"Mansized" (1999) is the simple story of a humble (but hot) street musician who finds his way.
And it's a good thing that our musician (Martin Cage) doesn't have to rely solely on the change he collects as he plays his saxophone in a subway station. He only seems to know one rather annoying tune, and, believe me, it's not going to help any contestants win "American Idol." Still, his good looks earn him the attention of a passerby, Zoly Mirlos, dressed, oddly, in a yachting blazer, who leaves not only money but also his business card. Martin gets a job at a wood shop, and upon arriving there, he barely has stripped down to the buff and pulled on some coveralls (that emphasize his furry, well-developed pecs) when a co-worker asks if he can get a closer look at his saxophone. Just in case you're wondering, the co-worker is indeed talking about the horn. It turns out that the sax has a kind of magical aphrodisiac quality that ties all of the scenes together, which is definitely an interesting motif for gay porn. Unfortunately, all of the guys who pick it up also know the same annoying tune. Fortunately, though, it seems to incite whoever hears or plays it to fits of lust.
Thomas Jeno toots on the sax for a couple of seconds and draws a bit of a crowd, and then a brunet hunk, Gyorgy Lovas, offers the stud a lesson in blowing the horn. The two are then left alone and the sax lesson morphs into the brunet manhandling the hunky worker's pecs and kissing him, followed by a very hot rimjob, caught in tight close-up by the camera. The sex play then turns to cocksucking, with the brunet getting down on his buddy's meat. When the action turns to fucking, it's the muscular Thomas who plays the bottom role, and he thoroughly gets off on Gyorgy plowing his hairy ass. Again, the camerawork is great, as is the editing, with excellent close-up views of penetration mixed with shots that show off both as they fuck. Thomas shoots his load first, leaving cum all over his hairy lower belly, while Gyorgy is still fucking him missionary. They change positions, and Thomas takes it from behind. They end with a big load erupting from Gyorgy, landing on Thomas' asscheek.
The following scene takes the prize for best use of a wooden dowel, when two cuties hook up near a lathe and use the implement as a dildo. The hunks, one blond and one brunet, are both very cute and young, and they are not only creative, they are also perhaps the most energetic pair of the entire production. The scene begins with passionate kissing and fondling as they rub their tight bodies together while still wearing jeans. The brunet drops his pants and hops up on a worktable and the blond gets down on his erection, which is already swollen and hard, and then he rims his ass, which is ringed with dark hair. Next they use their ample foreskins in an erotic docking, increasing the heat. The dowel part, though brief, is the highlight of the scene. The blond impales his ass on the hard wood, after it has been covered with a condom. The sight of the blond's inviting ass being pierced by the dowel inflames his partner, who replaces the hard piece of wood with his own hard piece, and fucks the blond doggy, jackhammering his ass. The fucking is just as frenzied when the studs change to missionary, with the blond reclining on a workbench that rocks from their efforts. The blond erupts with cum, and large globs of the stuff cling to his shaft and lower belly. Then the brunet shoots on the blond's thigh. Then he returns the sax to its owner.
It's then end of the first workday for our street musician hero, and he heads off to a bar, sax case in tow. But when he leaves, he forgets it, and the sax works its sex magic again, this time on a bartender and a couple of patrons ( Zsolt Malov, Laszlo and Serge Timar). The three-way that ensues involves face-fucking and assholes being flicked and tickled by tongues, a daisy-chain-suck, and a hot sit-fuck. All three manage to play the top and bottom role at least once, and then one guy lets the other two have his ass in turns. The bottom then blows his load, and the two others blast off almost simultaneously onto his exposed ass. One of the guys manages to get the sax back to its owner.
The finale features the sax owner Martin Cage, muscular stud Zoltan Nickols, and the guy in the yachting blazer from the first scene, Zoly Mirlos, on board a sea craft (explaining the yachting blazer -- I was so hoping they'd get around to that!). Once again, the sax gets the party started, with Zoltan tootling around on it. In this scene, also a three-way, the foreplay is so hot that it sears the screen. The three studs start with some very hot tongue action while they get slowly undressed, and then, when Zoltan's near-perfect physique is fully exposed, the other two lick and taste his completely shaven armpits. Then the sax player sucks the captain's rod as Zoltan rims the sax player's ass, which is as hairy as Zoltan's is smooth. The captain (who has big, brown, puffy nipples that are yummy) then thrusts into the sax player from behind as the sax player feasts on Zoltan's big uncut meat. Zoltan gets inside the sax player next, fucking him missionary. Zoltan's muscular ass looks great as he pushes in and out, flexing with each thrust. Both Zoltan and the sax player cum in the sax player's nest of pubes, and then the captain creams Zoltan's hot ass.
The production ends rather abruptly right after that, but I'm sure that, somewhere in Hungary, that annoying tune is still playing.
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Martin Cox
