Director John Rutherford's "Big Rig" unravels itself like the best twangy country tune: it's at first full of bitterness and longing, but by the end, it becomes a valentine to the very emotions it was slashing. Love can be a bumpy ride, but if you hit the road with eighteen wheels instead of four, things just might be a lot smoother. The hero of this piece finds that out after six spectacular scenes and a whole lot of hot men.
It's obvious that Colby Taylor is in trouble before anything actually happens. His boyfriend, tanned and goateed Eddy Mataro, is oiling his arms into perfection for a key party they are to attend. Colby, however, wants a little something special from Eddy, growing his always-impressive boner to its fullest in the shower, but Eddy isn't interested. "Stop fooling around!" he keeps saying. Dump him, Colb, you can do better. How can the sight of tall wiry superbly handsome Colby and that dick not make his own boyfriend (who should be dumped) drop to his knees? Colby is hard already, so instead of letting it to go waste, he beats off against the clear shower door, wasting a massive cum-shot on a boyfriend who just wasn't interested (and who should be dumped). In fact, Eddy is so incensed at Colby that he rails, "put this shirt on with a pair of jeans that make your ass stick out so that someone might want to fuck you!" Dump him!
Colby and Eddy, the man he should be dumping, go to a key party (one of those shindigs popular in the 1970s where you left your key in a bowl and went home with the owner of the keys you picked, à la Ang Lee's "The Ice Storm"). After disparaging Colby to the host, gigantic hairy Blake Nolan, Eddy picks Blake's keys and they decide to take on a third, imposing smooth Kristian Alvarez. Eddy makes one last nasty remark to Colby, who decides to take his own keys and leave.
Eddy is unaware of all this, mainly because he's up in a bedroom with both Kristian and Blake's dicks aimed at his face. Hairy-chested with dark good looks, Eddy does look great with random cock in his mouth, even if he does make a lousy boyfriend (who should be dumped). He's a playful type, sprinting back and forth between the cocks and not forgetting to lavish attention on the muscular chests above them. Eddy's own ass is eminently fuckable, and Kristian is soon parting the fuzzy cheeks to look around. Blake sucks a mean cock as well, doing wonders with Kristian's big one, splitting the task with Eddy. But Eddy always seems to end up doing them both. Kristian has been spending too much time fingering Eddy for him not to fuck him, so he does just that, skewering the cutie missionary to huge yelps of pleasure and a great helpful hip-grindings from the bottom. Kristian is quiet, but he's an excellent strong top. He rolls Eddy around onto all-fours (still inserted) and continues his fuck while Eddy blows Blake. Eddy rests his ass for a bit by sucking Kristian, but soon Blake is ready to hammer away and he keeps the energy level high. Just a thrust from this giant man is enough to send his dick all the way down Eddy's hole, but he has a great style to go along with his power. Everyone cums on Eddy (who is a sexual dynamo, but still needs to be dumped as a boyfriend).
Hitting the road in a convertible, Colby pretties up the colorless landscape until stopping for grub, where he is instantly cruised by spunky spikey-haired Jason Crew. In a scene reminiscent of one of my all-time favorite movies ("What's Up, Doc?"), Jason attaches himself to Colby. He tries to get him to pay for his goods at the convenience store and hops into Colby's car. Eventually, in this well-acted scene, Jason gets his way and Colby continues on with him. As Colby sleeps, Jason mans the car with one arm and Colby's cock with the other, almost forcing a rig off the road. Colby certainly has the sexual attention he wasn't getting from Eddy (who ... yeah, you know), but Jason is something of a loon, so it's not quite a win-win. Things aren't going so well for the depressed Colby, but then into the movie comes Gus Mattox. When Gus enters a movie, he does it in style. This time, he alights from the rig, all buff and burly, shining eyes not at all hidden behind shades, his hairy tattooed torso itching to be freed from clothing, and his crotch thinking the same thing. Grizzled Gus is mighty pissed at Jason for his antics, and after Gus walks away, cocky Jason goes after him.
"I like your truck. What's inside?" Jason inquires. Absolutely nothing, actually. All the better for Gus to stand up against the side of it and let Jason worship him. Whether it's for apology or just friskiness, Jason has Gus hard in an instant and gives him a wacky outlandish blowjob. It's wet and exciting, with Jason going all out in pleasing the meaty piece and full balls. There is no controlling Jason during this wow of a sucking, but since he's doing such ace work, why bother? Finally, Gus gets rid of the hat and sunglasses, allowing his one-of-a-kind handsome face its due, and he kneels to deep-throat Jason's amazingly long dick. Gus is just the man for this eye-popping cock, giving it the same kind of all-out treatment he just received. I shouldn't complain when Gus puts back on his facial coverings, because he fucks Jason. He makes it look so easy! With just a few motions, he is plowing deep into Jason, giving the dude, often a top himself, the most solid of fucks, and damn hot too look at as well. Jason begs for it deeper and Gus obliges with real focus. These two are beautifully in tune, not even needing hands to help aim at each other. Gus is at his best when he has Jason pinned to the side of the truck, now fully in control and allowed to unleash his fullest skills. The topman supreme only ends his lust with an awesome facial.
