Bikers Bang 1 is the latest muscle god epic from director Csaba Borbély's flesh factory. As with his previous odes to the oversized, the new flick boasts a cast of mammoth men with a phalanx of phenomenal phalluses.
Borbély creates a world where all the guys are gargantuan and gay (or at least gay for pay in some foreign currency). It's as if Tom of Finland's drawings came to life and moved to Eastern Europe. Subtitles clue the viewer into the basics of the plot and give a sense of the conversations between the beefy bikers. The dialogue was translated by someone lacking in familiarity with English phrasing, which can sometimes be amusing.
A bit of levity is welcome amidst Borbély's predictable and often passionless format. Too often, the progression of positions are too similar to all the other scenes, and because many of his actors are physically interchangeable, my attention drifted from the action. Let's face it;, if I'm reading the subtitles, the bikers may be banging, but I'm not getting much bang for my video-buying buck.
All that aside, there are still some good things to be noted about Bikers Bang, Part 1 . Those who worship at the alter of muscle gods will appreciate nearly all of the film's cast. Particularly good is rugged Janos Volt, whose insatiable ass steals the scene he's in early on. He looks like a badass daddy but turns out to be mostly bottom and totally hot.
Roberto Giorgio, one of Borbély's favorites, puts on quite a show in the second scene. He gets his hungry hole humped by a brawny buddy, then provides the pole for his chum to bounce on. With very few exceptions, the men in Borbély's videos are versatile and devoid of any apparent attitude about taking as well as they give.
Jonathan Collins has a boyish face but a nasty streak, and he tells his pals to pound Volt in the third vignette. Volt services all three men, then the four get into some serious sucking and rimming. Volt's amazing thighs are a sight to behold as he squats on his cocky cohorts' sausages. And while his own schlong might not be the biggest of the bunch, Volt has foreskin in abundance.
So if the motorcycle milieu and workboot-wearing giants get you revved up and ready to go, you'll enjoy Bikers Bang, Part 1 . You'll have plenty of Promethean pricks to appreciate too. And during the slow spots and silly subtitles, you can take the opportunity to reach over and add more grease to your crank shaft.
- Jerry Douglas