I'm telling ya, no matter what business I'm in, sexually, it's the wrong business. In fact, I'm the only person in the sex industry not having sex. How wrong is that? Of course, if any of you have seen me, you would probably understand. Anyway, in Falcon's big leather epic, Bad Behavior, even the Bible-thumpers get to have hot sex. Now, I'm not sure if this video has been endorsed by the Catholic Church - in fact, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that it's doubtful. But if you think about it, if people were out having sex instead of fighting religious battles, I think this world would be a much happier place to live.
Marcus Iron and Chad Kennedy are the bicycle-riding, bible-thumping, door-knocking religious zealots sent out to spread their gospel to the homosexuals in San Francisco. (Talk about an uphill battle.) Little do these innocents know that instead of spreading their gospel, they'll be spreading their legs. Wide!
These unfortunate cuties make the mistake of knocking on leather daddy Addison Scott's front door, where they proceed to spew their gospel. Scott's not interested and tells them so, before snatching them by their neckties and dragging them into his house. He takes Iron and shackles him up (head and wrists) in a wooden stock and forces him to watch hottie Caesar finger his hole from a sling.
He drags Kennedy to a different dungeon, where five big-dicked studs await: Spike, meaty-dicked Scott Matthews, yummy Enrico Vega, Nick Young (and that great uncut cock of his) and new heartthrob Kristian Alvarez (who is a gorgeous, ethnic-looking hunk - yet, sadly, appears to be a strictly trade top). Scott pushes Kennedy into the fray, where the six tops converge upon him, ripping off his clothes and forcing their big cocks down his throat. It doesn't take very long before he's taking them all on like a pro - of course, they know how to pleasure each other as well, greedily slurping each other. Alvarez, Young and Vega have beautiful, uncut cocks, and the others happily nibble the foreskins. The oral play is extensive and then soon, Kennedy is squatting on Spike's big 10-incher (which reminds me of the lead pipe in the board game Clue). Spike bangs away at the whimpering bottom (and, Jesus, who wouldn't whimper with that whopper up one's poop chute?), and then each of the others take their turn, basically converting Kennedy's puckered asshole into a quivering mush. They all blow their loads (except Kennedy), with Matthews and Spike letting out double gushers (Spike's first is terrific - as Kennedy, on his back, and Scott are kissing just below Spike's cock, he lets loose his infamous stream of cream all over Scott's bald head and Kennedy's face.) "Now you've been baptized," Scott tells Kennedy after all six have erupted all over him.
Scott heads back up to Iron, still in his little stockade, and begins filling Caesar's hole with his fingers, dildos and butt-plugs. Scott spouts biblical metaphors as Caesar growls and groans. Iron is let out of his trap and Scott strips him (Iron still has one of the most incredibly sexy bodies in the industry) and sucks him briefly before sliding a condom on Iron's cock so he can fuck Caesar. When Iron slides into Caesar, you can literally see his face melt as he realizes that gay sex is actually a lot of fun. His face fills with ecstasy as Scott slides his cock into his asshole, becoming the meat in a yummy leather sandwich. Eventually, Scott has both of his boys bent over and is sliding a double-headed dildo into both butts - Iron and Caesar thrust back and forth, fucking each other. Iron and Scott then let out man-goo while Caesar, sadly, doesn't get a cum shot.
Meanwhile, on a pool table, Jeremy Jordan is busily munching on Nino Bacci's beautiful, curvy cock. These two have the best chemistry in the video, eagerly tasting everything the other has to offer. As Jordan gobbles Bacci's cock, Bacci buries his tongue deep into Jordan's yummy asshole. Both guys look like they're having a lot of fun (and in an interview with Jordan, he mentioned that Bacci was, indeed, his favorite costar). Scott stands in the background and watches as Bacci squats his own tasty-looking hole on Jordan's pink lips before bending the bubble-butted boy over and slamming his ass deep with his rod. Scott cheers them on with nasty comments (which becomes irritating quickly) and watches as Bacci plows Jordan in two positions before both guys let loose their own loads.
The final scene takes us out from the leather world and into Iron's bedroom. A knock at the door and Gage Michaels and Sam Crockett prepare to spout their own gospel. "Save your breath, guys," Iron says and pulls them in. A relatively tame threesome occurs in a bedroom. All three guys look great, and the scene would have fizzled had it not been for the sexy Southern smut-talk from Crockett as he first fucks Michaels (who is an incredibly passive bottom, virtually just laying there as he's penetrated) and then Iron (who emits more excitement than Michaels). Iron fucks Michaels as well, and all three give Crockett a chest full of cum.
The final shot is quite cool: Iron laying in a Christ-like position as Michaels and Crockett are curled at his sides. There's just nothing like mixing porn and religion
Technically, the video is relatively weak, considering the masters behind the cameras. Todd Montgomery's videography is strangely shaky, the editing is choppy, and John Rutherford's direction weaves all over the place. Still, it's a Falcon video, and many people praise them for their leather efforts. Which is more, I think, than they'll get from the Catholic Church.
- Jeremy Spence
