Muscle Ranch II" has director Kristofer Weston is using the best, most fantasy-inducing men available, placing them in a charming rustic setting and then letting them go wild. But, beautiful men and locales are not enough. What sparks this film into a level beyond most is the inspired pairings (and in one case trio), men who seem truly hot for each other and deliver incredibly potent sex.

Things are not going well on strapping Eastern European superstar Antton Harri's farm. It seems none of his employees have much of a work ethic. They do, however, have overwhelmingly potent sex drives. Antton (in a voiceover not his own), first wonders why the hay wasn't put out. Brian Hansen, sporting perhaps the best tan in the world, has ripped his jeans, exposing a leg that is every bit as sexy as the rest of this gorgeous hunk. Well, the hole is big enough for his cock to come out, so he starts playing with it. Long-lashed Brian, with a face that is supremely desirable and a body that matches it, pumps his uncock cock happily enough, in no rush to finish. He uses his other hand to finger his hairless hole. Luckily for Brian, he doesn't have to play alone forever. Jason Kingsley, the strong hairy-chested brunet with the awesome bright eyes, watches Brian secretly, getting himself hard. He soon silently moves in for more, taking Brian's cock in hand and applying his mouth to it. It starts out as a sensual suck, but as Brian starts to squeeze his hips toward Jason's mouth, it becomes a lovely deep-throat. Jason unleashes his large dick, with equally large balls, and Brian goes to work. His mouth is a marvel as he worships the cock. He chows and chows, flinging his head around Jason's lucky pecker, keeping a smile on his partner's face. Since Brian's jeans are already ripped, why not enlarge the hole to get to his ass? Jason agrees and gets those muscular mounds freed from their denim confines. This is an ideal canvas for a rimming artist, so Jason extends his tongue and licks teasingly as handsome Brian writhes. Jason, pre-cumming in anticipation, finally fucks Brian (and my only complaint here is that Brian still has his shirt on!). Jason is a strong top, and playing with a pro like Brian makes it all look so effortless. In fact, Jason is actually sending his cock way deep into Jason and playing with different styles to keep it fresh and fun. Brian helps out by backing up now and then. Brian looks very comfortable pushed over the bales of hay by the hip-grinding Jason, but then, shirt off but boots still on, he rides Jason. Now ace Brian gets to show off and he doesn't disappoint. Shirt back on, Brian takes it on his back from Jason, now going at his nastiest. Brian cums being fucked and then Jason follows with a creamy load. Wait until the very end of the scene and note the exhausted men taking one last sexy pose as it ends.

That takes care of the hay issue, though Antton fires them. He makes a mental note not to hire guys at a truck stop just because they look hot. Well, Antton, that all depends on what you want from your workers! However, he decides he needs an actual foreman. You know, someone big and strong who can manage things. And men.

This reminds him of two other ex-employees who were supposed to handle the farm's watering. Upon turning on the water, lean dreamboat Danny Roddick and muscular light-haired Mason Wyler retreat behind the barn to make out. This duo, without a morsel of body fat between their mouthwatering bodies, make sure to lick and touch each other while kissing. Since Mason is the first to pop out his very long uncut cock, Danny happily tends to it with a scorching deep-throat. From the onset, Danny hits the pubes and stays with that tactic for much of the time. It's a thoughtful precise blowjob that shows Danny as an irresistible oralist. Mason seems so overjoyed that he keeps stopping Danny to kiss him. Mason gets to suck Danny, chomping down all the way to Danny's hard balls. His gaping deep-throat keeps these guys at a high-fever pitch. As Mason continues sucking, Danny jams wet fingers into Mason's hairy asshole, but it's his own ass that is munched. As Mason sits comfortably against a bale of hay, Danny bends over to get a boisterous rimjob. Only with that over does Danny finally get to use Mason's hole. Now it's Mason who is bent over and Danny is fucking him. With Mason bleating, Danny poses and flexes as he slices away at Mason. His cock goes in with determined speed. Mason is tight, but Danny conquers that with sheer hard work. Even better is a position where Mason is hanging off the fence with Danny taking him. Mason's entire muscular system has to work to keep this one working, and he looks great. Danny stands over Mason to dump a load and then waits while Mason spits one out.

