Believe it or not, the title "Loaded Guns" applies only to penises. There's only one gun in the entire video, and it's not loaded, but the Hungarian specimens sure are! Porn-star-turned-director Roland Dane has an obvious taste for massive muscular men, so his directorial debut is stuffed with them until they are ready to pop off the screen. However, they aren't just muscle-bound hunks. They are workaholic sex machines as well, delivering top-notch performances to match their looks.

Ever-dependable Janos Volt is walking down a lovely country lane when a car comes up behind him. A thug jumps out, beats him and forces him into the car. Janos is then led to a chair in the field and accused of stealing money from a mob boss by Robert Balint and Erik Hanner. Punishment, as usual, comes in the form of a stiff dick. Two stiff dicks here. Robert, a gigantic man with pecs that need to be seen in a widescreen format, has a dick to match, and the one on the only slightly smaller Erik is about as big, if not bigger. Janos has a grand time going back and forth between them, full of zippy energy and want. He briefly sucks them both together and then gets Erik solo as Big Bobby Balint fingers his ass, sliding two fingers up effortlessly. After Erik and Robert spend a little time sucking Janos, they go inside for the fucking. Janos is forced to ride on Erik's cock as he sucks Robert, with Janos doing a nice appealing bounce. The surprise of the scene comes next when Erik fucks Robert sideways on the floor, and Robert allows a lot of dick in his butt. The scene ends with the cream of it, Janos in the middle of a three-way fuck, slamming into Robert as hard as Erik tears into him. Janos is the winner of this section. Janos has a geyser of a shot, followed by a big one from Robert and then Erik's finale. After they have thoroughly abused him, they lock Janos in a closet.

In the next scene, police officers Nico Blade, a stunning man with a cleft chin and beautiful eyes, and Daniel Halasz, nearly his double in looks (the box cover models), but with a tighter incredible body, find a dead body. We assume it belongs to poor Janos. He has apparently been raped and shot, with only a matchbook in his hand as a clue. The two clean-cut Hungarians go back to headquarters where they discuss how they make such good partners. Taking that to the logical next step, they swap some spit, with a bout of furious tongue-wagging. Daniel finds himself fixated on Nico's nipples, either sucking them, or while blowing Nico, twisting at them. Nico has a long proud cock and Daniel does well by it, his own very big dick throbbing in his hand. Nico takes residence there next, and the cock is revealed to be by far the thickest on display in this video. The base would be impossible to wrap your mouth around. Daniel then slices into Nico with an excellent finger-fuck, followed of course by his mighty dick. Nico's muscular round ass is a beaut, so it hardly matters that not much of Daniel gets inserted into it. Director Dane remains a staunch advocate of worshipping the models over their chores in this video and with that in mind, this part of the scene is perhaps the best of it. Nico then rides on Daniel, upping the speed and actually taking a whole lot more of the cock. Daniel then has Nico on his head, fucking him from above. This tough exciting position leads to their cum-shots, with Daniel's landing square on Nico's eye.

At a grand mansion, we meet the crime lord responsible for this mayhem, the always-ready George Vidanov, sporting the only hairy chest in the video and looking as yummy as ever. Neither time nor his many videos have dimmed his appeal. Jonathan Collins, one of the biggest of the beefcakes here, arrives to tell him that the employee who stole money from him has been appropriately rubbed out. George offers the do-gooder a drink and they proceed to get so bombed they play Russian Roulette. George tells Jonathan he will have to suck his dick if he survives and thankfully for everyone, George escapes the clutches of the prop-gun death. Jonathan hungrily lives up to his end of the deal, starting off with a very nice hand-and-mouth combo. George can't stay idle for long, jumping on top of Jonathan for a 69 so gorgeous it hurts. George turns in the video's first rim, lusciously licking up the hairy cheeks and hole on his employee. Jonathan needs no prodding to quickly turn George around to fuck him. George is ever accommodating, letting Jonathan slip in and out with total ease, magnificently turning in the best bottoming performance on the tape. Jonathan and his big shoulders are responsible for some grand full in-and-out handless fucking, possible because of the open lubed ass he's using. Jonathan gets George to cum a whopper of a shot by sucking on his big toe and then Jonathan goes next.

George understandably settles in for a nap, but when he wakes up, he finds two of his other henchman already starting their scene. Long-haired blond Christopher Havas is paired with the shaved-headed Andras Molnar. We've seen some big boys so far, but Andras is the biggest of them all. One of his arms is the same size as Christopher's whole head. Christopher isn't a small guy, but supremely sexy Andras dwarfs him. They make out as they strip, and then Christopher snakes his way down the massive mountains of muscle to Andras' cock. Christopher does a decent blowjob, though he doesn't go for the gulp this moderate dick could easily handle. He does however use a fun shove-it-in-the-cheek motion. Bending down at his waist, exposing an enormous ass and tree-trunk thighs, Andras sucks on Christopher, aping the cheek motion, and then, in one amazing move, bolts up, throws Christopher's legs up in the air and sinks his dick into him. The fuck is pleasant to watch, again notable for the men themselves and their body parts. Andras tries to have a little fun with it, but he has to be careful not to break poor Christopher in half. Things end with a riding position and then Andras has a great blaster clear across Christopher's chest.

