Some twink and post-twink guys are paraded through this latest fantasy about skateboarders who just seem to be horny all the time, and for the most part what we have on our hands is some hot sex, much of it shot innovatively, and three very hot scenes featuring a couple of newcomers you are likely to drool, and spill, over. No plot, just sex, all of it set up without any pretension whatsoever, with just awful dialogue badly delivered. But the sex is hot for the most part.
The flick is narrated by skinny, exotic Tommy Hawk, who sits in his car and fantasizes how he would like to see his skateboarding buddies get it on with each other while he pulls his very thick pud.
First up is Lark Larson, a graduate of the Dirk Yates School of Naïve Horny Soldiers, who comes upon the indoor rink where the hunky Tony Alvarez and the pliant little powder keg Xavier are waiting for some action. Lark, whose spectacular abs demand that he put more bulk on his skinny body, whips out his man-size dong. Tony whips his hot, massively thick, pecker out and Xavier gets down to work. This is a standard, one-boy-does-all scene, in which Xavier takes both cocks orally, and in a game try, anally very briefly. What separates it from the basic slam-bam-thank-you-ma'am of this genre is the soundtrack. No music, just digitally-enhanced slurps, sucks and foosh-whooshes of lubed up condoms pumping ass. It's the best kind of soundtrack to have in a porn movie, and this scene is one of the best examples. The sex is okay, if not energetic on all parts, but it is standard fare, though you will marvel at what portion of their total body weight Tony and Lark's respective cocks make up. They cum all over Xavier's hot body -- Lark in short spurts of clear liquid, Tony in thick gobs of cream, before Xavier delivers his own copious load, which is a silky combination of the two.
Tommy Hawk's next fantasy is the blond jock Cody Scott and the tall, lanky, hard-bodied Johnny Doom (you read that right), who are looking for their pals and decide to head for the indoor arena. No one's there, and Cody confesses that he's horny and needs to jack off, something which apparently surprises Mr. Doom. You will keep your eyes riveted on Cody, because he not only has the hottest body in the cast, but also the best bubble-butt you will see this year. Blond (which is hidden throughout by his baseball cap, turned backwards, of course), beautifully toned, with the standard barbed-wire arm tattoo, Cody is what you would get, facially and body-wise, if you cloned porn stars Casey Williams and Peter Bishop. Like those two, he also has a mouth that cannot resist cock, and in Johnny Doom, we are treated to a true 10-incher, folks, and it's a pleasure to see a guy as hot as Cody take every inch of it down to the pubes without gagging once. The two enjoy a nice 69 on a workout bench (Cody has a nice, upturned cock which is grows from a hard-six to a hard-eight during sex) before Johnny bends Cody over for a solid doggy-fuck. This is beautifully filmed from behind, where you get a true appreciation of Cody's tight bubble as Johnny squeezes his tree all the way up the hole. Cody flips on his back, appears to take a whiff of poppers, and Johnny plunges in again, bringing Cody to a splashy, long, climax while still in the dude. Johnny's explosion is just as good, but it's Cody who steals the show -- and the movie.
Next, Tommy Hawk mentions how he saw Sam Dixon pull Kaleb Hayes off his skateboard into his backyard and basically rape him. Sam is the director, and he has cast himself very well here as a mid-30s horn-toad looking for young cock. Kaleb is slightly older than your average skateboarder, with broad shoulders, a narrow waist, very special moon-shaped butt and an adorable face. After the rough preliminaries, the guys get down to business, and here Sam shows he is poised to become the new smooth-chested Paul Carrigan -- nicely defined with a bit of body flesh, coal-black hair slightly thinning up top, thick cock eager for a pliant hole, and a serious hunger for cock. He devours Kaleb, pulls him to the chaise lounge, slips into a 69, fucks him missionary-, doggy- and sit-style, brings Kaleb to cum while he's up his wazoo, and then shoots a thick, four-glob load of heavy cream. Nice touches abound throughout -- including the fact that even though it's supposed to be a semi-rape scene, there's plenty of kissing and lots of give-and-take here. (Nice job of directing, Sam. Even better job of performing.)
