I can't ever recall Steven Scarborough, or any other director for that matter, putting together a flick in which every single man in it, given the opportunity, would seriously make me consider leaving my boyfriend. There's never been a more dangerous group of home-wreckers than the "Beefcake" studs. Chief among them is the buffed-to-the-max hottie Tyler Hill, who has pumped up impressively here (not that his body looked bad before, mind you). Tyler appears in two stellar scenes that bookend the flick, and he gives a star-making performance in each.
The setting is a weekend enclave where apparently only the perfect are invited. Clothes, when they appear at all, are scanty, the better to show off the ripped physiques, which are photographed in beautiful, soft warm colors. The action is unhurried, and the fine hand of director Steven Scarborough so carefully tends the pacing of each moment that the overall effect is of a very beautiful and very stimulating erotic reverie.
The opening shots of muscular dudes Erik Rhodes and Jed Willcox biking up a hill to the location, shirtless and looking phenomenally sexy in dappled sunlight, aptly sets the stage for the picturesque action throughout. They are greeted at the door by Arpad Miklos, who assists them in dumping a just-awake Tyler in the pool, quite the wake-up call. Tyler, clad only in a pair of thin, clingy boxers that look even better when wet, is then set upon by two more beautiful men, Derrick Vinyard and Tony Mecelli, who playfully splash him until he runs away.
Seeing as how this is the haven for beefcake, Robert van Damme, who has been washing his car nearby, accosts Tyler next. Tyler stops in his tracks for Robert, a tactic with which I wholeheartedly approve. Robert's perfectly shaped body is shown off from many different aspects, all of them mouthwatering, and Tyler is an even match with him physically. Robert does a thorough suck-job on Tyler's rampantly erect meat, and then Tyler feasts on Robert's sumptuous butthole, although it does take some effort getting deep inside Robert's tight asscheeks. The jewel here is Tyler's bottoming, as he takes Robert's uncut piece in a variety of enthralling ways, and they end with two fantastic pops. Tyler delivers a gusher while he's still impaled on Robert's erection, his abs standing out in stark relief as he blows his load. Then Robert's cum-shot sprays down on Tyler's torso as Tyler licks his lips and watches, and as the last drops are squeezed from Robert's dick, Tyler lovingly rubs the stuff into his pecs.
A rollicking three-way begins with gorgeous Ethan Kage taking an outdoor shower. When tall, massively built Erik Rhodes shows up with Arpad Miklos, Ethan's come-on is so coquettish you can see him batting his long eyelashes at them like a saloon girl (which, considering it's Ethan, is totally hot). Ethan busies himself with the long, uncut dicks at hand, literally stroking Arpad and Erik simultaneously until they attain rock-hard erections. A beautiful shot of Ethan on his knees between the men, their cocks angling into his mouth at the same time, is certainly a highlight. Ethan gets in the middle of things and can't help but lose his concentration while sucking Erik's dick as talented tongue-fucker Arpad goes to work on his ass. Erik takes Ethan's place in the middle, and once again this stud proves that he's a power-bottom, getting vigorously fucked from behind by Ethan. Then, in a ball-tingling ride, Erik sits on Arpad's cock while Ethan leans over and provides a warm, wet place for Erik's cock to stab with each of Arpad's upward thrusts. Erik's cum-shot, delivered while in this position, is a gusher, and then he sits and watches as his two playmates spray him down with juice, some of which clings to Erik's head and chin in long, ropy strands. As is his hallmark, Arpad's money-shot goes off like a rocket.
Two very versatile men, Roman Heart and Jed Willcox, show up for a "man picnic" on the grounds that rocks from start to end. Jed can't keep his hands off Roman's divine ass, making the bulge in his Speedo widen, and that's only the beginning of the excellent foreplay. This is made all the more remarkable by the fact that Roman and Jed are completely reciprocal, and it is presented in a non-formulaic, "one sucks, then the other sucks" kind of way. A 69 is particularly engaging, largely due to Jed's agility, and the flip-flop fuck that is the pinnacle is stunning, because it leaves no doubt that these studs are just as happy in the top or bottom role -- and, perhaps more importantly, just as adept. The beautiful climax shows off Jed's tightly muscled torso as he rides Roman's dick to the edge, shooting streams of white cream from the head of his uncut meat. Then, with cum still clinging to the hood that swallows up Jed's cock, Roman delivers a memorable blast that sprays over Jed's hairy, prone torso.
The finale begins with a poolside warm-up with Derrick Vinyard going down on Tony Mecelli's huge cock, an endowment that looks impossibly long even when it's half-hard and swinging between his legs, and here it is shown to its greatest advantage. Derrick's nasty patter, so much a part of his mojo in "Up All Night" (Falcon), has been toned down here (which is in keeping with the overall theme, but I must admit that I kind of missed it), but that doesn't mean that the he is subdued in any other way, and he gives an intense performance. Derrick and Tony are deeply into a heavy-duty 69 when Tyler sneaks up on their tryst, however, making it a scorching threesome. This time, Tyler gets two huge cocks to suck, and he enjoys both to the hilt, from sucking each man down in turn to getting fucked by Tony missionary and from behind by Derrick. This sizzling match-up ends with Tyler's mounded, smooth pecs getting drenched by Derrick and Tony's loads, and the view of those perfectly shaped chest muscles glinting in the sunlight with freshly-spewed cum streaming off them is quite the erotic sight.
One last word: Honey, you know I was just kidding about any of these guys breaking us up, right (seriously, though, Tyler, you can call me anytime)?
DVD features: Chapters; extended scenes (Robert's car washing performance; and Ethan's outdoor shower sequence); behind-the-scenes gallery; interactive game ("name that butthole"); video montage (a brief Tyler Hill retrospective); cast credits and gallery; trailers; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Martin Cox
