WARNING!
Distributor | Released | Vendor ID |
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Athletic Model Guild | 1973 | C-108 |
Performer | Action |
Richard Miller (amg) | OgrAb |
Skip Tumaloo | OgrAt |
Everyone knows it’s impossible to keep white pants clean, but how many people have turned stained knickers into a way to pick up straight guys? We know of one. AMG classic star, Skip Tumaloo (Theatre Film Classics: Billy Boy) takes another turn on the silver screen as a gay cowboy, who uses his dry cleaning to bed Richard Miller, a self-proclaimed gay virgin.
Skip and Richard enter a bedroom where Richard’s roommate sits in a recliner. Richard points out that Skip has stained his jeans and his roommate offers to drop them off at the cleaner. Of course, he’s got to taking them off first, and when he does, a massive 9 inches of semi-hard flesh come flopping out. In order to even the mood, Skip strips down completely and heads for the shower. In the mean time, Richard strips down as well, presumably to make his houseguest feel welcome.
Once back from the shower, Skip lays down to his exposed host and the two get to talking. It turns out Skip has bigger problems than a little stain. Apparently he can’t shake the gays. Everywhere he goes he’s got ‘em staring at his basket and slobbering over his ass. Well, as the old saying goes, if you can’t beat ‘em join ’em, and that’s just what Skip does.
He asks Richard if he wants to experiment, and they go to work. According to Skip, he’s seen how it’s done in the magazines, so he coaches his host into a vigorous 69. Then Skip bends over and Richard rides him ‘like a horse’. He then lays down on his back and then on his stomach as Richard thrusts in and out of his eager hole. Eventually all the posturing gets to be too much and they decide to abandon the complicated stuff, and start making out, the old-fashioned way.
While in the throws of passion, a call comes in and Richard hands it off to Skip. It’s the cleaners. They say they’ve got Skip’s pants, but they’ll be closing for the weekend in ten minutes, to which Skip replies, “It’s okay. I won’t be needing them for another 48 hours.”
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Plus one unidentified performer.
Despite the narrative, the sex is entirely simulated, no erections except at an interview at the end, no penetration and no kissing.