Unfortunately, these guys left the water going and it flooded the area. This means that one of the trucks is stuck in the mud. Even butch baldie Alex Chandler and the ever-adorable hairy Cole Ryan can't get it out. When Alex tricks Cole into falling into the mud, Cole pulls him in too and they tussle around, tearing off each other's clothing as they become lathered up in the grime. Man, that mud fantasy works every time! Antton rolls by and pulls the guys by their ears up out of the mud. He puts them in an outdoor tub and forces them to kiss while he hoses them off. It's going to take more than that to settle these two down. This hose-down may clean them off, but it makes them super hot for each other and Cole springs a boner immediately. Cole starts to suck Alex's thick cock, doing one of his wonderfully slavish deep-throats, working damn hard to make this one rock. Alex actually has control, face-fucking Cole and standing in poses that make him seem so godly. Antton set this whole thing in motion, so he decides to get in on the fun. He whips out his cock and lets both Alex and Cole work on it. They take turns gobbling down all of Antton's meat and then work together. Cole stands in the tub so that Alex can give him hands down the movie's best rimjob. It gets Cole so tingly that he pees right in the middle of it. Alex doesn't stop for a second, making a gooey delicious mess out of Cole's hairy crack with his slurping and tongue-fucking. Since Antton, sporting a mustache I'm not so sure I love, is up front filling Cole's mouth, Alex gets to fuck Cole. Now Alex is all brawn, so when he enters little Cole, it's with pure strength. Arching back, his muscular arms dangling, Alex just plows away at Cole, moaning as much as he can with Antton face-fucking him. In a neat surprise, Cole gets to top Alex, and he does quite a spiffy job of it. Always a dependable bottom, he's very good on the other end. He gets to really show his stuff when Antton fucks him, putting him in the middle of a grand chain. Cole does most of the work, working both his duties with knowing speed. Alex shoots first, then Cole creams on Alex's ass and finally Antton finishes. Great sex partners or not, Antton fires the men on the spot.

There is good news! Antton gets a letter from an ideal candidate for foreman, mainly because the letter comes with a nude modeling shot that gets Antton all excited. It's good timing too, because Antton has had to let other guys go. Rugged tattooed Joey Jordan looks like he's trying to fix a tractor, but he could also be posing for a calendar, sticking his buns out and barely contained by his tank top. He's so yummy that Mark Hansom doesn't even need to see his face before coming over, stepping on his back and making a play for him. Ripped as hell and slightly bearded, Mark must have spent a lot of time getting into jeans thankfully way too small for him. Joey has Mark's cock free in record time, taking it all the way down with an imperious blowjob that looks like it wants to take dick and balls all together. This sprightly sucking benefits from Joey's extreme desire here, barely ever taking his lips off the dick. Joey is all open mouth and wriggling hips as Mark goes down on him, taking huge amounts of Joey's big-headed dick. Together, they tear off Joey's cumbersome shirt so they can both paw at his hairy chest, all while Mark continues to suck without stopping. Mark gets to a lot of Joey's other parts too: his pits, his chest and then his ass. Spreading Joey's cheeks wide, he sends in his entire face to help the rimming. Even better, he manages to make it work while wearing a cowboy hat. Bent over a tractor wheel, Joey has that wide hole fucked by Mark. Joey is a big boy and when his thick legs are planted firmly on the ground, it means his top is going to have to work hard. Mark is up to the challenge and hits Joey with enough force to send ripples through his ass. They stay in this position for a long while before Joey gets to smoothly ride Mark. He pushes down hard to make sure he's taking all of the dick. With Mark still in him, Joey cums and then Mark dots Joey's ass with cum sprinkles.

Onto the farm ambles Remo Ferri, the applicant for whom Antton is so hot. This gigantic muscular beast has craggy European good looks and a body so muscular that his abs can be seen from yards away. Instead of going to find Antton, he takes off his shirt and falls asleep, his hairy torso shimmering in the sunlight. Antton appears and smitten. So, he licks Remo's boots and then crawls up his body, licking one of Remo's exposed armpits and massaging the rest of his body. When Remo is awake, the two introduce their tongues to each other and kiss like long-lost lovers. Somewhere along the way, Remo's cock came out of his pants, so Antton gamely sucks the thick piece. It's an upward-curving uncut gem, and Antton silently goes about pleasing it. Antton's own hefty pecker is then pleased by the ass-tattooed Remo, who stretches his throat to take it all. Not breaking the chain of massive blowjobs in this flick, Remo does wonderfully. He then gets to play with Antton's giant ass. His tongue goes first and then he slides in a finger to force open the hole. Fucking Antton is no easy task because of his sheer size, but powerful Remo does it blissfully well. His body jangling, he gives Antton a crushing series of thrusts, alternating them with full-insertion gyrations that are very sexy. The fuck time is considerably short before the guys return to sucking each other and shooting their gobs. I would say Remo has the jobs. Yes, jobs. Foreman and fuck buddy.

DVD features: chapters; cum-shots chapter; gallery; trailers ("Manly Heat: Quenched," "Manly Heat: Scorched," "Boot Black Blues" and "Big Rig: Extended Cab"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).

A DVD Review by Brent Blue