European director Roland Dane's "Fortune's Tool" may not be my favorite of his directorial efforts to date, but with Giovanni Floretto and Julian Vincenzo as jilted strangers, there are plenty of lovely visuals and sexual mischief.
The tender-framed Mike Stone is tempting the fates by tricking with Tony Tiger. Who knows when hubby, Giovanni Floretto, will return from work? One thing is certain -- he'll be difficult to hear over the steamy shower these two are under. The sex this pair has is your standard vanilla fare, Tony samples Mike's cock, then Mike returns the favor. The most notable aspect here is the shocking difference in skin color; Mike is peachy pale, shocking against Tony's cocoa-colored skin. With the icy porcelain edge of the tub burning his ass, Tony keeps his balance while Mike faces the camera and takes a ride. It doesn't look as though Tony is able to get as deep as he'd like, so he maneuvers Mike into any number of positions. Poor Mike eventually ends up hung over the tub's edge like a wet towel, half in and out with Tony poking his ass.
Predictably, they get caught snuggling in the dry tub basin. One look at humpy Giovanni and you have to wonder what drove Mike to cheat in the first place. Even fully dressed, Giovanni's bulky, muscular frame is dick-stirring. The confrontation over, a visibly distraught Giovanni consults a psychic hotline. Bald-headed Win Diezel is no Miss Cleo (or Vin Diesel, truth be told), but he's got all the psychic props and sparkly psychic drag to convincingly play-act the role of a mystic. His advice? Go out on a manhunt.
Win is tempted to take his own advice as he consults with another lovelorn client, Julian Vincenzo. Julian drops by with similar tales of woe about being cheated on, and, at first, Win is all business. And what do the cards say? Reading like a hastily written note stuffed inside a stale fortune cookie, Julian learns he's on the brink of having a one-nighter with a mysterious stranger. I didn't need my crystal ball to see that coming.
Both are impressively built, bringing to mind two linebackers enjoying a little play off the football field. Win's muscles are rounder, bulkier. And with his completely bald head, he's a real live Mr. Clean. Julian put me in mind of the model from the famous Calvin Klein billboard, lying prone in only his underwear for all of Times Square to see. Julian's got the same white briefs, but his skimpy drawers can barely conceal a growing steel bar. Rather than spend a lot of time with foreplay, Win unwraps what he wants and unceremoniously starts sucking Julian's prick, a lovely piece made even larger by a bush that's nearly denuded. Julian doesn't hesitate to blow his new buddy, but slides the intensity up a notch or two by roughly poking two fingers in and around Win's chute. The cheeks of Win's ass are so full, that even with Julian's strong fingers digging near the center, we never get a good, clear glimpse of hole. You can't fully appreciate how muscular these men are until they start fucking, particularly when Win is lying on his back with Julian between his legs. These men are large enough to break most furniture just by fucking on it. Win avoids certain catastrophe by intimately riding Julian's prick and then moving to the safety of the floor. In those moments before he's about to cum, Win gets one more opportunity to suck on Julian's cock before Julian spews his load over one of Win's massive pecs.
He may not be the real deal as a psychic, but Win knows how to stack the deck to benefit his paying clientele. He hatches a plan to put his two lovelorn patrons together, telling Giovanni that it's "in the cards" for him to head to the local club ... the same club where Julian works as a disc jockey. Later that week, Giovanni and Julian do meet, shake hands, and making nice with one another. Meanwhile, three club patrons, Karel Kiss, Bill Kozak and Nico Blade, are inspired to head to the infamous backroom for an after-hours three-way.
For me, Karel was the sexiest of the bunch, an evil grin spreading across his face as he unbuckles both Bill and Nico's jeans to hunt for treasure. Trimmed bushes must be the rage in this part of town because all the locals are sporting the look, their pubes shaved down to a bare whisper. The look works on these guys, making their pricks seem more impressive than they already are. Having gotten his fill of Euro-cock, Karel rises while Bill and Nico sink to the floor, eager to please their buddy. Karel looks even better standing up than squatting, his lean muscled body tense with excitement. Bill eventually turns his focus to Karel's ass, rudely jabbing his hole with two fingers, sweetly kissing the small of his back while he warms him up. Karel doesn't get but a few short moments of warm-up before Bill starts fucking. The three-way gets considerably hotter when Karel climbs aboard Nico's stick and starts bouncing up and down. Bill hovers on the side, grabbing Karel's cock by the base and popping it in and out of his mouth. In the end, it's Bill that puts Karel over the edge, all three cranking out their loads within mere moments of one another.
With their respective break-ups still fresh, Giovanni and Julian decide they'd fare better having their first "date" in the midst of a small coffee klatch. James Jordan and Gabriel Lantos, Giovanni's adorable party guests, make a gathering of four ... just the right number to play a friendly board game. As each player draws a card, he's challenged with a sex task (deep-throat a dildo, do a strip tease -- you get the idea). It isn't Monopoly, but I'm certain that Giovanni didn't have family fun in mind.
Gabriel, a cute gym bunny type, draws the "all play" card, the one signaling that the real party game is about to begin. The four immediately split up into pairs -- Giovanni and Julian busy themselves with heated kissing while James and Gabriel do the same. As the action fades out and then back in, all the men are in the thick of it, Giovanni and Julian positioned head to toe, passionately 69ing on the sofa while blond hunk James blows a seated Gabriel. Don't get me wrong -- James and Gabriel have their moments. But for sheer heat, the pair to watch is Julian and Giovanni. While Gabriel was getting fucked, I kept hoping for more glimpses of the other fucking couple. As it goes, Giovanni does indeed make a beautiful bottom, but Julian isn't the only one who gets a sample. The four form a more cohesive group, James continuing to put it to little Gabriel, but while Gabriel is now buried inside Giovanni. Julian supervises, keeping his cock inside Giovanni's mouth. Of all four, only Julian has an orgasm worth noting, dumping several tablespoons of delicious scum on his tan abs.
DVD features: Chapters; galleries; cast bios (stats and videographies); bloopers; trailers ("Mount Me" and "Bad Boys Club 2"; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Rick Forrent
Made up of an international cast of hotties that you recognize from other eastern European films and studios, this flick heats up with the lusty infidelity of little Mike Stone and cocoa-skinned Tony Tiger. Stone's work both under this and other appellations has matured; of course, it helps that Tiger has a hefty boner to fuck the cum out of him. Handsome Giovanni Floretto, who plays Stone's boyfriend, Gasper, catches Stone and Tiger after the fact and throws the whores out.
Win Diezel then advises Gasper, who is also his brother, to find a new love just before he tells gorgeous Julian Vincenzo that he, Diezel, is fated to have sex with him in order for Vincenzo's to get over his own broken love life. Wow. Is that all it takes? Diezel is apparently a magician too, as he soon makes Vincenzo' thick meat disappear down his throat and up his ass.
Floretto goes to the club where Vincenzo works (no, not fate, this was all the work of Diezel trying to hook his brother up with the hot DJ and former trick). Floretto invites him over to his place for a little game night get-together where everybody gets nekkid and does everybody else. Fuck! I missed this invitation too?! Is it possible to fall in love with someone at an orgy? Apparently so, since that's what happens to Floretto and Vincenzo.
This film is a pretty nice piece of work; fans of some of the headlining stars won't de disappointed, and those new to these stars may well become fans. The sex is good, the plot cute enough to work and the technical side of the flick relatively flawless. The DVD extras contain chapter selection, studio contact information, a photo gallery, bloopers, cast videographies and two trailers.
- Jack Moore