Oh, you can go home again. You can go home and revisit your alma mater, in the case of director Chip Daniels and a few of his boys, and repeat success. With the sequel to the highly engaging "Man Academy: Where Boys Grow Up!," director Daniels outdoes himself in presenting a balls-to-the-wall festival of sex. There is a penchant for really big dicks in this video, but more exciting is the ability of the guys around them to handle them so well.
Kirk Kelley, boyish with clothes on but a tiger without, is scared of going to Man Academy. His father tells him, "all you have to do is everything they ask ... just stick it out." Truer words were never spoken, pops. Once Kirk sees the foreboding prison-like building, he gets more nervous, so he calls his brother, graduate Sean Storm (he was the central character in "Man Academy: Where Boys Grow Up!"), here given a wonderful makeover with a goatee and a harder edge. Sean is in the middle of getting fucked when Kirk calls, but he has enough stamina to handle both the call and the sheer lusty bouncing he's doing with his friction-less fuck. "You can expect lots of hard draining work, but you've got to take it all like a man," Sean tells him and the apt theme song kicks in.
In the first scene, we are in French class, where instructor Ryan Michaels is teaching, despite a rather gaudy accent. The boys aren't nice to Kirk, and when they get him in trouble, he's disciplined by the president himself, Chad Johnson. He doesn't mess around, demanding Kirk's little butt immediately. Chad forces him to suck his dick, which would take a mouth ten times the size of Kirk's to master, but boy does Kirk do an exceedingly good job. Ryan joins the pair, and he also has a fat dick Kirk tames equally well. Throughout the video, Daniels' videography will come very close to the action, bringing the raw immediacy of it to the viewer, starting here. Chad and Ryan aren't statues, participating eagerly in this little trio, with Chad particularly on fire. Check out the moment where Chad sticks half of Ryan's cock in his own foreskin as Kirk watches amazed from behind. Kirk rims Ryan as Chad blows him, which makes Ryan extremely lucky, and then Kirk blows the big boys together. After Ryan and Chad have completed a brief 69, they stand over Kirk to cum. However, the gang is far from done. Ryan fucks Kirk smoothly and urgently, but greedy Chad wants his turn after only seconds. Skewering the poor kid with all his might, Chad fucks him with typical mastery. Ouch is the word for his fuck before Ryan goes back in. The tops alternate, giving Kirk a superb workout and then all three cum again.
Court Logan, with his sexy eyes and his head almost shaved here, has the luck of spending an entire evening in the woods training with instructor Brock Masters, a gigantic man with a perfect body and a dick as thick as it is long. After the grueling night, Court wakes up horny. He touches himself to hardness, and then grabs Brock's cock to rouse him. In deliciously teasing editing, Brock reveals his awesome dick and tells Court to "wake me up just right." Grunting and masculine, Brock loves the suck that the very able Court gives him. Court uses a lot of hand, and a whole lot of praying no doubt, doing even better when Brock stands over him to face-fuck him. Brock then gives Court opportunity to eat from his flawless muscular ass, so Court slides his tongue around the whole large thing, getting it juicy and wet for the camera. Court lubes up the hulking Brock and parks his ass down on the cock, able to get it all in his butt on the first try. Court rides awfully quickly for something that must be wrenching him apart. Brock finally gets his active moment when he fucks Court missionary, sliding into the kid as smooth as glass. Where does it all go? How is it all in there? Doggy proves to be the easiest yet before Brock positions his body over Court's face to shoot right there. However, his cum-shot is so strong, it clears Court's face!
Due to more pranks aimed at the frosh, bald very intense looking Tony Steele is the only student in Matt Sizemore's self-defense class. Probably just to sneak a look at his ass, ever-handsome Matt has him put on a wrestling singlet. It gets Matt hard and the way the camera pans on Tony's ass, I bet a few others, too. Matt tells Tony to surprise attack him, and the naïve Tony instead plants a blowjob on him. It works for Matt. When Matt's ridiculously large penis comes springing out of his jock, he chirps, "how's that for a surprise, cadet?" Scary, but gorgeous! Tony then launches into the video's best blowjob, deep-throating every single inch of Matt and half of his pubic hair as well. Gagging, spitting, full of luscious drool, Tony is a man possessed. They enter into a 69 that finds Matt orally preparing Tony's squirming asshole. First, Matt uses a long standard dildo, and Tony takes it just fine. Then, he finds a long butt-pluggish thing and that REALLY opens Tony up wide. Matt next sprawls on the weight bench and has Tony plunk right down on his cock, slithering around with a fantastically unique motion that has Matt in a state of incredulous lust the whole time. Matt fucks him missionary and doggy, throwing one of his biggest best fucks into the insatiable kid, picking up the speed faster than it should logically go. Matt cums and then Tony has the bigger spray.
Brock is back, training cadets on an obstacle course outside, but blond pumped Jay Ross isn't taking to it too well. So, Brock dismisses the other cadet and tells Jay to strip, that they will do the course "his way." Now, once Jay shirks his vestments, Brock rips off his shirt, which is such an awesome sight it should make anyone want to do anything for him. Jay is sent through the course naked, and then basically faints into Brock's arms on the parallel bars. What a perfect position to start blowing Brock! In fact, this scene is the tape's most ingenious, with the direction in a state of full-throttle creativity. Jay hangs upside-down on the bars and blows Brock. With a deep-throat no less! How does he get all of that thickness down his throat, and in that position yet? Brock then sits on the bars and lets Jay blow him, with no blood rushing to his head to get in the way, and Jay does even better. Jay then rims Brock, with his sprightly tongue poking around with the same zest it did when he blew. Brock has him do push-ups to suck his dick again, and suddenly Jay is a whiz at them. Brock starts off the fuck by standing Jay up and taking him with his already-established strong focus. Notice that the fuck is all about a glorious top having fun, rather than a little bottom being stretched beyond capacity. Jay then climbs up on the bars and Brock fucks him there. Now that's smashingly inventive, shows off Brock's body to full advantage, and retains the excellence of the pairing. Brock has another good shot to end the phenomenal scene.
It's time to initiate the successful cadets. Kirk and tall handsome Clint Fox (who apparently failed his first attempt as he was in the first video as well) are blindfolded and kidnapped in the middle of the night by Ryan and Cade Devlin, a gorgeous blond with a smooth body of pure muscle. Ryan makes a few rather cacophonous speeches, but Cade is much clearer when he snarls at them that "as of tonight, you will be expected to be expert cocksucking, ass-licking, pit-licking, butt-fucking little pigs. Now ask yourselves, are you willing to undertake the rites of passage into manhood?" Duh. "Very good, and now open your mouths and receive the first grade," Ryan says in his best imitation of a B-movie villain. Clint blows Cade, who has yet another opulently thick cock, and Kirk plays with Ryan again, both boys still blindfolded. There is an initial very teasing suck through the pants, and then a longer section of both guys mastering their given cocks, Clint taking all of Cade by opening very wide. Cade, tanned to perfection, rims Clint very lovingly, sticking out his own butt happily for the camera and lapping up ass inches greedily. He sensually fingers the same butt, proving that there isn't anything this guy can't do sexily. Ryan then joins Cade in fingering his charge. Cade has more fun rimming, but apparently Ryan isn't going there. There's a fantastic chain of Clint blowing Cade, rimming Kirk, blowing Ryan. Cade is the first to fuck, shoving at his bottom with a grand exciting élan, his whole body sprinting into action to make it work. Ryan has already had Kirk, but he fucks him again, just as knowingly. In yet another moment of pure "wow," Kirk sits down on Ryan's dick, and Cade comes up behind him, shoving his in as well. Pow, double-penetration, and Kirk takes it like it's only one. Both of the tops motion into him, and Kirk not only handles them like a pro, but he's able to blow Clint at the same time. Cade then rides Kirk solo for a little and then a final surprise ensues: Clint fucking Cade, and doing so with the perkiest speed yet in the scene. Cade is rock-hard and loving it. Kirk has the best shot of the four, hitting himself dead on the chin and then it's "welcome to the Academy" for the successful grads.
