Let me tell you about Virgo. Not the astrological sign – the bantamweight star of Pigs at the Hoist, shot at London’s sleaziest sex club. Virgo is the compleat sex pig, the embodiment of all a man can be, and should aspire to. And he sure ain’t no fuckin’ virgin. In Pigs at the Hoist, he is rarely off screen, and here is just some of what he does in the course of this two-hour video sex extravaganza:

PISS Gets pissed on, both naked and clothed; takes piss in his mouth, and swallows it with enthusiasm; drinks his own piss; takes piss on and in his ass; pisses on other pigs, and in their mouths; jacks off and cums while taking piss; sucks piss from other pigs’ bodies; wallows on a piss-covered floor; and in one spectacular scene, sucks and drinks piss out of a man’s butthole through a speculum, then takes the rest of that assfull of piss right in his face, open-mouthed. Then, he fucks that ass. FUCKING & SUCKING Barebacks several man cunts; cums up a man’s ass; eats the ass he’s fucking (both before and after he cums in it); felches with gusto; eats his own cum; gets fucked and cums while getting fucked.

FISTING & ASS PLAY Fists and gets fisted (with and without gloves); fists with his arm behind his back; double fists an ass; turns himself around while double fisting; fists two asses at once; shoves a dildo up a guy’s shitter; dances with a fist up his own ass; and takes four oranges up his hole.

Unlike a lot of videos, where the performers go through the motions with little or no expression, Virgo looks at the camera with undisguised lust, avidly worships the cocks he services and stares in wonder as others service him. During sex, he smiles, grins, laughs, moans, cusses and even dances with delirious abandon. There are 11 other incredible hot pigs in the international cast of this video, too. One standout is humongous-dicked Jason Crowe, who checks out just how much of his hammer can be swallowed up by every butthole within reach, and who is so in love with his enormous schwanz that he just has to kiss it himself from time to time. The men in a Dick Wadd video always share a sensibility that sets his productions apart. They’re not “Oh-aren’t-I-a-cute-young-twink-how’s-my-hair?” They’re "Look-out-I-have-a-man’s-body-and-I’m-not-afraid-to-use-it." And if you enjoy the sounds of vigorous, no-holds-barred, hot, sweaty, bareback mansex, Dick Wadd doesn’t disappoint here. It’s sleaze from the gutter, and guys, let me tell you – you’re gonna want to live in that gutter. And the occasional rumbling of the London underground punctuates the proceedings and reminds us of the appropriately subterranean venue.

There are two hot bonus scenes on the DVD, totaling about 10 minutes, both involving the muscular Dragan Szcerny and Ron. In the first, Dragan fucks Ron and cums up his ass. Virgo joins them in the second, and in less than six minutes manages to suck the Dragan dick and get fucked by both of them. Way to go, Virgo. Shit – with Virgo in the cast, it doesn’t matter what your fuckin’ birth sign is, it’s gonna be rising.