Joe Gage excels at the celebration of rural America, letting its stock characters become actual living breathing humans, a pornographic Normal Rockwell with, thankfully, no family values. In "The Road to Redneck Hollow," the hero takes a truck trip through Gage's beloved Middle American, starting in Indiana no less (no hot tubs, no deck chairs and no techno), coasting along a Red State route, but of course there is nothing conservative about anything he encounters. It's rough and hardcore, as punishing and forthright as sexual combustibility can be, especially in the hands of an astounding cast. In fact, the locales Gage picks for his scenes demand his brand of urgent keep-it-to-ourselves sex.

His bright-blue eyes flashing over his dark good looks and solemn mood, Logan Robbins is headed back to the small town of his youth. A childhood friend, out of the military, has written him (note that things are so unabashedly rooted in Americana that it's clear Logan receive an actual letter rather than one of them newfangled e-mails) and he's decided to make a trip back home to see him.

On his drive, Logan passes a field aflame, and hopes "that fire didn't get too close." While all of the firemen have gone off to the station to rest, Tober Brandt heads to a remote location to shower, manned only by Sebastian Rivers. Tober, all tattoos, piercings (removed here) and massive muscular weight, is awfully strained by his work, so Sebastian offers to massage him. Tober goes to wash up, where he sports a hardon, though the camera lovingly ogles his entire unique body. Finished cleaning up, Tober sprays gobs of urine all over himself. Sebastian, dripping desire for his massive friend, initially remains clothed as he works in the massage cream. The goateed dreamboat with the perfectly manicured chest hair manages to express his lust without moving a muscle of his face. Sebastian takes a long time to get to the blowjob, making sure it's what Tober wants, but there is, of course, no doubt once he starts. Sebastian keeps to his character's calm as he delivers a soothing slow-paced deep-throat. In fact, Sebastian continues to appear nervous throughout, not fully comfortable until all of his clothes are off too. Tober whips off a grand blowjob, shattering the calm and turning things robust. From mere moments of sucking each other off, they each get their first cum-shots, especially the huge blast from Sebastian. "So now what?" Sebastian asks and Tober tells him to climb onto the table. In a 69 position, Tober unleashes his tongue on Sebastian's ass, playing fully in the hairy ass. Sebastian returns to blowing Tober, but the focus is on the ass-munch and the depth Tober achieves with it. With his ass prepped, Sebastian slowly sits himself on Tober's cock and starts his ride carefully. Tober starts to grunt, and this gets them both excited enough to infuse it with more feistiness. However, the best of the anal finds Tober flat on the table with Sebastian fucking him.

Sebastian has a wonderful power and a great hip swivel and counters Tober's talky flashiness. Great about their versatility is that they return to the original ride position so Sebastian can cream on Tober's chest.

It's dark by the time Logan has reached Kentucky. There's a military academy there that Logan praises as he passes. Adorably innocent-looking blond Mason Wyler is watching pal Tory Mason do pull-ups on the doorframe, getting himself hard. Mason's uncut boner is a true prize and he soon lures the boyish yet stacked Tory over to it. This leads to a classic context of "whose is bigger," so Tory pulls out his own stiffy. Tory gets it hard by staring at Mason, the two engaging in some awfully intense staring battles. "You wanna try and make it longer?" Mason asks, and Tory readily agrees. Their superior, strapping butch Brendan Davies, watches them, and they aren't even aware of his arrival, focused as they are on their collective growing inches. Instead of being upset at their measuring contest, Brendan decides to make sure they do the whole thing correctly. While he has the guys flexing, he actually pulls out a ruler and measures them. The results are obvious, but don't matter, because Brendan keeps both of the dicks in hand to keep them hard and his charges interested. Tory is responsible for Brendan undressing, asking to see "the difference between a cadet and a captain," as Brendan phrases it for him. However, before he gets to that, he wants to suck the guys, starting with Mason's enormous piece, which he devours completely on the first trip. Though he gives equal time to Tory, it's Mason piece that challenges Brendan and that's where he seems happiest. After sucking the guys in alternating fashion with an unceasing mouth, he commands them to cum on his uniform. Tory and Mason finally get to see Brendan's dick. With his boxers still on, he gives Mason first crack. Mason goes down on Brendan's veiny thick piece with gusto, deep-throating with the same élan with which he was treated. He drips spit the whole time, giving the dick a great wetting. Tory is less secure in his sucking, giving a somewhat drier blowjob, but with the encouragement of the other two, he soon begins to get his sex legs. Once the fucking starts, it's actually Tory's game. Bending over and throwing a leg up in the air, he gets Brendan as a top all to himself. Brendan forgoes all pleasantries and socks the blond with all he's got. It's a demanding fuck, full of the power only a behemoth like Brendan could muster, but taken exceptionally well by the ragdoll expert bottom Tory. Their missionary fuck is the highlight of the anal action in the scene. Mason has been waiting patiently, but he too gets some alone time with Brendan when Tory retires to a chair to watch and beat off. Though Mason is a bigger guy than Tory, Brendan is still much stronger, so he assaults Mason with the same potent wow, just slamming away at him. The action is hot enough for Tory to cum from watching, though he slips out before the others get to do the same. The scene has an epilogue in the bathroom, where Mason pisses heavily all over Brendan, again wearing the uniform he wants sexually soiled.

