Well, as if I didn't dehydrate myself enough with Part One, along Kristen Bjorn comes with the second installment of his fantasy/dream video Wet Dreams. Following saxophonist Ferran Griego as he fantasized about various men on the docks of South Miami, Part One observed him as he obsessed with fellow band mate Buddy Jones, culminating in an explosive, cum-drenched scene that you would think couldn't be topped - and technically, it isn't. Until the end.... but I'm getting ahead of myself.

As Griego dreams on the beach, a trio of gorgeous studs go running by. They have been cavorting in the water and decide that they need to continue their frolicking inside. The threesome are hunky, dark-skinned Miguel Leon, tattooed, muscle-stud Lucas Magalhaes and one of my all-time fave Bjorn models, Zsolt Kopazs, who can do just about anything and I'll follow him. The trio begin their sex romp in the shower, rubbing their hard cocks together through their Speedos. Bjorn captures some amazingly erotic moments as these guys never take their hands off each other. Eventually, the swimsuits are discarded and some heavy duty cock sucking is employed - Kopazs blows both guys to orgasm and they, in turn, suck and rim him until he blows. Then they move to the hallway, where Kopazs bends over to receive Leon's rod. Then it's off to a sofa, where Kopazs returns the favor to Leon by letting the dark-skinned beauty ride his hard cock. (One of the hottest moments in this scene has Leon blowing a wad all over Kopazs' big, hard boner - then kneels down and starts sucking it, devouring his own spooge. Hot!)

Bruno Diaz (who was fantastic in Hot Times in Little Havana) is taking a walk in the rain. Along come four guys, running - cute Lazaro Carrera, blond hunk Jordan Felix, big Atilla Sipos and Magalhaes. Diaz joins their little group, and they head inside to get out of the rain and heat up. And heat up they do! It's straight into the fucking as Felix lays back and is anally invaded by Sipos and Magalhaes. Diaz and Carrera, meanwhile have a heated oral encounter. There's so much to this orgy scene that all you need to know is they all end up either on a beautiful white piano or a gorgeous white staircase, where they continue to heat themselves up. Carrera and Felix are terrific bottoms, and Diaz is a sexy-assed top man whose dirty Spanish talking could give a dead man an erection.

In Part One, cutie Julio Duran (in an uncredited nonsexual role) was spotted stealing champagne bottles from the club that Griego worked at. In Part Two, he brings them back to buddies Joao Pauzao and Lajos Czene, and they tell him that what he's stolen is worthless and proceed to douse him (as punishment) with the foul stuff. If only I could get punished this good! After all three are positively soaking and all the clothes they are wearing are suddenly see-through, the kissing starts, with Duran sucking on both men's big tongues. Pauzao produces his monstrous cock (Bjorn himself compares it to an anaconda), and Duran goes to town on it as Czene (who is really a little cutie as well) goes to work slamming his cock up Duran's ass. Throughout the entire scene, Duran plays bottom, taking both dicks. The moment of truth, however, is when Pauzao invades Duran's hole. It's rumored that Duran was in retirement until the opportunity to work with Pauzao arrived and promptly changed his mind. It's obvious in the pleasure he derives from having that huge creature snaking through his belly - and it's a hot fuck.

We finally see Griego again, wandering lonely amidst the freighters of the docks. He spies three sailors (American Tony Lazzari, looking adorable in his little sailor outfit, and Andres Navarro and Csaba Zsiros in their native garb). Navarro and Zsiros enter a warehouse to take a leak by the wall - of course, Navarro must kneel and suck on Zsiros' sausage before Lazzari intrudes and is squirreled away to a nearby pool table, where the foreign soldiers use their mouths and tongues on the hapless American.

Meanwhile, Griego has entered to watch and hears a beautiful tune being played nearby. He spies Antonio Rico - who is just un-fucking-believably gorgeous he'll make your eyes water - playing the clarinet. This is not a dream. This is his soul mate.

Eventually the threesome on the table becomes secondary to the incendiary heat that Griego and Rico provide. Lazzari gets plowed by Zsiros and then Lazzari plows Navarro, and it's hot - but viewers will be drawn to the Rico/Griego pairing over and over again.

That's my only complaint with this vid - these two should have had their own scene - with the electricity they provide, it would have been sexually explosive. The threesome pales in comparison to it.

Griego and Rico 69 and taste as much of their partner as they can before Griego plows Rico, first on a pair of steel drums, then on a motorcycle. It's amazing and, in the rare case that some viewer has made it through without blowing their wad, that all goes out the window with this pairing. If they don't get you off, honey, check for your pulse, because you are dead. (I won't touch on the oddity of a pool table, a clarinetist and a motorcycle all being in this warehouse, but whatever - I want to believe that it wasn't a dream... you, of course, may form your own conclusion.)

