Thick as Thieves descends into the underbelly of the art world, where paintings are stolen and sold to wealthy private collectors for their personal satisfaction. For us, the satisfaction is watching these hunky thieves ply their trade while they have a little carnal fun on the side. Even the security staff gets involved. 16 guys with gorgeous, all-natural cocks spew buckets of cum - just another typical Bjorn video.
In an art gallery, beams of light from flashlights bounce from painting to painting as these professionals seek out artwork they can fence for cold, hard cash. One painting in particular catches the eye of Arpad Banfalvi. Over the objection of his fellow thieves, Banfalvi takes it for himself. Back at their hideout, Arpad Miklos, Ferran Griego, Miguel Leon, Banfalvi and Yuri Breshnev inspect their night's quarry. The guys decide Banfalvi must pay a high price to keep this painting for himself - he must suck them all off. Gee, sounds good to me. It's a smorgasbord of prime, uncut sausage, salaciously inhaled by Banfalvi's hungry mouth as they line up for him to suck. It's a beautifully choreographed ballet of sexual delights, punctuated with oodles of cum shots. A highlight is Griego as he gets double penetrated by Banfalvi and Miklos while Leon and Breshnev create their own tête-à-tête. This is one of the best dual-penetration scenes captured on tape. Yes, he does get to keep the painting.
Back at his apartment, Banfalvi admires his latest acquisition, lusting over the hunk in the painting only to be disappointed when he discovers it was painted in 1938.
Sergei Jordonov and Buddy Jones are two nude models that just can't sit still without arousing each other and finally artist Marcio da Costa (back to camera). Meanwhile, across town, painter Marcio da Costa is busy capturing nude models Sergei Jordonov and Buddy Jones on canvas. He warns them not to move, but these two beauties just can't keep their hands, or mouths, to themselves. Frustrated da Costa decides to join in. Soon they cover each other in paint before they engage in a heated bout of playful sex. This scene really cooks. Jones plays willing bottom to the other two before they all end up in the shower, where da Costa enjoys a taste of both cocks, ending with cream all over his face. They move to the bedroom, where Jordonov becomes center attraction until da Costa decides to open his ass to Jones' succulent meat. Jones shoots his load on da Costa's ass and then bends down to lap it up - yummy! Jordonov also gets a shot at da Costa's ass, leading to more splashy loads. For me, this is the best sex of the video.Meanwhile, across town, painter Marcio da Costa is busy capturing nude models Sergei Jordonov and Buddy Jones on canvas. He warns them not to move, but these two beauties just can't keep their hands, or mouths, to themselves. Frustrated da Costa decides to join in. Soon they cover each other in paint before they engage in a heated bout of playful sex. This scene really cooks. Jones plays willing bottom to the other two before they all end up in the shower, where da Costa enjoys a taste of both cocks, ending with cream all over his face. They move to the bedroom, where Jordonov becomes center attraction until da Costa decides to open his ass to Jones' succulent meat. Jones shoots his load on da Costa's ass and then bends down to lap it up - yummy! Jordonov also gets a shot at da Costa's ass, leading to more splashy loads. For me, this is the best sex of the video.
Sergei Jordonov, Marcio da Costa and Buddy Jones fill the screen with sexual energy and tons of cum in a colorful display of masculine sexuality. Adriano Sabroso and Zsolt Kopazs stand erect while Pietro Rosselli spreads his cheeks wide on a chair. Back at Banfalvi's pad, he lights a table full of candles under his prized painting. He falls asleep to dream his painting to life. Pietro Rosselli and Adriano Sabroso create a surreal scene as the beautiful guy in the painting (Zsolt Kopazs) gets royally fucked in a satisfying three-way. The fourth guy, seen at the beginning of the scene, joins in as they pair off for more suck and fuck. Needless to say, multiple ejaculations ensue. Banfalvi awakes to end another steamy session of hot sex.
Who is the guy in the painting? Stay tuned.
A look at the other side of Rosselli flanked by the ever hard Sabroso and Kopazs. In another gallery, the thieves are again at work. This time, however, they are caught by two security guards. A price must be exacted for their misdeed, and that price is their asses. Thus begins another multi-person, multi-positioned, multi-room, mega-multi-load sex romp that continues for a long, lusty time. (Note: the subtitles go by way too fast to read them.) The sex sizzles throughout, with nary a limp dick to be found. If being a criminal were really this fun, I'd turn wicked tomorrow.
Next, our boy finds himself in a leather bar, where he cruises the hunky bartender. They go to Banfalvi's pad, where they proceed to get better acquainted. The bartender quickly descends on Banfalvi's hard, uncut cock. It's not long until he spews his load. As they venture towards the living room, the handsome bartender notices Banfalvi's studly painting - that strongly resembles himself - inquiring where he got it. Turns out to be the grandfather of this cute hunk. Finally, Banfalvi's wish comes true, as he gets to fuck the grandson of the guy in the painting. And that grandson happens to be ever-delicious Zsolt Kopazs. Their sex is tender, with lots of kisses and licks. It's a lusty romance made in heaven. Looks like these two are made for each other. This scene exudes versatility as they give and take of each other's bountiful assets. It's a pairing that scorches. They, of course, will live happily ever after. I wish Bjorn would feature more one-on-one sex in his videos.
In many ways, if you have seen recent Bjorn productions, then you will have basically seen the same formula and many of the same performers. The plot changes slightly but stays simple. This isn't bad; in fact, it takes a lot of skill to keep a basic style while infusing it with subtle changes to bring about a good video. There's seriousness with humor thrown in on its way to a happy ending.
Group sex is a Bjorn specialty that few other directors have mastered as well as he. And the sex never ends. Nor do the rivers of cum. The double-penetration scene is a highlight in that it's sustained not for a minute or two but seems to go on forever. And the scene where Jordonov, da Costa and Jones get kinky with paint really scorches. The last coupling also leaves you wanting for more of these sensual sexaholics. For a director who would rather spend his time immersed in archeology, Bjorn somehow continues to deliver some of the best videos in gay porndom. His trip back to Eastern Europe is a clear triumph. I do hope someday that he'll tap into the blond hunks in Scandinavia on his way to mine Asian gold along the Pacific Rim. But for now, it's another grand slam for Bjorn.
- Adam Morris