Country twangs invade the soundtrack as Logan hits Tennessee, and "Shady Hollow," which the locals refer to as "Redneck Hollow," though sexually, they are awesome progressive. Big-lipped Logan finds his pal Ryann Wood in an empty bar that he is about to open. A few other blasts from Logan's past are going to stop by. Ryann, sporting little tattoos here and there, undresses in front of Logan, let his twitching cock poke out of his undies. Logan tries to resist the call of the hardening cock and is thankfully able ignore it with the arrival of former teacher of theirs, Rodney Steele, a gorgeous slightly older brunet. Rodney and Ryann show Logan a glory hole box and Logan is finally convinced to play along. He sticks his lusciously long cock through one of the holes and Rodney, still in his suit, gobbles down every last millimeter of his dick. It's a delicious sucking, with Rodney really giving his all to his work. In come blond military man Riley Scott and immense bearded Trojan Rock, providing more cocks for the box, but Rodney has nothing but Logan on his mind and doesn't even leave his cock to take a breath. Last to arrive is matinee idol looker Dean Flynn, brandishing a Polident smile and an awesome body, and the party is finally complete, with Rodney still gagging on Logan. Ryann heads inside the box to suck off Trojan's imposing perfectly straight dick, which he goes gangbusters on immediately. Remember, he's competing with perfectionist Rodney, so he has to be spot on. Forgoing the box, poker-faced Riley snuggles up to Dean's dick and blows him aggressively, spitting all over it as he joins the other two superb suckers. Rodney jacks Logan's cock furiously until getting him to cum, and then goes to watch Riley work. This worker bee can't be idle for too long and has soon joined Riley on the floor to worship pretty boy Dean's curving dick. The two compete vigorously with their sucking and jacking routine. These three hunks stand in a circle and shoot their loads. Ryann gets one from Trojan right onto his bicep and then creams his own load. Riley is the first bottom shown, taking an extremely pretty fuck from grinding Dean, who smacks him with plenty of oomph from the onset while Rodney watches encouragingly. Dean's ball-slapping fuck sends ripples through Riley's butt as the latter gets hammered big time. The shots from underneath the action show the full excitement of topman Dean. Though he might want to continue forever, he gives way to Rodney in time to show Ryann in a sling being sliced by Trojan. Ryann's mouth is too full of Dean's cock to complain much, so Trojan plows away at him with gusto. Trojan is the kind of beefy strongman who delivers on his looks when he has an ass worth mining. As for Rodney, he's no less volatile a top for Riley. His own ass looks heavenly as he slams away at Riley, Logan just behind them waiting his turn. Rodney quickly pulls out and lands a second magnificent shot, followed by one from Riley. Ryann still has the hairy men working on him, Trojan maintaining an impressive rhythm of full in-and-out thrusts. Ryann has a grand blast all the way up his chest with Trojan still in him and then Dean fits himself into the sling. Trojan stays where he is, but on the floor so he can eat Dean's ass with complete adoration. Once it's ready, Trojan fucks it. Trojan hasn't lost any steam, and Dean turns out to be a very welcoming bottom, his winking hole taking Trojan so easily. Trojan gets to be very playful with his style here, ending only when he's ready to toss off on Dean. The criminally underused Logan finally gets to top someone, taking advantage of Dean's fearlessness in the sling. Quiet Logan has to work hard following Trojan, but he's game. It doesn't last too long before he's pulled out and sprayed on Dean too. Dean is the very last to shoot. The pissing postscript has Dean and Riley on their knees taking urine streams from Ryann and Dean himself as Logan watches.

Naturally, Logan narrates that he intends to visit again. Why wouldn't he? Outdoors, it's redneck country, but inside, it's exploding blue balls and yellow piss parties.

DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; galleries; interview s

(Tober and Sebastian); behind-the-scenes footage; trailers ("Alabama Takedown," "Men's Room" and "Arcade on Route 9"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).

A DVD Review by Brent Blue