"Rip Colt's Sex Rated Home Movies" gives special meaning to the phrase "waxing nostalgic." The footage appears to be from the 1970s (when loops were short films made for play on home projectors or on special machines in adult arcades that were made for continuous projection, i.e., "loops"). COLT legends (Bruno, Dakota, Erron, Ledermeister) as well as several unheralded performers are featured. Some of the loops don't include cum-shots, but each is quite erotic.
"Coming Attractions": Ledermeister, a hot and hairy man, sucks the huge cock on his hairy partner before shoving the big piece up his ass for a quick sit-fuck.
"Cooling It": Three solo sequences intercut with harebrained text that reference the action as it unfolds. One, Brian Dexter, is a hottie with a swimmer's build and a large uncut cock. Another, whose face we never really see, has a humongous dick that he soaps up in a shower. The third, Stoner, is a knockout (he looks a great deal like Hollywood actor Steve Reeves of "Hercules" fame). He's bearded and muscular, and as handsome as Mr. Reeves.
"Bruno's Screen Test": Bruno, perhaps best known for his sublime performance in "Lockner's Key," a legendary COLT loop with Clint Lockner, makes an appearance in what is billed as his original screen test for COLT (this footage ought to be in the Smithsonian). It's clear, from the first few seconds, why he became such an icon. His huge hairy chest, thick biceps and uncut dick are as spectacular here as they were later in his career. He lathers up in a shower and rubs a bar of soap in his crack. He then jerks his gorgeous cock to climax.
"Swingers": Two slim guys dance in front of a Christmas tree, their half-hard cocks bopping about. Another man is shown doing strange yoga moves and random cocks swing to and fro. The footage is hilarious, not to mention quite sexy.
"Dakota Double Feature": Two loops with blond muscle god Dakota. He face-fucks and rolls around on a bed with a cute brunet, then he has a poolside jerk-off.
"Stacy": Stacy is a beautiful, longhaired bodybuilder, and as he jogs on the beach, completely nude, his flaccid penis bobs up and down as he moves.
"Poolside Attraction": Some excellent cocksucking, a thick dick with a fat cockhead moving in and out of juicy lips. The fucking is pretty darn good, too.
"Rip Colt's Sex Rated Home Movies" is truly a vintage gay porn treat.
DVD features: The various loops indexed; gallery; and no regional coding.
A DVD Review by Butch Harris