Once again, a triumph from Bjorn - and a double triumph at that. No one can capture pure eroticism like Bjorn, and no one can find the sculpted, gorgeous sexual creatures like he can. Aided by the award-winning score by Francois Girard, this is one Wet Dream that you won't want to awaken from....

Miss the review for Part One? Check it out...

- Jeremy Spencer

"Wet Dreams: Part 2" pretty much abandons any pretense of a plot, although it has the same dreamy, jazzy soundtrack. We rejoin the three guys Ferran observed cavorting on the beach as they make out in a big, luxurious shower. Zsolt Kopazs is much hairier than his earlier outings, with lots of black hair on his tight butt and chest. Miguel makes a repeat appearance from his scene in the first installment; and Lucas is yet another major Bjorn discovery. He's a huge, dark, macho Brazilian with big balls and tattoos. While his torso is shaved, the rest of his body has clipped hair that suggests he's probably naturally hairy. An early highlight is macho, square-jawed Lucas licking Zsolt's hairy asshole while Miguel sucks his long dick. Zsolt is trembling, either from excitement or because he's cold in that shower. Zsolt bottoms for both men, and Miguel alternates eating Lucas's hairy, beefy ass with sucking and licking his big, low-hanging nuts. The shots of Lucas being eaten out, showing his massive buttcheeks and muscular, tan back are terrific. Miguel also bottoms for both Zsolt and Lucas.

Bruno Diaz is caught in a Miami rainstorm. Considering this was filmed there in October, it's not surprising. It's hurricane season! But Bruno is only one of a gang led by bleached-blond American Jordan Felix. Lucas is back, accompanied by Atilla Sipos and Lazaro Carrera. Of course, the guys all feel compelled to strip down in the courtyard and enjoy each other's bodies in the pouring rain before going inside yet another palatial Miami home. Bruno sports a short beard here, and Lazaro is a super-cute hairy-chested young guy. Various configurations and cluster-fucks follow. Bottoming duties are performed by Jordan, Lazaro and the muscular Attila, a Bjorn mainstay. Lucas, Attila and Bruno all top. Lucas's pounding of Lazaro is especially nice, as are scenes of bodybuilder Attila stuffed at both ends. And if you like hairy legs, don't miss Bruno's.

Remember how Julio Duran stole booze at the beginning of the first installment? Well, here he is again, bringing it to show off to João Pauzão and Lajos Czene. Only they're not impressed, deeming it cheap shit only worthy of showering each other's bodies with. So they do. Julio was in "Hot Times in Little Havana" and he's still cute and compact. Lajos is yet another bodybuilder discovery. His face isn't classically gorgeous, but it goes well with his huge, hard body. His milky-white butt has to be seen to be believed. João, of course, possibly has the biggest dick in gay porn today, and he's beefed up his body to go along with it. Julio's mouth strains to get around João's fat prick, and his jawbreaking blowjob is one of the best oral scenes in the video. Julio bottoms for both Lajos and João, but there's unfortunately little action between Lajos and João. (A pity -- we were really hoping to see his tight bodybuilder ass ravaged by João's super-sized wiener.) There's a moment where Julio mounts Lajos as though they're going to fuck, but no dice. Oh well. Julio still does a good job taking all of João's monster cock up his hairy ass. Two more sailors, Csaba Zsiros and Andres Navarro, show up in the final scene, sneaking into the warehouse (the same one where they have the impromptu jazz concerts?) to take a leak. More pissing scenes! By now we know what happens when sailors see each other piss, and they're joined by Tony Lazzari. Csaba is another Eastern European beefaroni; Andres is a handsome, taller man, while Tony is a square-jawed all-American guy. Ferran pops in with his overalls half falling off again, and for some reason walks right past the fucking trio to find Antonio Rico playing a saxophone on an oil drum. Imagine that! Antonio is another dark-haired Latin beauty. At last -- Ferran has found another saxophone player, one who's available (unlike that slut Buddy). The scene proceeds as though it's two scenes playing out at once. The two groups hardly pay attention to each other. Antonio bottoms for Ferran, and Tony bottoms for Andres and Csaba. Tony later reciprocates for Andres. Ferran's loving screwing of Antonio is probably the highlight, as the two seem really into each other's bodies and they kiss as they fuck. Their second fuck, with Antonio astride is even better: Ferran fucks much harder and we see Antonio's fine ass and ecstatic reaction. And they all lived happily ever after. Maybe now Ferran can quit being so morose. He probably just needs a Prozac prescription.

Needless to say, the Emperor was extremely impressed by this effort from Kristen Bjorn. We've had a hard time (so to speak) reviewing it, since it tended to distract us. It has also distracted us from many other imperial duties, as it probably will you. This is certainly among the best Kristen Bjorn has ever produced. Do not miss it.

The DVD version includes an easy-to-navigate menu (with a generous breakdown of chapters) and a slide-show gallery of stills from the production with a director's commentary (which can be easily turned on or off and is synchronized as a sound overlay throughout the slide-show presentation).

A DVD Review by The Porn Empero