A few months later, George is in prison, watching his cell mate Peter Vegvary do push-ups. Craggy-faced brunet Peter then threatens him and demands he "suck my dick, bitch." George, somehow now a fearful con, does it, of course. Peter has a rock-solid body, more defined than a lot of the bodybuilders elsewhere, and George blows him with all the gusto he can maneuver, sizzling with the video's best blowjob. We see the first real deep-throat of the story. Peter then gobbles up George's cock and fingers him at the same time. A tentative tongue helps those fingers go in a little deeper, but it's naturally Peter's peter that gets to really explore George's butt. Watching Peter's asscheeks clench in time to his fuck is every bit as sexy as the sliding dick and George cooing over receiving it. A never-tiring George then climbs aboard Peter and rides for a bit with a spry spiffy motion. Missionary position follows with Peter a lot more active this time, smacking at George pretty damn hard. George splatters nicely and Peter follows him right on George's already-wet dick.

By the end of the story, all the guns are unloaded. Spent. Discharged. And you'll love watching every single one shoot. The sex scenes are notable for the amazingly picked gentlemen performing them. Perhaps only a well-known porn star like Roland Dane could attract or demand such a perfect population of men, or maybe he was just lucky. Whatever the reason, Hungary's finest shine in this crime-drenched sexfest.

A Video Review by Brent Blue

Porn star Roland Dane's directorial debut is a nice start, and he's helped by a cast that includes popular hunks George Vidanov, Janos Volt and Robert Balint. Dane doesn't try too hard to impose his Hungarian cops-and-mobsters plot on the action, but then, that's not why we're watching.

Our adventure begins with Volt walking down a country road, only to be abducted by the always handsome Balint and Erik Hanner. They want the money he stole from them, and while they're at it, they want to teach him a lesson. They take him to a woodsy area that conveniently contains a chair for him to sit in while he takes turns tasting their meat. As Volt takes turns on them while eagerly jacking his own stiff cock, all three stay rock hard. While Volt takes both his captors in his mouth, they kiss like they mean it. Just to be fair, they both drop to their knees and take turns on Volt's hard prick.

The action then moves to a farmhouse ,where Volt sits back on Hanner's pole and goes down on Balint. Balint decides he wants some of that action too and has Hanner fuck him on his side while he gets a taste of Volt's meat. Balint isn't much of an inspired cocksucker, but he does like a dick up his ass. Finally, the three make a Volt sandwich, with Volt drilling Balint while Hanner takes him from behind. Volt feverishly jacks his meat, and his aggressors unload on him too. After they're finished with him, they lock him in a closet. You may expect him to reappear later, but he never does. You might expect more from this studly three-way, but watching these hunks just go through the motions is still a pleasure.

Two cops, Daniel Halasz and Nico Blade, arrive back at the station after investigating a brutal murder, prompting them to remark how much they like working together and then some. After they kiss and undress each other, Halasz slides down to take Blade's meat while jacking his own smooth cock. Dane offers us some interesting camera angles here, including the classic over-the-shoulder shot looking down at Halasz. Then the action heats up, with Blade going down on his knees for Halasz's gorgeous, hooded, straight cock and full nuts. He clearly wants that bone. Halasz bends Blade over, fingers his hole, then stands on his toes to fuck Blade. After a healthy drilling in this position, Blade then sits back on it (a recurring favorite here) for a while. The most creative position is when Halasz bends Blade back on his shoulders and delivers a hot stand-up fuck. When they let go, Halasz finally delivers a couple of nice money shots to Blades' cheek and chest. This one will get your juices flowing.

In perhaps the hottest scene in this flick, mob boss Vidanov drinks a toast to successfully having an enemy killed with one of his henchmen, muscular Jonathan Collins. After a few too many glasses of vodka and wine, they begin to horse around, playing Russian roulette. It doesn't take much for boss Vidanov to persuade Collins to go down on him. After they strip down, Vidanov maneuvers into a 69 position and gets to show us just how much he likes cock. After a hungry 69, Vidanov tongues his buddy's hole, then throws his legs up to take Collins, first on his back and then on all fours. We know he wants it when he reaches back to slap Collins's ass and pull him all the way in. To cap the scene, Collins licks and sucks his boss's toe while Vidanov jacks a nice load on his abs. Watching him really get off on the action got me hot.

After a nap, Vidanov wakes to find two more of his guys making out in the kitchen. Built Andras Molnar knows that Christopher Havas wants him, and they passionately go at it. Havas licks his way down to Molnar's thick bone and tastes every bit of it. Molnar wants a taste too and lays Havas back on the counter to get a mouthful of his meat. Suddenly, without warning, Molnar stands up, lifts Havas's legs and plunges right into his ready ass. He then fucks Havas doggie-style, with his leg up on the counter. Dane gives us more interesting camera angles and close-ups of this hot fuck. Naturally, Havas turns to sit back on it before Molnar eventually blows a nice load across Havas's chest. This scene is the most fast-forward worthy of the video, especially if you're anxious for another taste of George Vidanov.

"Some months later," Vidanov's past apparently has caught up with him, as we find him in prison as the new cellmate to aggressive Peter Vegvary. When Vegvary tells him he'll have to do what he's told and suck dick, Vidanov doesn't need much persuading to lick it like a lollipop, then hungrily devour Vegvary's hard meat. Vegvary returns the favor, fingering Vidanov's hole while he sucks his rod. After licking and fingering his ass, Vegvary takes Vidanov on all fours and really buries the bone. There is no doubt that Vidanov can take every inch. Naturally (you guessed it), Vidanov sits back on that cock and bounces up and down like a good bottom should. Finally, with Vidanov on his back jacking, Vegvary fucks him furiously. This is not acting, it's hot sex. At this point, you're going to take matters into your own hands.

This video is not to be confused with the recent Swedish hungry-twink series by the same name. If you like mostly smooth European studs who are into sex without conversation, you'll get a rise out of this flick. Dane hasn't done much to elicit passion from his stars but has potential with great you-are-there camera angles and close-up shots. If he can convince us that his hunky actors are really hot for each other, we can look forward to more videos from this new director.

- Lance Powers