From the increasingly giddy mind of writer and director Doug Jeffries comes yet another wacky plot-drenched sex farce. Get a load of this line-up: large drag queen Donatella drinking milk out of the container, female porn star Kaya Moore playing with dolls, anal beads and bananas, the homeless of West Hollywood, and an office where absolutely no one seems to work, and whose employees include Enrico Vega, Casey Williams and a superbly over-the-top Patrick Allen. Toss them all in your Shake-'n-Bake mixing bag and you come up with a truly fun plot about spells, but one that doesn't ever overwhelms the sex, which is in fact still the best part of this video, despite all the mayhem. With the sex being so good, the true star of this video is Jay Ross, a heretofore supporting player who makes a loud hungry argument for joining the ranks of the above-the-title superstardom of porn.

The spastic credits feature eerie music and lighting, not to mention snippets of the plot, all adding up to a sex scene between butcher-than-butch Enrico Vega (though meticulous about his goatee) and blondish adorable Brendon Taylor. This scene seems to be in the mind of Jay Ross (who keeps popping into the scene as part of the fantasy). The two kiss and Enrico grabs right for Brendon's ass. Enrico soon enough wriggles out of his prison jumpsuit (the prison motif is never detailed) so that Brendon can close his eyes and pray to be able to blow all of thick Enrico. It's a chore of a cock, but the real fun comes when Enrico bends him over and makes every possible suction noise in eating his ass. It's about the closest thing to a fuck you'll ever see with a mouth. Big foot-away thrusts, diving tongue, bottom inching back on the tongue. It's all a delightfully piggish display. Without the use of his hands, Enrico finally plows into Brendon, sweetly allowing him to get used to it all first (and the ass has to split really wide for this one) before taking control with a trademark nasty-boy fuck. Enrico sizzles with in-and-out shots, the camera sitting on his shoulder to watch the entire cock disappear up the butt. Brendon gets to ride on Enrico, too, still able to handle it all after a good amount of time, and with a plucky bouncing movement that makes it all cuter. Toward cumming time, he becomes a madman of a bottom, reeling off enough energy to light a small European village, and then cums twice! Enrico has a giant shooter all the way over his shoulder.

Jay, upset by this dream (though one shouldn't be upset at it), is late for work. Boss Johnny Thrust doesn't seem to mind, because again, no one in this office actually works, and Johnny forgets all about it when his suave goateed boyfriend Troy Banner shows up. Troy is actually worried that Johnny is cheating on him with Jay, so he takes Kaya Moore (the world's laziest receptionist) out to lunch in the park where he complains irrationally. This is when Doug Jeffries himself shows up as a homeless man. In a T-shirt torn to show off his gorgeous body and tan, matching the body no less. Strategic make-up says "I never shopped at the drug store," but he's a tad grungy. He feeds Troy's fears and tells him to take a picture, a lock of hair and $50 to "an old lady" to start a curse. Troy goes after the picture and Kaya for the hair. "Why do I always have to get the hair," Kaya whines in the video's funniest moment.

Troy has to get the picture from Johnny's office, which means having to seduce him (awww, our collective hearts bleed). Floppy-haired Johnny is game, as Troy gets to cock-munch first on Johnny's very long pole, just inches away from an interesting chest tattoo. Troy treats it better than a somewhat lazy Johnny deserves, working the balls and the eye contact equally as well. Troy shows off a body of supreme tightness, and a cock to nearly match Johnny's, but Johnny prefers the butt and goes right there. Good as the rim is, Johnny has spent the oral section just waiting for an insertion, and since that big dick wasn't made for decoration, he has a blast fucking Troy. The ride itself may look better than the actual fuck, but Johnny manages to get far up into Troy. The latter bobs back and forth on the cock excitedly, totally performing up a storm to match his hooty acting style. Troy then throws his leg over a staircase and lets Johnny fuck him, which is the best part of the scene. The position is incredible, and Johnny speeds up to Troy's level. Johnny shoots over the railing and as they are dressing, Troy snags the picture he needs for the spell the homeless man described.

I'm not quite sure what the next scene is. It's a fantasy, that's for sure. It's actually two scenes at once, one with Jay and his fantasy man Casey Williams (a deserved fantasy man for anyone), while there is a vision of Patrick Allen all by himself. Casey starts the scene, sitting on a bed underneath a bag that says "Daddy," while he motions for Jay to join him. Patrick sits, blindfolded and in a little gladiator pair of shots, sexily eating grapes. Jay slithers over to Casey, and the two of them have a grand old time. First, Casey smothers his fingers in chocolate sauce and has Jay lick them off, a divine start. Still sporting his tough-guy shades, Casey whips off his shirt to let Jay maneuver around his one-of-a-kind chest, looking better than ever. After some kissing, Jay offers up what will be the most stunning part of this video, namely his ass, for some rimming. Glowing with just a touch of lube, Jay's inspirationally formed butt (which should send legions of fans out to do squats) is a perfect receptacle for Casey's knowledgeable tongue. A scary glove is snapped on and Casey shoves in a few fingers as Jay sucks on a perky pink dildo with large mock veins. Once the fingers do their work, Jay turns his attentions to blowing Casey, making sure to suck down every inch there is. As we learn over and over, Jay loves to use his ass more than his mouth, and the ensuing action is wondrous. First up there goes the pink dildo, carefully, but deeply. Then in go a series of anal beads that come out with big juicy pops. It helps considerably that Casey is a whiz at bottom treatment. Casey tosses off some cum right on top of Jay's butt and then brings the littler guy to a whopper giant conclusion.

