A porn film within a porn film, done by the talented and experienced Kristen Bjorn, can only be great, and this one truly is.

Since Bjorn himself knows what it's like to be behind the camera as well as a star, he manages to make this adventure both believable and hot, and he gets things off to a rocket-ship blast with the first scene, which shows us how a couple of porn producers work out their erotic fantasies, while maybe also choreographing their next shoot.

Etienne Cendras and Rocco Banks are the studs who deliver the first act with great attention to their work. The begin with an outdoor blowjob scene that has Rocco getting his juicy-looking meat downed by Etienne and a very short time later, after each stud has shot off once, Rocco doing one heckuva good job on Etienne's pink hole. Then the two men repair to a bedroom, where they do a versatile, flip-flop fuck that is a beautiful thing to watch. More cum-shots follow, with the dudes reaming huge again.

Porn Star billionaire (um, o-kayyyyyyy) Rocky Oliveira finds a couple of surprises on his doorstep when he gets home, fans who want an autograph and perhaps a little bit more. Rocky invites them in, and soon he's watching as the fans (Bruno Jones and Marko Brenos) show the pro a thing or two about getting off. Rocky gets naked while watching the two trade off sucks, and then, when he can't stand it anymore, he dives into the middle of their meatwich. Rocky is as gorgeous as ever, his body perfect, his face handsome, and his ass made for fucking (actually, if I was gonna believe any porn star could be a billionaire, it would be Rocky), but we don't get to that until near the end of the scene. First he assists with his tongue, licking Marko's ass and Bruno's cock, and milking a big load out of Bruno's fat cock. The remainder of the scene is a three-way fuck that only performers of this calibre could pull off, with the guys perched on a chair in a sandwich fuck that ends with more big loads.

Next we get a look at Porn Star Boot Camp (sign me up, please), where Eduard Dubov, Sandro Casceres, Rogelio Diaz, Massimo Cannelli and Apolo Knowbles (who have apparently seen the hilarious ad that precedes the scene) are under the control of hot drill sergeants Aitor Crash and Mateo Perez. Aitor and Mateo have their charges naked and hard in no time, and then give the newbies some very instructive oral sex lessons. First class is blowjobs, then ass-rimming, and truly, I think I actually may have learned a trick or two myself watching Aitor and Mateo. Next it's Fuck Class, and every stud in the place has his fill of ass plowing by the time the class is over. LUNCH!

Aitor takes a break to piss while the other studs pair up for private lessons next. Aitor and Mateo oversee a three-way fuck and then a three-way suck-off session, and then they get involve in the action with side-by-side pairs, both of the drill instructors this time getting drilled up the butt. This sensational four-way is followed up by a daisy-chain suck scene shot in a stairwell, and believe me, you'll never look at a spiral staircase in quite the same way again. Let's just say that at this academy, there is a very thorough hands-on curriculum in the fine art of sucking and fucking, and the graduates are all certified at the end.

Next, we get a peek inside the private life of billionaire porn photographer (okay, just go with it) Armando Del Toro. Armando is taking stills of a sizzling pair of studs, Franco Dominicci and Max Duran. And yeah, the fluffing gets all serious, too – Franco and Max suck, rim, and fuck for Armando's flashing camera, and even when they're fucking, they pause so he can get the best shots. Talk about pros. But not everything is rosy with he models, as we find out later. No problem, though, because apparently there's always another hot pair of men around the corner. The next two are Kane O'Farrell (as a new talent) and Ricci Julian (as the scout who discovers him). Back at Armando's, Kane is a quick study, showing off his rock-hard body and sexy tatts as Ricci poses with him and Armando takes the snaps.

Eventually, the three get around to fucking, with Kane getting his ass eaten by Ricci first, then trading off blowjobs that end in a huge round of blasts from all three (even Armando, who is still behind the camera at this point). Kane fucks Ricci next, which leads to the next round of cum-shots, some of which Kane eats right off Ricci's hot brown ass. But then, things get really interesting when all of the studs who have been at Armando's that day (including Franco and Max) get together for a huge five-way finale that has as its centerpiece a double-penetration fuck, with Armando sitting on both Kane and Ricci's cocks.

And that's just the start of this fucking marathon, which is so frenzied and varied that it's astounding. Asses are plowed left and right, and the combinations of the men are as stunning as they are gorgeous to watch. This orgy comes to a very heady end with cum flying and being eaten hungrily off faces. It's almost too hot to be true.

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"Action!: Part 2" begins with my current two favorite party boys, Pedro Andreas and Daniel Marvin, who reprise their flip-flop fuck that they've done for Bjorn before. Funny, but no matter how many times I see it, it never gets boring. This time, they're all over a bathroom, using oil on their muscles and then literally flipping around to fuck each other in short turns, each man driving home into the ass of the other easily. Pedro cums and then shoves his still dripping cock back into Daniel then Daniel blasts off into Pedro's open mouth, then leans in for a kiss at the end of this stunning scene.

