The Monster Bang series, from Raging Stallion Studios, is the brainchild of associate Michael Brandon. It's a tribute to glorifying the great big dick, the pornographic equivalent of a Ziegfeld girlie show or something. Michael Brandon himself, along with Matt Sizemore, have two of the biggest damn cocks that exist in Pornland, and they get show them off big time here. Their bottoms, Dylan Reece, Michael Vista and Sky Donovan, are all welcome to the idea of being gagged and pummeled by these ... well ... these monsters, so the no-frills simple video comes off as just what it intended, almost effortlessly, making the adoration of big cock seem the easiest thing there is to do sexually.
Michael Brandon goes to stay at a resort, and even though he can manage to concentrate on stroking his massive penis, he's a little annoyed by the construction going on next door. It seems to be somewhat rectified when the ever-adorable Dylan Reece, here looking haler and buffer than he did before he left us for a spate, suddenly appears to take a break using Michael's dick. Now, Dylan has proven his mettle with some of the hugest around, so it shouldn't be any surprise that he has absolutely no problem pleasing every bit of Michael's dick. So much so, in fact, that Michael's whole body seems to quiver at times. There is no sign of getting winded, of tears in the eyes from stretching, it all just comes naturally to Dylan. Michael tries thrusting into him, and that doesn't at all stop his smiling momentum. However, the success of this blowjob is not in the depth, but the style and trickery used by Dylan to keep Michael tense and wanting. Michael gets to use his mouth in prepping Dylan's ass with a wonderful rim, splitting the hairless cheeks with his hearty tongue. The camera captures the rim very well, and then Michael starts what will be a hallmark of this video -- a tease-fuck. The head seems to get in there, but really it's not. It makes for great viewing, wondering when insertion will finally happen. The ensuing fuck turns up the energy about ten notches, as Michael has no qualms about fucking this ace bottom within an inch of his life. The fuck is shot on a staircase, and it seems as if Michael's force is going to get them clear to the top of it by the end. However, Dylan is a clever bottom. He lets Michael get comfortable by swaying along with his rhythms, and then suddenly clamps his legs and butt solid so that Michael has to crash into him. This is when things are most effective. The intensity is superb. And, there is a surprise thrown in at the end of the scene when he is found fucking Michael. Because he doesn't have a double-digit Brandon-size dick, he doesn't get the thrust momentum of his predecessor, but it doesn't stop him from giving Michael a very exciting pound. Dylan cums on Michael's chest, and then Michael's pops out a geyser of a shot that will be unequaled in this video.
One thing porn stars always do within 15 feet of a pool is splash each other like children. That's just what Michael Vista, Matt Sizemore and Sky Donovan do until Michael Brandon swims over. There's a little argument because it turns out they are the workers making all the noise, but Michael offers to fuck them all as payback. Naturally, that's an agreed to plan. But, the next scene is just a two-way for Michael Vista and Matt Sizemore. If Matt Sizemore attacks everything in life with as much intensity as he attacks sex, he must be awfully formidable fellow. Handsome as hell, ripped even more so, he just peers out from his grizzled eyes and throws in everything he has. Michael Vista is a grand partner, looking thinner and tighter than usual. After some kissing, the oral action starts with Matt rimming Michael's ass. This is beautifully shot because Michael has one of those deep asses that a camera can catch even with a tongue playing around in it. Matt and his curving dick get in some of that teasing I mentioned earlier while he lets his tongue calm down, but the early part of this scene is all about rimming. Matt's preparing this ass for something big, it seems. Michael takes over for a while, blowing the king-sized cock on Matt all the way to the pubes in a suck so easy it seems as if he could eat a chicken leg without having to chew it. Finally, with Michael on a wall in the pool, Matt goes charging into the amply prepared ass. He starts smooth and gentle, but soon enough he sparks into action, the water rippling with such force that it splashes from the point of contact all the way up Michael's back. Michael takes the dick in his ass even better than he did in his mouth, barely flinching when it goes hammering into him, swooping in a gallon of water at the same time. But, the better part of the fuck is when Michael sits on Matt. His leg muscles working overtime, he slides up and down the whole cock. Not just a few inches of it like we're used to seeing, but stem to stern, the whole thing. The camera comes panning in from the other side of the pool and you can see just how eager Michael is to conquer this cock. Michael cums in the middle of his earnest ride and then Matt sprays white on his chest in return.
