Denis with Mark. One memorable, great segment has Denis flat on his back, wearing only knee-high boots, while Mark eats out his ass, and later the camera goes in tight for Denis to turn the tables, slowly pushing his thick meat into Mark's furry hole. Mark strokes his immense pole to a creamy finish, which is quickly followed by Denis' pop-shot, aimed at Mark's wet torso. Not long after, Mark picks up Denis' uniform and hightails it out of there.

Maybe he's late for a drum-and-bugle corps competition?

DVD features: Chapters; trailers ("Sauna Paradiso," "Blue Danube" and "Under Fire"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).

A DVD Review by Martin Cox