The title suggests the toothless longshoremen that we've all dragged home in desperation from the bar at closing time. Thankfully, instead of that sort of mess, the screen is graced from start to finish with pretty pups, some of which look young enough to still smell like pee. The story line is entirely forgettable, but the sex is top drawer all the way. Oh, the loveliness of youth.

Steven and Marc-Andre begin the festivities with a bubbly Jacuzzi scene. Marc-Andre, with his pouty good looks and big, uncut wienie, soaps up Steven's ass and lovingly washes him. Then, to check the thoroughness of his handiwork, goes on to eat Steven's ass. Steven looks young enough to still have some baby teeth in that pretty mouth of his. The hint of baby fat on his tummy is a nice touch too. He's a chicken hawk's dream cum true. Their resulting bump-and-grind number, with Marc-Andre getting solidly fucked by Steven as they stand in the Jacuzzi, is nothing short of beautiful. But don't lose your load yet; the following pairings are even better.

Katelyn and Tommy meet at a bar and hit it off famously. Presumably, Tommy is the blond, a newcomer in town in need of direction(s). Instead, he finds an erection. Katelyn's erection to be exact, which seems to fit nicely into his mouth, then his ass. This is followed by Tommy fucking on Katelyn's ass for a while. Katelyn moans with pleasure as his ass gets the servicing that it so badly needs. These two are well-suited for each other, which comes across the screen with an electric energy that is nearly tangible. Stephen and Sebastian leave the bar together, stopping to buy a new CD (Koo-Koo Boy), then head home to dance together. The music is thankfully better than most that finds its way into adult films. Blond Sebastian stays fully hard while taking dark-haired Stephan's spirited, often rambunctious fuck treatment. Sebastian's whimpering doesn't slow Stephan down in the least. When Stephen's load is spent, he goes on to tongue Sebastian's balls as Sebastian jacks himself to completion.

Lastly, Joshua and Patrick explore each other's asses with their tongues. They go on to enjoy a hot 69 session and some honest-to-goodness sexual romping. A fitting final scene indeed.

The gripes here are few. The English subtitles for English-speaking actors is a bit odd. Some of the names are spelled differently on the box cover than in the movie credits (Tomy vs. Tommy, Stephan vs. Stephane). The actors aren't identified individually with pictures, which should be an industry-standard/requirement. The hot sex offsets most shortcomings, making this a solid bang for the buck.

- Burny Edmonds