After a short infomercial about Internet piracy and the Russian Mafia (The More You Know, Da da da daaaa!), we get to watch Alex Brinsky and Eric Demko get busy all over their living room, which includes mutual sucking, and a slamming fuck where Alex gets Eric to blast off while he's fucking him.

Jean Franko, yet another billionaire porn star (I mean, how many could there be?) gets an offer he can't refuse from Pedro and Daniel, who want to make a star out of his pool boy. Jean agrees to do it. Meanwhile, Rocky brings Marko and Bruno to producers Etienne and Rocco for a "meeting."

Yeah, you are way ahead of me -- this is all casting couch, and nobody feels dirty after it's over. I certainly hope that Rocky gets some kind of finder's fee, because these two men make a definite impression with their cocksucking skills, not to mention the size of their cum-shots. When the fountains of jism subside, the fucking starts, and Marko and Bruno plow Rocco in tandem while Rocky sticks it to Etienne. With all of this superb action going on, it's a shame no one thought to bring their camera, huh?

Next we get back to Jean, who is on his mission to make a star. His first encounter with Alex is a wordless, fiery sword crossing and swallowing event that leads to a hot tongue-fuck that Jean delivers to Alex's rosy pucker (an ultra-tight close-up of it is bone-rattling, as is the multiple-position fuck that follows). Hugo Martin, the guy Jean has to seduce into the porn biz, is busy with his pool net when Jean arrives. Jean's session with Alex hasn't dimmed his passion at all, and he quickly manages to get Hugo out of his clothes and his dick into Hugo's mouth. The two move into a 69 as Jean's suit starts to fall off his body. Their fuck is as creatively sexy as the oral sequence, with Hugo riding Jean's cock while his own erection swings wildly around. And a star is born.

Ah, the dangers of letting the cast meet without supervision. Hotties Darren Robins and Carl Wilde meet before the filming of the next production and get familiar with dick sucking and fucking, with Carl taking Darren's massive cock from behind. Darren is a hot fucker, driving into Carl like a machine, and making the dude moan with pleasure.

Finally, it's time to shoot "Hungry Holes 3," the fictitious production this entire action has been about. But poor Hugo -- he's been drugged into the thing, and when he wakes up, he is faced with a plethora of big, uncut dicks to suck. It's kind of hard to feel much sympathy for him, actually. Anyway, the way he goes after all the man meat, it doesn't seem like he's too put upon.

Then of course, there's fucking too -- Hugo gets into the middle of a fuck sandwich with Eric and Darren, while Jean and Alex double-fuck the extremely sexy Carl. Again, massive loads all around end the scene, and Hugo's, which flies out of his dick while he's still being fucked, is especially memorable.

And that was just Day One. The next day we have an actual pizza delivery scenario setting up a hugely entertaining outdoor pool fuck with hot nerd delivery guy Gustavo Arango getting it from even hotter stud Carlos Montenegro. Be still my heart. Carlos Montenegro is the kind of guy that doesn't even seem real, so sexy and handsome that he looks like an idealized version of a stud, except he's real flesh and blood.

Carlos face- and ass-fucks Gustavo while Daniel and Pedro film the action. Carlos spews his cream on Gustavo's mouth and glasses (I told you he was a hot nerd) and then helps clean it off with his lips and tongue. But then, the handsome Carlos spreads his cheeks for Gustavo's diving tongue, and things get even better. Carlos of course fucks Gustavo, sliding into his hole in a hot standing fuck, and then later takes him missionary. Meanwhile, Pedro and Daniel get in on the action with sucking while they're filming. Don't ask me how they manage to hold the camera steady. Everybody shoots, Carlos and Gustavo pressing their cum-dripping dicks together and Pedro filling Daniel's mouth with his load.

The next sequence, and the finale of this seven-hour feast of sex, has all four stud mixing it up in hot oral action; Pedro and Carlos trade blows while Daniel eats out Gustavo's ass, then cums all over his ass and hole and licks it up.

Daniel then takes Carlos from behind (which qualifies as one of the most beautiful pairings of studs in gay porn history) while Gustavo sucks Pedro. From then to the end, this quartet of studs seems to truly be interested in giving each other pleasure, and they do -- with the spectacular Carlos delivering the production's last load. This is one of the best productions I have ever seen, and that is no exaggeration. Bjorn has outdone even himself this time.

DVD features (2-disc set): Chapters; cum-shots chapter; gallery; behind-the-scenes footage; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).

A DVD Review by Martin Cox