As if he hasn't been worked hard enough, the next scene begins with Michael Vista fingering his own ass. We have seen what it can handle, so his own fingers are almost a waste of good ass space. But, soon enough Michael Brandon swings by to take over. He starts off with one finger, but just one finger is an insult to this hole. Two fingers -- now we're getting somewhere. Pre-poking by Brandon, now we're getting even further. Condom on, now we're in full swing. Full hand-less in-and-out jabs start the scene, and then Michael bounds with all he's got after a few seconds. Manic Michael Brandon smacks at Michael Vista hard, roaring in announcement of the energy he's expending. He goes so fast at some points, it's hard to measure the T.P.S. (thrusts per second). His balls make really loud smacks when we see the action from behind, as even more proof that this is an all-out colossal whomp. This scene, shorter than the others and a tad needless since both performers are used elsewhere, spends a little too much time on the doggy-style position, and when Vista is finally rolled onto his back, it's pretty much only so Brandon can churn out yet another magnificent shot all over his partner.
Blond lean Sky Donovan is sucking Matt's glorious piece as the next scene begins. The parade of staggering oralists continues as Sky seems not at all to struggle taking this throat-shaped cock. I think even Matt is impressed with what he's seeing. Sky has a different style than the others, though. He's slow about it. Nearly every trip to the cock is a deep-throat, which he holds at the bottom for a second as proof that it's no fluke. There's a little head-play now and then so Sky can catch his breath, but as stated, this video is all about making big dicks happy, so Sky concentrates on that theme splendidly. He lets Matt suck his dick briefly, but it's only so they can get into position for a 69. The camera stays with Sky during it, since the scene knows where it's proverbial bread is buttered. After Sky spends some more time impressing, Matt puts him in a chair and blows him solo for a tad, tricking him really because instead he dives for the ass. Sky is another bottom who doesn't need much opening up, so the rimming is brief and then the fucking starts with Sky sitting and riding. He's another lofty bouncer, but his anal thinking is in mind with his oral. He gets all the way up to the top of the cock, slides back down it, and then holds it there, so that as much of it as possible is filling his winning ass. Sky gets tossed on his back so Matt can use some of his pent-up energy in fucking him, though the action is strangely muted and more graceful than anything. Then suddenly Michael Brandon shows up and gives Sky his dick to suck. We know Sky likes his cocks big, and he's all over Michael's as Matt continues to provide him his in the ass. The tops then switch positions so Michael can have a crack at it. The camera is intent on capturing all three guys during this sequence, so Michael can't quite rail at this butt with the same amount of energy. However, there does come a moment where he throws his leg up on the table and slides in deeper with some huge body-to-body banging. So hard, actually, that Sky totally can't concentrate on Matt's dick. I guess it would be a shame to waste a great piece of ass and two ready anger-filled tops without letting them have a double-fuck. However, it's awkward from the onset and doesn't last long, instead switching back to each top having another few moments before everyone has their cum-shots.
Before I forget, special note goes to videographer Leif Gobo, who manages to get his camera into a series of stunning positions, all under the swift knowing direction of Chris Ward. Their expertise gives this video an elegant quality to match the ceaseless sex that is the tape's only concern. Michael Brandon and Matt Sizemore are the nominal heroes of this story, but really the bottoms here are the scene-stealers. Anyone can have a big cock, I suppose, but someone who can handle it in the way these guys do seem to have something more special. However, the cast members all work together so well that it all comes off as primo porn. Good luck to Monster Bang, and I'm looking forward to sequels.
A Video Review by Brent Blu
It's easy to see why Michael Brandon was voted performer of the year at the GayVN Awards and at the Grabbys in Chicago. He definitely puts his all into every scene he's in. Granted, part of that all is his more than 10-inch dick, dubbed "the Monster." The Monster Bang series marks Brandon's entry as a video producer (and part owner) for Raging Stallion Studios and promises to be a whole new line that "showcases deep holes and big cocks that fill them."
