"Off Da Hook" (1998) is something of a CliffsNotes version of a few days in gay Blatino New York City life. Scenes of sex and plot are intercut as a mass to show what is going on in various places during each day. The sex itself, though brief, is often filled with guys who look mighty interested in each other, particularly in an orgy scene that plays like reality-TV in how little the guys seem to pay attention to the camera and just go for broke.
Monday happens over the credits, with an enticing rap song showing off parts of Brooklyn and Manhattan. On Tuesday, a real sex scene unfolds. One guy has some facial hair, a big beaded necklace and a ski cap, with lots of tattoos. He and a smoother-looking guy trade blowjobs on their enormous cocks. There is some delicious deep-throating before cumming. In Manhattan, two guys have a chance meeting in a subway station and turn out to have been in chemistry class together. They go into a forbidden stairwell for their scene. This time, the action is allowed more time and we see both giving interesting suckings on gigantic cocks before they trade fucks. Both seem to enjoy topping more, but their asses fit those big ones just fine. In another plot, a chatty guy can't get much studying done because his girlfriend nags him about his spending too much time with her brother, a pretty shaved-headed kid with gorgeous eyes.
On Wednesday, the guy with the girlfriend accuses her brother of peeping on him, and though he denies it, it's true. We are treated to a brief solo scene where he chugs a massive load of cum out of his two-fist size dick while thinking of the conversation with his pal. Also on Wednesday is a three-way, with one man doing something wonderful on two rather uninterested guys. However, just as two of them take on the third cock, the scene unfortunately ends. Since it's Wednesday, why not have a four-way for Hump Day? This scene suffers the most from the questionable editing, such that faces are shown even less than the action itself, which looks to include some pushy fucking and some deep-throat aimers. There is also a standard two-way going on somewhere, this one just a punishing fuck where the bottom ultimately gets to cum a lava flow.
Thursday comes and the two leads, the guy with the girlfriend and her brother meet in the kitchen. The girlfriend guy has a tight cute body with a cock halfway down to his knees when flaccid, and he's not ashamed to walk around buck-naked. His friend isn't wearing much more, sporting a hardon in tight undies as they again talk around the subject of sex together. However, when the main guy goes into the shower, the almost-brother-in-law follows him in so he can use the toilet. It's not long before a joke brings them both under the water and suddenly things get very heated. Suddenly, the video learns to take its time and enjoy the boys. The almost-brother-in-law finally gets to suck the cock he's wanted for so long, and he's not a disappointment, especially given the whopping size of the thing! His pal, who taunted him about being gay, is just as ferocious a sucker, and he rims as well! The almost-brother-in-law gets to ride on his friend's cock, and does so quietly, but with high-jumping spunk. He cums still riding, every muscle in his body tensing for it. The top barely gets his condom off before shooting all over the floor.
As Thursday wears on, the guys go for round two. The guy with the girlfriend re-blows his friend, this time taking fun advantage of the tongue piercing he spots. A 69 shows just how focused the guys in this story can be as the devoted duo works very hard. The top stays as such, though taking his friend doggy this time for a brief while.
Apparently all the guys take a rest on Friday, for the next action starts on Saturday. This restful day takes us to a "Bla-Tino Safe-Sex Parti." Here, there are lean tight men for days, all posed with massive hardons and willing to play. The camera often tries to remain out of the way, going to great lengths to stay away from it at times, but the action is unmistakable. There are guys who suck down on dick with such big mouths they actually do deep-throat, and that is no small task at all. It's hard to fathom so much cockflesh in one room, and some of these guys aim to plow through as much as humanly possible. Without seeing faces, it's hard to tell what really pleases them, but many of them ratchet up the energy when it comes to fucking. Cum-shots galore don't stop the party. The guys just move on and continue. The bottoms are tireless, and the tops seem happy to oblige. Though the filming doesn't allow for attachment to any of the guys, it does add the feeling of really being there in this orgiastic Wonderland of masculine mocha-colored hunnies. Whatever the problems of Monday through Wednesday, they are sure solved by Saturday!
DVD features: Chapters; behind-the-scenes footage (fun with dialogue, obligatory cigarettes after sex, lots of good advice from the director, sex shot from different cameras), bonus scenes (with Joeito and Phaze and T. Malone and Felipe); solo scenes (with Pito, Biggie-D, Orlando, Kiko, Antonio Torres and D); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue
