By any standard, Jack Wrangler's "Dynamite" (1974) has one of the strangest plots porn can conceive. With an amusing voiceover and almost orchestral music to go with it, it's something only the super 70s could have produced, and, pardon the pun, it's a welcome blast from the past. The sex is quickly edited and eagerly performed by a small but tireless cast.
A truly possessed Jack Wrangler puts together a bomb as opening credits, looking like a ransom note, go by. He glues the bomb into a box and notes that at 6:00 exactly, "I'll give it to you good ... I'll give it to you ... yeah!" He then puts on a color-coordinated scarf and jacket and heads out.
In a room full of leather items, two guys are getting it on. A big-lipped guy with a mustache is being blown by a bearded man. But, the mustache wants ass badly and starts eating it with big desire. This turns into a very convincing 69 of sucking and rimming before mustache shoves a dildo into his partner's ass and attaches it with a chain to his dick. He then ties the man's arms to a pulley, shoves his gargantuan dick in tight jeans and leaves. "Just keep that in you until I get back," he commands as he leaves.
Jack takes his package to an adult bookstore where the counter is filled with a dozen shoeboxes that look just like the one he's holding (but they are filled with dildos). Dastardly Jack makes the switch and heads into the dungeon of the place. He finds the counter boy, a shaved-headed lusty man, standing at crotch level waiting for dick. So, Jack pulls his out and the counter boy sucks it. As this deep-throat continues, mustache ambles into the bookstore. He pays his money and heads to the back as well. A third man, in a sports jacket, joins the dungeon gang. The counter boy locks the door, I suppose sensing there is now an orgy quorum, and we head downstairs.
Mustache sucks sports coat, who is revealed to have a magnificently muscled body and a bit fat cock. Jack continues to get sucked by the counter boy, who knows no bounds as he deep-throats. Jack gets his ass eaten just as eagerly as the other two go into 69 overdrive. Jack sticks his cock through a glory hole connecting the two scenes just as sports coat goes to fuck mustache. The spirited fuck continues only moments before mustache cums and sports coat licks most of it up. Mustache and sports coat each buy a white-box package as Jack, in voiceover, phones in his bomb threat. For the first time, he gives a clue as to what has upset him so much. "Real dick is important ... not phonies!"
Jack then relives the bookstore scene in his head, re-imagining it as if he were more involved. When he sticks his dick through the glory hole, sports coat comes to suck it, with mustache rimming sports coat. Mustache pops his dick into another hole so the counter boy can have something to suck. Jack then blows sports coat and even imagines himself rimming him as well. In his mind, he keeps placing himself into the action of guys he's watched, so the editing will show him replacing mustache or sports coat while they go about their intense exciting action. In this vein, he's able to get a nice fuck from sports coat, though it's really mustache who got it.
Sports coat takes his shoebox home, but ends up following a bearded leather-jacketed hottie. They find a convenient spot for some romantic make-out (the music tells us its romantic). They each do some sucking between the intense kissing and sports coat fucks his trick. It's the longest fuck so far in the story and it's quite good. He leaves his box accidentally, but his trick can't find him when he realizes it. The narration says that Jack has called all the major papers to report his bomb, and it's worth the price of admission to hear the outlandishly overacted dialogue that goes on as the police and such try to figure out what is happening.
Mustache does his own cruising and ends up with a good looking bushy-bearded fellow. They go to bushy's apartment where the groping begins before the door is even locked. Mustache gets a feverish sucking and rimming as he 69s and does the same. They get into some fun positions for it too, but go no further before mustache leaves, making sure to take his shoebox.
Sports coat's trick goes home to his lover, who is jacking off in the tub and reading a book. He's brought the shoebox with him. The lover's handlebar mustache doesn't stop him from giving the one-time trick an exciting blowjob, his head going mighty fast back and forth. The trick then sucks his partner in the tub, gobbling cock quickly. Their trading of blowjobs is intercut with Jack jacking off watching the clock and mustache returning home to his tied-up slave. This time, mustache gets serious and puts on a full leather outfit before fucking the heck out of his slave. The trick fucks his handlebar mustache boyfriend in the bathroom with happy results and the slave gets rammed but good. Mustache reaches for the box and it contains a dildo, so he gets to fuck his slave nastily with the huge thing. Their play, bombless, results in two good cum-shots. Jack shoots right at 6:00 and the bathroom couple does the same, knocking the dildo into the bathtub, where it goes off but is diffused by the water. Jack, having just cum, is burst in on by the police as the story ends.
Thankfully, no one is hurt.
Well, by the bomb that is. Some of these guys might not be able to sit down due to the intense fucks they received, but that's a happy hurt!
DVD features: Chapters; trailers ("Navy Blue," "Killing Me Softly," "Jr. Cadets"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue
