Two COLT men plus a slew of Eastern European hotties add up to big thrills in this backstage tale of a TV soap opera that is a lot more compelling off-screen than on. Director and performer Roland Dane plays the show's director (he's the director of "Casting Couch," but he's also playing a director in it), who cuts his Thailand vacation short to return to Budapest.

Well, it beats having to leave because of a tsunami, and when we find out that Roland's new star, the American actor Jake Farmer, is actually heavy-hung Brad Patton, it's an even better reason to hightail it back to Hungary.

The show's four screenwriters get things rolling, though, in an orgy that should give keyboard-pounders everywhere the kind of street cred they've never enjoyed previously. With Rod Stevens, Julian Vincenzo, Lucio Maverick and Mickey crack open a bottle of bubbly to celebrate, it's the start of a sensational high-energy cock-tail party. When the four discuss Brad's dick (like a rhino's tusk, they say -- I think I've heard that somewhere before -- a-hem), it's the spark they need to get their juices flowing. Blowjobs all around turn into Julian delivering his patented dynamo fuck act, with Rod on the receiving end. Ass-fucking is the focus of the rest of the scene, with Rod impaling himself on Lucio while Mickey does the same to Rod's rod. But the most spine-tingling sequence has Mickey getting gangbanged by his buddies, ending in a gymnastic ass-over-elbows position. The finale has Mickey getting splooged by the others.

Back to the story, with Roland meeting Mickey to pick up the show's script on a remote dirt road. Apparently, power meetings in Hungary are done quite differently than here in the U.S. Cut to a press conference where the show's team (Mickey, Roland and Aussie stud Brian Hansen) announce Jake Farmer's casting, and where Brian rather adorably mangles the host country's name. (Hungaria, he says. Cute.) The press conference is over, but reporter Jose Ganetti has a few more questions. Like, "How about sucking my dick?" Brian answers by doing double duty, on his knees between Mickey and Jose. We know from other performances that Brian is a very adept bottom, and he proves it here again, by being double-fucked by Jose and Mickey, neither of whom is severely lacking in the endowment area. Brian later blows a load on his own body while in a headstand position, with Jose fucking him.

Brad makes an appropriately showy entrance, in a Hummer limo. After graciously posing for a few publicity shots, he makes his way to the set, where he shoots his first scene for the show. Later, he shoots a lot more. In that scene, Jose returns to have an off-the-record chat with Brad and his co-star, played by Zoltan Gondor. Brad's golden, toned body is the object of desire here, and both Jose and Zoltan give it the sort of adoration it deserves, starting with body kisses and nipple-nips, and of course soon followed by trying to down Brad's enormous meat. Both Jose and Zoltan impressively take Brad's meat in the ass, with Zoltan getting it first. The camera grabs excellent shots of the action, and as usual, watching Brad's thick beef stick slowly burying itself in any ass is an amazing sight. When Brad is putting it to Jose from behind, in the sidesaddle position, Jose loses it, anointing the black leather sofa they're on with a big, creamy load, followed quickly by gushers from Zoltan and Brad.

It's back to the set, where Brad is shooting again, but not his load. He's proposing to a female star, and when the scene wraps, she makes a play for Brad, who of course summarily rejects her. Too bad honey, this dick's for dicks.

Roland and Brian get together for the final act, a steamy duo that proves Roland still has chops in front of the lens. Brian and Roland make real sparks fly when they kiss, but that's just the kindling for the suck-and-fuck conflagration that follows. Roland drives the action, from the fast and furious blowjob he gives Brian in the beginning to his piston-like fucking of Brian's ass later. In between, Roland eats out Brian's ass like a champ. Again, truly fine photography shows off these beautiful men as they try out a few different positions, and in every case, they are presented in the best possible way, but I am particular to the doggy-style act that precedes Brian jerking out a load followed by Roland coating Brian's polished-marble asscheek with his spunk.

It all ends with Roland following his successful work (on and off the set) with a well-deserved vacation in - where else? Thailand.

DVD features: Chapters; behind-the-scenes featurette; gallery; trailers ("Hostile," "Muscle Ranch II," "Naked Muscles: The New Breed" and "Waterbucks 2"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).

A DVD Review by Martin Cox