An embarrassed young man enters Dr. Larkin's Transplant Clinic. Mustering up great courage, he shows the doctor that he is missing an appendage vital to all males. After serious consideration of the problem, the doctor proceeds quite matter-of-factly. Since he has not performed this particular operation before, he needs a reference so he strips and studies his own anatomy. To the accompaniment of many flashing psychedelic lights and other special effects the operation proceeds to complete success. The boy is anxious to experiment with this modern miracle. When he can't reach anyone by phone, he turns to the doctor and stares. The doctor realizes that he isn't safe and tries to escape. He is too late, however, and he resignedly submits to the inevitable.