The last scene starts off as a duet, and ends up as a free-for-all quintet, but there is clearly a star here as well: Ollie Kicks -- a slim, very toned, black-haired sex fiend with a long, skinny cock and an insatiable mouth and hole. Except for a spectacular lightning-shaped tattoo splashed across the back of his shoulders, Ollie is almost an identical twin of porn star Gregg Rockwell (with shorter hair). Ollie enters the scene as the blond bubble-butted Drew Peters is crouched over a bench repairing his board. The hell with screwing that, let's screw, he basically says, and the two kiss, fondle, undress and suck each other off with great enthusiasm. It is when Ollie gets to his knees to take in Drew's cock that we get an appreciation of how good this guy is. He can deep-throat with the best of them, and seems to love every second of it. Before long, buddy Hans Ebson wanders into the garage and they invite him into the fray. Less bulky than usual, Hans is ready for action, and offers his appreciable stick to Drew and Ollie, who gobble it up in tandem and individually before Hans bends Drew over doggy-style and enters him. Ollie and Drew maintain their kissing throughout this portion of the scene, and when Hans moves Ollie over to the doggy position, all the sparks come together. Soon, the mono-named Tiger peeps over and then hops the fence, stripping his shorts to reveal a waiting cock. Maturing now to look more and more like 90s star Bo Summers, Tiger's leg stripe tattoos still bother me, but his cock obviously doesn't bother Drew, who enjoys eating it as he gets plowed doggy-style by Ollie, who still has Hans up his chute. Now we get another player -- the boy-next-door brunet Coby Kincaid -- making his debut. He strips down to his shorts and Tiger goes there for some cock refreshment before laying on his back and inviting Coby right into his blond-covered hole. Coby is a potential star, but we see so little of his talents -- he fucks Tiger, kisses Ollie briefly and then is the last to cum while on his back with Tiger's fingers tickling his sphincter. I've seen enough, however, to want to see more. There's some heavy dildo action with Drew, a massive cum-shower over Tiger's body, and a lot of decent close-ups in this scene, which lasts 30 minutes or so, and is a fitting end to a somewhat eclectic, but overall satisfying, venture down the Ventura Highway of sex on skates.
A Video Review by Bo Champion
As a young boy, mother and father forbid me to even think of climbing on a piece of wood measuring only seven inches wide and two feet long and bearing four tiny wheels called a skateboard. And after seeing this video, I know now what I may have missed out on. If you are into skateboarders, this video is definitely for you! Newcomer Tommy Hawk fantasizes about his fellow skateboarders as he whacks off behind the wheel of an SUV. An indoor skate park is the setting for a hot three way that ensues, with Tony Alvarez and Lark Larson screwing the hell out of hottie Xavier. Alvarez and Larson are no slouches themselves especially with those big cocks they force down Xavier's throat and up his sweet little butt! This scene definitely starts the video on a good note.
Hawk is still masturbating in his truck as thoughts of Johnny Doom and blond beauty Cody Scott have their turn at the indoor facility. Doom, with his massive endowment and cute body and looks, shoves his veiny cock down Scott's throat and then turns Scott over to get his beautiful round ass banged. Good 69ing shows us just how hung both boys are, and the penetration views are great.
Wishes are granted as Hawk finally strips off his shirts, still jerking a nice, uncut, hairy rod. The video has good FX in this upcoming scene as Sam Dixon grabs Kalib Hayes into an enclosed area. This is most exciting as Dixon robs Hayes of his baggy shorts and eats Hayes' sweet ass with a passion. Hayes and Dixon do a neat balancing act on a deck chair as they swallow each other's cocks. Nice nipples on both of these honeys, and Hayes makes a great bottom!
The final scene is explosive, with Drew Peters and Ollie Kicks abandon skateboards for hard cocks! A neighborhood house serves as the setting for what eventually becomes an orgy of hard-bodied skateboarders. Hans Ebson joins the fun and has his lengthy, uncut dick serviced by Peters and Kicks. Ebson fucks both Peters and Kicks over a stepladder. Tiger then joins in for a four-man fuck. Newcomer Coby Kincade shows off his stuff as he completes this massive fuck-a-thon. A huge dildo is administered up Peters' ass and, Tiger is fucked to orgasm while upside down. Tommy Hawk blows a huge nut all over his tummy and then skates off into the sunset. Some downers: Some of the guys couldn't keep erect, bad camera work in parts and too much off-camera dialoging.
- Chris Coty