We have all felt the tingle of excitement when the Barber presses a bulging crotch against our arm. Loren gets to act out the fantasy with his new barber, Doug, that ends with a blow dry that he won't soon forget.
"I'm a barber. It's not a hard job, really. But sometimes it gets a little tricky, like the other day.
"You see, I had this real good-lookin' guy in my chair. And my big o' prick just couldn't seem to restrain itself. So when he leaves, and the shop is empty, I take it out and start playing with it. And then - oh shit - here comes another customer.
"So I stuff it back in my pants (had a hell of a time of it, too) and set this nice looking guy down in the chair. But you know, the fuckin' thing just wouldn't go down, so I decide to have a little fun with this hunk, showing off my fat hard-on and rubbin' my crotch against him. Well, you can guess what that let to - everything!
"Like I said, being a barber ain't a bad job at all."