As for what the heck Patrick is doing, it's murkier. It's kind of hobbled into the action, and involves him giving himself a lot of pleasure. He delivers a magnificent blowjob to a banana, and then mashes the banana into his mouth and body (which wasn't exactly sexy). He plays with a dildo, but doesn't insert it, and also gives head to a chocolate rose. After the rose, he disappears from this little fantasy.

Sorceress Donatella works up her spell, which involves tarot cards and a doll (I have no idea either). After it's done, Jay wakes up from his sleep very nervous, finding the doll on his desk at work the next day! Turns out Kaya had put it there, to hurry along the curse at the behest of Troy. However, Jay overhears Kaya and Troy talking about making a fool out of him (it's all to prove that he is or isn't sleeping with Johnny), and decides to speed things along. So, he comes into work the next day wearing a tight sexy outfit, turning the heads of all his co-workers (who have been his fantasies already). Well, client Sam Dixon struts into the office, sees Jay, and insists he come dancing with them later that evening. Kaya and Troy are very excited, thinking this will be the night the spell does its magic.

The whole cast, with a surprise non-speaking cameo by Michael Brandon, heads to this club, which is really someone's basement with lights and music. This scene perfectly captures all that Doug Jeffries does as a director. A hell of a good pornographer, he concentrates on the sex, but not without some respect to everything else going on. The other characters don't suddenly disappear from the bar. They watch the sex. Kaya and Troy all but comment on it. It makes sense. Anyway, Jay becomes the "sex god" of his image, with Sam intently interested and sexy hunky Matt Sizemore just as horned up from afar. When Jay goes onto the dance floor and rips off his shirt, Matt eventually sidles over and the scene begins in earnest. Jay plunks himself in the middle of the action, delivering the most exciting alternating blowjob on a stunned Sam and an eager Matt, both of them with awfully big dicks to make so happy. Jay is just a machine of sexual heat. Whatever curse is on him, everyone should be so lucky to get some of it! Sam can't wait to eat out of the rounded bit of perfection that is Jay's ass, and then fucks him without any gentility. He burrows deeply, as Jay remains focused on both that and blowing Matt. He doesn't give Sam an inch of ease, making him work hard to fuck him so well. Swiftly, after Sam is done, Matt gets his chance, and this one is crushing. The rest of the fucks have all been combinations of tops and bottoms, and this is a patented Matt Bradshaw meanie fuck. But Jay takes it as well as he's taken anything else. Matt finishes by dropping a polite glob of a shot on Jay's shoulder. Sam lands his on Jay's abs and then Jay points one directly into his own belly button.

The curse's surprise ending won't be revealed here. It suffices to say that Donatella and her milk are quite a fun little twist. Actually, Donatella adds a lot of funky spice to the end of the video. She also did the make-up for this video, and it's no wonder she looks so glamorous. While we're noting the behind-the-scenes work, I should also point out that editor Andrew Rosen does a fine job of helping to move along this video, in tune with direction that demands nearly equal time devoted to sexual acts. That helps in a video that has so much delightful plot to weave in and out of the action. But, it's all perfectly in tune with the spiffy agreeable nature of this story and all contained in it. With star Jay Ross in charge, director Jeffries has an easy time making this all work so well.

A Video Review by Brent Blue

The handsome Jay Ross has fallen asleep and begins to dream as if he were actually hallucinating on some wild aphrodisiac slipped into his evening cocktail. The dream sequence opens with red-hot Enrico Vega having his way with Brendon Taylor in a jail cell. In a cop-overtakes-prisoner scenario, Taylor, clad only in a jock strap, orally services Vega's long, uncut cock. After a warm-up, Vega gives rimming a whole new meaning as Taylor craves more of the tongue fucking being done to him. Stud man Vega then lets his huge love tool do a sort of "cavity" search of his prisoner with long, deep poundings of his cock in Taylor's pretty, round ass. The delirious dream ends with both imprisoned men dropping cum all over Vegas hair stomach.

To help setup the actual plot of the movie, the viewer is slightly bombarded with a buxom blonde woman and unnecessary queen babbling. I say just get right back to some more fucking and to hell with your sissy babbling! The plot thickens as a plan to cast a spell on the bookkeeper is devised. Doug Jeffries makes a cameo appearance in this scene as a raving lunatic. Back at the office, two employees who are a couple make-up in a big way with a decent fuck scene right in the office. The rimming is a bit of a letdown from the first scene, however. Johnny Thrust lives up to his name as he besieges the round, firm buttocks of Troy Banner, who gets rammed in many positions and ultimately belts out a sweet load of juice, with Thrust doing the same immediately.

It's back to the land of nod for Jay Ross, and this dream is really weird! Ross is joined by Casey Williams, and foreplay with food ensues. They did things with that banana I thought only a chimpanzee would attempt! The scene rambles on not really making too much sense, but do most dreams? There was absolutely no fucking in this sequence, which is OK too. A great deal of dildo play, anal beads and snippets of a leather-clothed Patrick Allen offer even more variety to this "fetish" scene.

I hope you're still awake, because this next scene is difficult to discern if anyone was even awake or had complete presence of mind when they shot this part of the video. The entire cast is in a discotheque, drinking and having a nice time. All of a sudden, Sam Dixon, Matt Sizemore and Jay Ross are nude on the dance floor. I definitely want the address to that club, as Dixon and Sizemore receive awesome oral fellatio from Ross and then take turns ass-thumping Ross as partygoers just look on. Sizemore buries his cock down Ross' throat and tag team fucks Ross with Dixon working on both ends as well. Finally, Ross begs Donatella, the mystic, to remove the spell that was plaguing him. She does but also laughs all the way to the bank over such fantasies. Good sex in the video but absolutely weird and bordering psychotic.

- Chris Coty