Colby goes to check them into a roadside motel ("no funny business unless I'm involved," is the desk clerk's main rule) and Jason runs behind the motel to pee. He of course happens upon a room where two guys are having sex. Omer is a hunk with a boyish face but a smooth manly body, and he has the great good fortune to be playing with Brad Patton. In my opinion, Brad is a throwback to the days when Hollywood oozed glamour: shining skin, great smile, eyes that dazzle, and of course since he's a porn star and not a matinee idol (though I have no doubt he could do that too), a body of marble, tree-trunk thighs, muscular bubble-butt and that infamous thick cock. Omer heads for the dick immediately, the piece bigger than his entire face. He sucks it a bit and then grinds his ass around it. Ain't no doubt where things are headed. But Brad takes his time getting there, first settling in for a lusty rimjob that has Omer squirming around the bed. The tease continues so Omer can return to sucking, shot from every possible angle to show off just how luscious and special this cock is. Brad counters with a suck of his own, not forgetting to lick the ass and keep it nice and lubed. The time finally comes for Omer to get fucked. The cock is so enormous that Omer is the one to work backwards on it to get himself comfortable. Brad doesn't start until Omer is ready, but once he takes over, his main intent is to keep things hot. That means poses that are impossibly gorgeous, strength in bursts that are a surprise to the bottom and more of that dripping glamour. A sideways fuck really opens Omer up and then Brad becomes most aggressive in a missionary position, looking as if he's about to split Omer in two. Omer spends only a few moments riding Brad (it's a very tight fit) before cumming on Brad's washboard abs.
Jason brazenly sleeps naked and at one point, Colby goes to reach for his hard dick. Is he getting interested in his flaky travel companion? Not quite. It's actually big Gus Colby is dreaming of. In his fantasy, he and Gus roll around on the bed, a dream pairing that Jason thinks is about him. Colby rebuffs him, but Jason is undaunted, grabbing at Colby's crotch. "Sometimes you just gotta take the bull by the horn, you know what I mean?" Colby rolls over and goes to sleep.
The next morning, it's off to a diner where moody handsome Brian Hansen is smoking outside. Colby goes inside to be seated by Mr. Pam (who gives even stone-faced Colby cause to chuckle) while Jason heads to the back with Brian and Tamas Eszterhazy, covered in tattoos and a bit of facial hair. Petite Brian and Tamas decide to play "let's show our dicks" with Jason. Tamas is the first to suck, getting Jason nice and hard while the other two kiss. Brian soon joins Tamas in Jason worship. Of course, the randy Jason needs his blowing time and does the other two together. Finally naked, the guys are showing off very hot bodies, particularly the sculpted Brian, though it's hard to beat Tamas' solid abs. Brian is a quiet performer, but a potent one. He does a great job sucking his pals together and then just Tamas when Jason decides to poke around his edible bum. With gale force, Jason fucks Brian, shoving the full length of his cock into him with the first insertion and keeps it going nastily. He plows all the way in and then pulls out a full foot before roaring back in again. Tamas bottoms for energy-infused Jason next, with Jason showing nary a sign of wearing out. I can only imagine it's hard to stay away from an ass as delicious as Brian's, and Jason seems to agree, returning there as Tamas beats off just above their faces, dropping a most impressive load on Brian's chest. Jason ratchets up the steam one more time and gets Brian to pop, netting a good one from Jason as well.
"I just met the most amazing guy. His name is like John ... or Joe ... or something," Jason tells an incredulous Colby, deciding to stay with the staff and spare Colby's rod. Colby doesn't seem too upset to be rid of the somewhat trashy Jason and goes back to the open road. He drives and drives and drives, stopping only when he spots Gus and his big rig on the side of the road. Gus invites Colby to sleep in the truck. Gus is Colby's fantasy, so he doesn't say no, especially not when Gus climbs atop him and starts kissing him. Colby is the ultimate sex vid everyman: handsome, but not so unapproachably so, looking and acting like an everyday guy who is awed to be having sex with a hottie, rather than finding it a usual ado. Once the model of this video's heartless quick-sex characters, Gus is now the paragon of romance, wrapping Colby in his arms and kissing him so sweetly. Has Colby found a hint of love again, so many key changes later? This passionate scene takes it slow, allowing the guys to undress slowly, barely taking their mouths off each other. Gus even starts his blowjob through Colby's pants. It doesn't stay there too long, because Colby's hefty piece is great material for Gus' mouth. Finally looking calm and assured, Colby relaxes in this scene, treated so ably and sensually by Gus. It's not all candy hearts and roses, because Gus' deep-throat is powerful and ultra sexy. Colby gets his turn to blow Gus, taking his time by stopping to kiss around Gus' chest and letting Gus return to his cock as well. Bathed in just moonlight colors, these two naturals generate so much heat. Colby sits and rides on Gus, doing a banner job for a guy who usually gets to top. He allows the cock in all the way and with speed! When Gus isn't grinding up into Colby, he's bouncing so happily. It's only because they have such a need to kiss while fucking that it doesn't go any faster (and break the roof off the rig). Gus treats Colby to a missionary fuck with Colby's leg way over Gus' shoulder and his cock very hard taking the smooth knowing fuck. He even smiles, flashing that cock grin, the whole time he's fucking. When Colby came, I realized this was one of the shorter fucks throughout, but when there is chemistry like this, it can't be easy to even hold it that long! Gus ends with the corniest line of hokey dialogue, but I give writer Tom Settle credit for letting Colby have the last word on call him on it.
From there, Colby decides to travel the open road with Gus, feeling the wind through his hand as they motor along, perhaps letting go of all the pain that has dogged him as far back as Eddy (who has definitely been dumped). There's a definite moral here about finding love in an unlikely place. Director John Rutherford always handles message porn so well, never letting the porn be overwhelmed, but definitely making sure a viewer can take something with him besides just a cum-stained washcloth, if he wants. I described Brad Patton as old-time glamour, but in actuality, all of "Big Rig" is that: expansive, fantastical and so dreamy that it is clearly the work of master craftsmen.
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; cum-shots chapter; trailers ("Beyond Perfect," "LeatherBound" and "BuckleRoos") and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue
