In director Joe Gage's "Deep Water: Beach Patrol: Part One," beardless Ray Dragon, still hairy and sexy enough to beat anyone, is the head lifeguard of a beach patrol. His crop of guys for the season is a fun-looking lot of youthful energetic guys. You can tell them by their yellow shorts, just in case they might be confused with the other youthful energetic guys on the beach. Mind you, this is thankfully not a "Baywatch" rip-off. Joe Gage is too smart for that. Instead, he puts his own unique stamp on the tried-and-true lifeguard routine, exposing the sexiness of the guys in a way that only he can manage.

Ray, who is showering naked, which is enough to cause stammers in anyone looking, has promised to watch a night's game with some of his men, which is disappointing for tall light Mason Wyler, who also invites him. So, Mason has to content himself with Eryk Elliot, a very serious and adorable fan who even paints his face just to watch the game. As the game starts, Dylan West shows up, but he's trouble and neither guy wants him there. When the cable goes out, seductive Dylan puts on porn. It isn't long before the dark full-lipped Dylan has everyone taking furtive glances at each other's crotches. He's the first to unwrap his beautiful uncut dick. Mason's astounding massive uncut one is next and then spikey blond Eryk adds his to the pot. The guys are not a heaving trio of anticipation, and jacking is about to be simply not enough. Everyone gets naked, showing off in glamorous lighting three different bodies: Eryk's thin lean one, Dylan's beefier bod with the specs of chest hair and Mason's incredibly tight chiseled frame. What follows is a wonderfully torturous session by the director until finally some man-to-man contact is made, with the guys all but exploding waiting for it to happen. When Dylan grabs Mason's dick, the game is finally afoot. Dylan then gives it the deep sucking all have been waiting for. The mood of slowly unraveling passion is maintained as Dylan gags himself on it and then treats himself to Eryk's cock as well, showcasing a tireless mouth and oodles of spit to be lavished. After more tense jacking, Dylan forces Eryk down on him. The preppy kid goes gangbusters while sucking. Mason shows the same devotion when his mouth finally touches cock. Dylan soon declares, "all right, let's go for it!" and the guys all shoot.

But that isn't the end of things. Eryk goes to wash off the face paint and upon returning, finds Mason and Dylan still intertwined, cocks hard again, watching the gal in the porn get double-fucked. He finds it hard to believe such a thing is possible, so Dylan aims to show him. He reclines on a table and lets Mason fuck him. Now Mason is taking over from Dylan, fucking with a strong but paced force, rocking Dylan around the table, but always in control. Eryk still has something to learn, so Dylan rides on him. Dylan now owns the scene again, jumping up and down the full length of Eryk. Waiting for the right moment is Mason, still hard and still in thrall, so he jams his dick into Dylan's butt as well. Eryk now has proof that double-penetration is possible, and he sees it masterfully from Dylan. However, Eryk decides it all still feels a bit strange, and that's when Dylan mandates that Mason get fucked. Mason looks nervous, but he takes Dylan's jaunty fun-loving fuck beautifully. Notable to watch is the amount of concentration apparent on Dylan's face as he plows Mason powerfully. This is a sex machine, no matter the position. Their marathon ending, everyone gets to sprinkle on Mason. Dylan's shot, delivered from Mason's legs but shooting over Mason's shoulder, is a giant capper to this deceptively quiet scene.

I should mention that there is a coda to this scene. Mason and Eryk are in the shower when Dylan appears. "You again?" Eryk bleats, but Dylan doesn't have to say a word. Instead, he takes his place between the two and lets them piss all over him. Fountain-like streams of urine emit strongly from both guys, coating Dylan's midsection in what seems to be a day's worth of chugged liquids. With the guys done, Dylan then finishes the entire three-way off by pissing on them.

Zachary Pierce is "into vintage cars and old monster movies ... the cheesier the better." This isn't quite a description of a hunky lifeguard I expected to hear in a porn movie, but it allows for a one-of-a-kind scene intro that combines footage from bad old "Godzilla" movies with masterfully crafted moments of art direction that show smooth brunet Zachary coming together with scene partner George Glass, a hairy rugged bearded guy who plants some big kisses on Zachary. Footage all but gone, George goes down on Zachary's long cock with a sterling deep-throat that should choke an ordinary man. But, in context, these two are living out a monster-movie fantasy, so the more outsized the action, the more appropriate. George's silent mouth is so gigantically talented, that he gets Zachary exploding on his chest in record time. One beast sated, it's time for the other to get his due. Zachary disappears while George strips to his boner, to be replaced in a sleight of hand by Rag Dragon, his L-shaped chin perfect for devouring whole George's hard cock. George needs even less time than Zachary did with a talented mouth before he cums on Ray's chest (intercut with footage of a tidal wave).

The next day, after Zachary has had the above dream, he seems off to boss Ray. Zachary peppers Ray with questions about George, who works for the wildlife department. Ray then goes for a jog down the beach with Derrick Hanson (okay, I suppose that owes a bit to "Baywatch") and naked Ray then gets to shower with tall square-jawed Derrick. "Are you sure you want to be here?" Ray asks him, as if he's completing a job interview. Derrick nods yes and soon enough Ray is on his knees gorging himself on Derrick's dick. The temperamental blowjob alternates between deep-throats and ginger headwork, keeping Derrick interested at all turns. Derrick is all friskiness when he sucks Ray, looking up at his master partner with big eyes as he works his nose down to Ray's pubes. Cum comes galore from Derrick and then from Ray.

The shower is the real hotbed of excitement in this unit, for lifeguard pals Marc Sterling and Colby Keller are there a mere few seconds before Marc in on his knees in front of hairy-chested Colby taking a piss bath. All over his face, into his mouth, everywhere he can find to take it, Marc accepts the steady stream. Even his perfectly sculpted hair gets a bit!

Marc returns to the shower, which is bathed in night hues, joined by spunky Tony Bishop. Marc has some work to do before they can go for a beer, which he has to do side-by-side with goateed rough stud Chuck Scott. Tony plays eye games the whole time, which of course Chuck can't help but notice. Chuck "accidentally" clicks on a porn site and says, "I don't know about this stuff." "I do," Marc volunteers and now Tony is all smiles. It seems the boys are going to show their elder partner the ropes. Of course, when tattooed Chuck whips out his cock, all are on equal footing. Another three-way, another trio of mongo dicks. Tony sports the most giant one of all, smaller than the other two though he may be in stature. Marc, mouth wide open, goes down on Chuck with total force, incredibly eager to be sucking cock. Tony takes up position on Marc and goes with similar fury. Tony's blowjob is shot from underneath so his own dick can be shown at maximum girth while he delivers the zest to Marc, still doing a lip-smacking tasty job on Chuck. Newbie Chuck is then presented with Marc's dick and after teasing Marc for a while, finally puts it in his mouth. He starts with the head for a few licks and then ... BAM ... he deep-throats it. This is no novice, but an abject pro with a mouth (highlighted by a tongue piercing) that knows super-sucking. Tony now moves to Chuck's cock with his brave mouth. Mouths stop for the cum-shots, which begin with Tony pumping a furious magical shot from Marc. Delicious Tony works hard for his and then Chuck lets a geyser fly right near Marc's face.

What a grand idea it is to put menacing he-man Chuck up against two feisty youths like Marc and Tony. Soon the two are on their knees in the shower before Chuck taking streams of piss to their face. Chuck looks very proud of himself and Marc so delighted that he can take it. Marc urinates on himself and Tony follows suit. This interval over, the head back to their sex cove where Chuck is calling the shots. The boys each take a bench, assholes pointed toward Chuck. For the first time in this sandy saga, there is to be some rimming. Faced with Tony and Marc, I would personally have a huge dilemma in how to handle two at a time, but Chuck makes a choice. Marc gets the benefit of his tongue while Tony his fingers. Not only that, but Tony gets some extra sucking time, sharing a heated 69 with Chuck before the latter starts shoving fingers back in. Tony then receives the first fuck, an astonishing burst of thrusts delivered with grandiose pow by Chuck. Of course, the grunts and snarls from the bottom only egg him on, which is great for both of them. Chuck slams at Tony so hard that the bench isn't enough to hold them! Marc gets his chance when he rides on Chuck. They try some doggy position, but that doesn't work, so Marc just rides, showing off his muscular butt and clenching hole. Tony can't take being left out and brings his inked cock to Chuck to suck while Marc continues to bounce. This seems to remind him of the bounty of Tony's ass, so he re-fucks him, assailing him bent over, the same impossibly animalistic rage returning. Marc has a second impressive shot watching them go at it, followed by a doozy from Tony getting fucked and then big Chuck to end it all.

DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; interviews (Dylan, Mason and Eryk); behind-the-scenes footage; fluffing footage; gallery; trailers ("Men's Room," "Back to Barstow," "110 in Tucson," "Gale Force: Men's Room 2," "Alabama Takedown" and "Closed Set"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).

A DVD Review by Brent Blue