WARNING!
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Studio 2000 | 1998 | 95 |
Description source: promotional material
STUDIO 2000's latest release is Don't Dick With The Devil. It's quite a title for quite a video. The title certainly starts the imagination working so it might be just as well that we give you some idea of what's going on in this cynical little comedy about the darker side of the libido. All of us get carried away from time to time when we let our dicks take over the job that our brains are better qualified to do. This cautionary little tale is about three guys who make it a way of fife at the expense of everything and everyone around them. The implications aren't pretty. But the punishment certainly fits the crime.
Don't Dick With the Devil opens on a dark rainy night in the condo shared by Blackie, Nick and Cole (Jake Armstrong, Zachery Scott and Cliff Trent respectively) just as they have finished debauching their latest conquest. What she thought was going to be a fun little tete a tete with Blackie turned out to be an all-stops-pulled-out orgy that bordered on rape. Far from pleased she curses them. For real. When she says that they aren't fit for women, she means it. During the night something strange happens to the guys and they awake the next morning in a very different frame of mind. Their interest in women has been replaced by an interest in men. They spend a little time checking out the scene and picking up some basics and soon feel they are ready to take on their glorious new world.
Nick makes an appointment with an investment broker to pitch a scheme. The broker (Tony Dancer) is very interested in checking out everything that Nick has to offer. And the prospects look great to Nick as he quickly sets out to impress the broker with his extensive and impressive portfolio of potentials, resources and equipment. The broker is happily responsive and opens up to everything that Nick thrusts his way (a most toothsome lot, lot, lot!). After some sweaty negotiation and concentrated pounding out of the deal ending in the inevitable awesome climaxes, it looks like a sure thing. But...
Blackie heads for a posh and notorious bar in a very upscale Beverly Hills hotel to discover and be discovered. He wants a share of all the ill-gotten gains some of the studio executives manage to accumulate. He soon finds a producer (Brian Hanson) zeroing in on him and he quickly accepts an invitation to dine. Even when it turns out to be room service. And he finds that he is the menu. Why not? After all, he can put it all on the tab. Blackie serves quite a tasty feast with a couple -of charming specialties. He dishes out everything he's got and the producer smacks his lips over every tender morsel. A calorie burning good time is had by all. And with the encouragement of the producer, Blackie has every reason to think he'll soon be in business for himself. But...
Cole meets the playboy son (Joey Hart) of a very successful industry type. The kid has it all and what he doesn't have, he certainly wants. And he's willing to share it with Cole. Cole has some awesome large things to share also. And this is a kid and a situation he feels that he can really get into. Especially when you're parked on the top of the Hollywood Hills in a smart little sports car with the stars above and the sparkling city lights below. Fuck! Who wouldn't fuck! And that's exactly what they do. And the squealing and the whimpering is proof that these two are having the best of times. And when it's repeated night after night, it seems to be a relationship made in heaven. But...
It's a couple of weeks later and our newly out guys find themselves dropped. Not an idea they take to very well. After all, they are the studs and the ones who do the dropping. The only solution seems to be to invite that cute little neighbor, Randy (Brad King), with the sweet cheeks who is so obviously smitten with all of them over for a little fun and games. Randy arrives and what begins as a good time for all (including a double fuck you won't soon forget) crosses the line when hard needy cocks become out-of-control power tools and partners become mere objects of gratification. Randy reaches his highest highs but what follows leaves him angry and vindictive. He too curses his hosts.
The next morning...? Let us just say that revenge is sweet.
Sounds a little heavy for a porn video? Wrong. In the tongues-in-cheeks style of its presentation, it's a comedy and its funny. And the sex is great all the way through. The doublefuck is the real thing--two oversized rigid piledrivers stretching a glorious hole to the maximum as they plunge in and out, driving everything in sight right out of sight.. Not a thing that any sex loving man will want to miss. And you won't want to miss our three newcomers--all handsome, all built, all hung and all hell-bent to get and keep you up.. Don't Dick With the Devil. It'll take you right out of this world. It may be hell but it's also a helluva good time!