Filmed at the San Vincente Inn in Hollywood, Brandon's dick plays a large part in this movie, pun intended, as does the cock of Matt Sizemore (a true nine-incher, according to his Web site.) But it's not enough to have a big cock that everyone just stares at and says, "You want me to do what with that?" You see, dear reader, and fans of Michael Brandon already know this, Brandon isn't satisfied just dipping his pole into a wet hole. He's more known for grabbing a man by the jock strap and riding him like a bronc at the rodeo, jackhammering his hole with a sort of possessed rhythm.
So in a way, this movie is a tribute to the skills of bottom boys like Dylan Reece, making his last porn appearance here as a horny construction worker lured over from the building site next door by Brandon's blatant cock-waving. Reece is more than able to take Brandon's sausage down his throat and up his tight ass. Brandon and Reece are both lean, tight and energetic as Reece clenches on to Brandon's cock while he's being fucked on the stairs. Reece gets a turn to plow Brandon's hole as well, and it's a nice change of pace. Reece may not have Brandon's enormous meat, but he definitely has a sufficient cock, thick, with a nice curve and bouncing low-hangers. The camera gets some great shots, and the scene ends as Reece pulls out of Brandon's booty and jacks a creamy wad all over Brandon's chest. Brandon eats Reece's ass and pulls monster into a eye-popping geyser.
Later, at the San Vincente Inn pool, Brandon meets the other construction workers, Michael Vista, Matt Sizemore and Sky Donovan. It seems their erection next door has been disturbing Brandon's vacation, and Brandon makes them promise to be pounded in equal measure for all the banging and pounding they are doing.
That said, we cut to the other horse-hung top in this movie, Matt Sizemore, who is getting his cock sucked by Vista. Like Reece, Vista is not satisfied until Sizemore's slightly curved rod is at the back of his throat and Sizemore's balls are bouncing off his chin. Sizemore has no problem fingering Vista's hole as he bends him over inside the pool. (Wait, I swam in that pool!) There are some great tease sequences here and later on, where bare cocks slip inside ass cheeks and then clever editing has condom-clad dicks reaming at full throttle. Anyone who has ever tried to fuck in a pool will appreciate Sizemore's continued erection as he inserts and reinserts his rock-hard cock several times. It's obvious from the angles that cameraman Leif Gobo is in the pool as well. Sizemore is sexy and lean, but covered in a pelt of manly fur that contrasts against Vista's brilliant white ass. Sizemore lays down and Vista assumes the "crab position" bent over backwards, balancing his own weight and bouncing up and down on Sizemore's bone. He turns around to face Sizemore and with a cock still wedged deep in his butt deposits his jizz onto Sizemore's flat belly. Sizemore power-pumps his rod and makes a nice splash on Vista's perky nipples.
I'm hoping he got a break or at least dinner between scenes, but the next scene starts with Vista in a jock fingering his hole. (Maybe applying a soothing salve?) Whatever the case, Vista is not alone long, and he's the recipient of what I like to refer to as Michael Brandon's "Man on a Mission Fuck." Monster pokes and prods at Vista's hole, and the tease here is played to the hilt. Brandon couldn't be any harder, and his body is in peak performance mode. You can almost feel Vista's butthole contract as Monster pokes at it playfully at first until Brandon goes into full-throttle mode, grabbing the back of Vista's jock and not just plowing him but pulling the full length of his cock out and back in at a rapid-fire pace so hard you can hear Brandon's balls slapping Vista's ass. Wow! Vista doesn't have much cum left for his money shot, but Brandon blows another load as he tea-bags (ask your momma) Vista.
Buzzed blondie Donovan is smoking Sizemore's pole, the camera from beneath highlighting Sizmore's furry inner thighs and Donovan's angular features and taught jaw. With his own balls twisted in his hand, Sizemore offers his marble sack to Donovan, who greedily slurps them down to the base. Sizemore sucks on Donovan for a bit, but it's Donovan's sweet pucker that is his strong point. Donovan's straddle-fuck of Sizemore nowhere matches the intensity of Vista, but what Donovan does have to contend with is the appearance of Brandon for a three-way that includes a butt-numbing double-fuck of Donovan by Brandon and Sizemore. But before you can say, "Pass me the witch hazel," the logistics of that scene prove to be dauntingly hard to videotape, so the tops take turns pounding Donovan, ending with a jack-and-squirt all over Dononvan's cock and balls, Sizemore first, then Donovan and finally Brandon, who leapfrogs his load over Donovan's arm and onto the lad's smooth white tummy.
- Harry Bayer