Any flick that begins with mega-hunk power-bottom Jason Ridge kissing and feeling up ultra preppy slut power-bottom Tony Bishop can't be all that bad, and in "Unzipped" this spectacular couple gets us off to an extreme hardon start of what is essentially a fuck film in a mansion shared by a bunch of guys.

Jason, whose extraordinary good looks, tight body and hunger for cock has made him one of the major stars of the decade, envelops Tony, who has come on quickly in the past year with a personality and yen for versatility exceeded only by his long, fat tattooed cock. But Jason thinks someone's watching them in the basement, so they repair to the bedroom, where we pick them up naked and in the middle of a torrid bed-covering tour-de-force. While each is confronted with a major piece of meat, there is no hesitancy to engulf -- their respective cocksucking techniques elicit moans and groans of pleasure and dirty-talk. (Listen to them, you would not expect the pug-nosed cutie Tony to have such a deep and resonant voice, matching that of Jason ... it's really a turn-on).

When the fucking comes, it begins with Jason plowing Tony sidesaddle scissor, then missionary, and then without missing a beat, Tony rolls Jason onto his back still impaled and goes for a ride, but not without a warning, "I'm going to fuck you next!" He slides off, throws Jason's legs into the air and sends it up the chute, the camera catches this from beneath, showcasing Jason's magnificent butt in the process. Tony is not only a power-bottom, but shows here he can dish it out (oops, in), all the while grunting, growling, moaning. He pulls Jason on top of him for a sit-fuck without missing a beat, and here you finally put it together: It's as if the college quarterback or tight end is getting fucked by the student body president, a dirty little pig who brings his lover to cum all over him while still in him, then pulls out and covers him with goo. They kiss goodnight and your dick falls off.

After a meaningless interlude in the garden with two other guys, Jason, who obviously runs the house, tells them he is expecting his little brother to visit. Meanwhile, in the house, blondies Jake Havoc and Brett Matthews are cleaning up the living room and stairs when they fall into lust. Brett, a classically handsome guy who looks like he stepped right out of a board room on Wall Street, sticks his dick through the banister opening and Jake, a wide-faced cutie-pie, takes advantage. But Brett wants some cock, and when he comes down the stairs and takes a mouthful of the prize between Jake's legs, your eyes will bug out, this is one fat, long, almost unconquerable log that Brett has set before him, but he pursues it like a cock king. They get a little more comfortable on the couch, where Jake softens up Brett with a neat rimjob after eating his way through his crotch. Slipping on a rubber while toying with Brett's hole, Jake spreads Brett's legs and sends him into ecstatic overdrive with a pounding that is hard but sweet. Jake then mounts Brett and goes for a cowboy ride of his own before moving to the window, bending Brett over and fucking him doggy, cumming on his butt as Brett stands up and pulls himself off.

Meanwhile out by the pool, the sweetly pixie-faced Matt Van Dorn and the breathtaking Devon Bleu (who resembles Brett Matthews from the previous scene, and is the cover guy), approach each other, lock lips and start to strip, oblivious to the fact they are being spied upon by a cute blond hiding in the bushes. No matter. Matt drops to his knees for a taste of Devon's monster boner and tries to do it justice. Well, he wins his case, taking it down to the pubes, licking, tickling and kissing, pulling his own (uncut) boner into hard position for Devon's edification. Some exceptional edits show how skilled Devon is in sucking cock, he sucks it in, plays with the foreskin, deep-throats, kisses and generally makes a very hearty meal of this meat. But Matt senses that they're being watched, and Devon gets up, goes into the bushes, and surprises the interloper, yet another blond, Tyler Austinn. He brings him back to Matt and the two inspect his meat, and then offer him theirs. After everyone's cock has been stamped with the U.S. Department of Phallic Measurements Seal of Approval, Devon sits in a chair, Matt bends over to engage in a lip-lock with him and Tyler sends his cock up Matt's butt. Tyler then moves Matt out of his way, tosses Devon's legs up, and plunges his rod into his sweet ass as Matt feeds his cock into Devon's grateful mouth. Matt then replaces Devon in the chair and his boyfriend fucks him as Tyler slips his rod in and out of Matt's mouth. Soon there's cum flying all over the place, I would love to be the poolboy at this house.

If you like watching well-built jocks get into each other's athletic shorts, you'll love the set-up in the final scene. Tanned dark-haired beauty Jed Willcox is watching TV on a leather couch, while pale, jock-faced Matthew Green is stroking himself through his yellow shorts. "Time to pay the rent?" Matthew says, eyeing Jed's crotch, which is growing. Matthew swings down, pulls Jed's black shorts down and plunges in for a deep sample of what is yet another beautiful boy-banger. This is as dynamic a coupling as the one between Jason Ridge and Tony Bishop, with Matthew working his way up Jed's fuzz-covered body to his mouth where he engages his lover in a hot lip-locking session, then moves up to feed his own substantial, straight boner to his dude-in-arms. The action here is heightened when Jed works his fingers up Matthew's butt while they are slobbering each other with hot kisses, alternately feeding Matthew's hole with his digits while teasing that hole with his cockhead, these guys look like they've done this before with each other. When they're finally ready to ride, Matthew sits on Jed's pole, rocks and rolls, gets up to get a better seat on the saddle, this time back to front, while Jed lifts him into the air, floating him above the couch while impaling him. They get more comfortable when Matthew moves into missionary over the end of the couch and Jed keeps pumping away until the cum spurts out of Matthew's cock. Jed pulls out and they mingle their seed and kiss the movie goodbye.

Like most Derek Kent productions, this is a beautifully shot, quietly paced, effort that lulls you in with soft background music and then hits you in the crotch with hot sex delivered by hot guys.

DVD features: Chapters; galleries; cast bios (stats and videographies); bloopers; trailers; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).

A DVD Review by Bo Champion

I recently attended local cabaret legend Stephen Rader's birthday party. Rader, with many friends and constant theatre gigs, is most definitely at his prime. The same can be said of the men in Studio 2000's Unzipped. These guys are hot, committed and offer up some of their best sexual performances to date.

In a profile in a recent Honcho magazine Jason Ridge describes a sexual fantasy wherein he gangbangs a group of Latino homeboys. This kind of intense virility is on delicious display in Ridge's opening scene with blond Tony Bishop. Ridge comes on like Ringo Starr in Caveman. He grunts and groans with a primordial intensity that is truly astounding and gives one of the most intense performances that I have ever seen in a porno. There is also some fantastic camera work going on here. The camera pans so close to Ridge's dick at one point that you can see a birthmark on it. As for Ridge's dick, while it may not be the largest one in porn, it is a glorious, truly beautiful 8 inches and he truly knows how to use it -- sawing it in and out of Bishop's mouth and ass like a virtuoso violinist. Bishop also has a beautiful tattooed cock that Ridge lavishes much attention on. In fact, after Ridge has exerted much heman energy into Bishop's toned butthole, Bishop returns the compliment by giving the versatile Ridge a righteous pounding. These guys are well matched -- Ridge, in particular, seems incredibly turned on -- and both put on a committed and athletic show.

Unlike Peggy Lee, I have never been to the circus, but I certainly know an elephant's trunk when I see one -- and that is what Jake Havoc has swinging between his muscular thighs! According to the press materials, Havoc's cock is 10 inches by 7 inches and I don't doubt it for a moment! Watching Havoc's costar, Brett Matthews, try to angle that chunky monster into both of his openings is a nerve tingling delight! True, Matthews gives as good as he gets. In fact, there is more flip-flop corn holing action going on here than even Karen Black got in her pneumatic turn in her Stephen King Children of the Corn sequel. Both guys lavish fantastic attention on each other's dicks -- the sucking through the stairwell banister has to be seen to be believed -- and, of course, things end in such a gooey mess that even a lionkeeper would be hard-pressed to clean it all up!

If one is the loneliest number, then adding two more onto that numeral must equal pure bliss. This equation is proven true with the wild antics of Matt Van Dorn, Devin Bleu and Tyler Austinn. These three blond hunks let it all hang out -- in so many ways. To start off, slim Van Dorn worships Bleu's chunky, uncut boner. Bleu has a husky, healthy piece of meat, and it is, rightfully, the primal focus of this scene. Austinn soon joins this mighty duo and in no time is adding his own sparks to their scientific mutation. Austinn begins fucking Van Dorn from behind as Van Dorn continues offering praise unto Bleu's amazing phallus. Eventually, all worked up Austinn pushes himself out of Van Dorn and into the sprawling Bleu. Bleu's slightly curled lip and look of shocked pleasure as Austinn enters him is, perhaps, the most natural and exciting moment of this film. It reads as incredibly primal and true. Still Bleu, who appears unwilling to sit around and take it, is soon pressing his own juicy measurement into the doubly pleasured Van Dorn. Ms. Donna Summer never knew "hot stuff" such as this!

The final scene is probably my personal favorite. It involves caramel tanned Jed Willcox putting the color -- as it were -- into pale skinned Matthew Green. Green begins things by asking Willcox if it is time to pay the rent and from Willcox's response, obviously it is. Green is like an eager Labrador puppy bounding around Willcox's muscular body with enthusiasm and delight. Green delights in Willcox's incredibly chunky, uncut meat. In fact, the label "Hefty" is more appropriate when placed on Willcox's dick than any amount of garbage bags in existence. Soon Green is face first on the couch, taking an achingly hot pounding from the inspired Willcox. By the end of the scene, Willcox is slamming into Green with such force that you'll feel like a chorus boy witnessing the final assault in a Chuck Norris action film. Not that you'll mind. In fact, you might want to return to the scene of this crime, again and again.

So, perhaps, while not nearly as sweet as a Stephen Rader ballad, Unzipped, nonetheless, is the exact opposite -- a hot and healthy helping of spicy chili at the gay rodeo of porn.

- Christian James