As if we haven't been tickled enough, there is a bonus scene tacked onto the plot here. Sean, wearing a leather harness and sexy tight jeans, is in an alley with a mystery man wearing a leather mask and showing off enough muscle for two full people. Sean flirts that he's "never been fucked in an alley before" and his partner slams down his beer saying "let's do it." So, they start making out and it's seconds before Sean is torn out of his pants, thrown on the front of the car and rimmed very intently. Fingers jab, a tongue pokes, this is some damn fine reconnaissance work. Sean, noted for his abilities to take unbelievable sized dicks and such up his butt, takes the beer bottle! And with the ease of a soft friendly dildo no less. His partner jams the bottle all the way up to the bottom of the neck, and then tears it out, making a very cute suction noise. The man is so intent on fucking Sean that he begins, full of lust, without thinking. A few mere moments of that snap Sean into responsibility and he reaches for a condom. Now that that is all settled, the mystery man can impale Sean with a strong forceful fuck. Then, with his dick as solid as can be as he's sitting and riding his partner, Kirk calls again. Not like Sean has to keep taking the phone calls, but proving he can multitask is very impressive. "Did you pass your orals? How 'bout those anals?" Sean asks him. Oh, proving that talent like Sean's runs in the family, Kirk answers while getting his ass whacked to perfect redness by Chad. Sean cums, followed by his top and then the video ends with Kirk's crimson ass and the sound of trumpets.
"Man Academy 2: Rites of Passage" makes porn look easy. Effortless, in fact. How else can you describe a video where every single performer looks to be having the time of his life? A smart not overly long script by Sean Storm and Jim Gary kicks the plot into gear, but it's the very special performances director Chip Daniels coaxes out of his gang (and the superb editing he does in molding them) that keep this video on full sizzle from beginning to end. Keith David's music, particularly the moving opening and the necessary theme song, helps a great deal, too. In fact, all of the requisite elements are firmly in place. Kirk Kelley gives a performance that lives up to the promises set by confirmed star Sean Storm in the first video, and we can only hope there are other brothers in this family to carry on the tradition. So often in porn, vets are stuffed into a video to give it assurance of some quality moments, but here the vets are on equal playing ground with the newbies. Everyone deserves individual kudos, because everyone earns them.
A Video Review by Brent Blu
At the risk of sounding like my grandmother, "Oh, how quickly they grow up." Can it really be two years ago that Chip Daniels brought us Man Academy: Where Boys Grow Up? (Issue #51 - December 21, 2000), introducing audiences to twink sensation Sean Storm. Chip Daniels' eye for "youth in motion" continues in this, his 25th video feature. For this silver anniversary outing, Daniels brings together a cast of nubile young bucks and seasoned professionals to carry on the story of a place in higher education where boys become men.
Even the Colonel would be lickin' his fingers after encountering young chickie boy Kirk Kelley, who appropriately plays a character that is the younger brother of Sean Storm's character from the original. Even before the credits roll, Kelley calls big brother Storm for some moral support, catching Storm mid-fuck with a mysterious hottie. Storm has a hint of goatee and thick patch of fur on his hole and exudes an older brother sort of confidence to Kelley as he remembers the five loads he shot and the powerhouse fuck he received in Man Academy from Tuck Johnson. Kelley takes Storm's advice, and the credits roll.
It's hell week at Man Academy, and cadet Kelley gets an early taste of discipline when teacher Ryan Michaels calls in "President Reiger." Chad Johnson reprises his role as the tough-talking leader from the original. After Johnson turns his pale, jock-strapped ass cherry red with the board of education, Kelley proves more than able to take on Johnson's 11x7-inch love stick. Next Johnson commands Kelley to slurp Michaels' 10x6-inch kidney prodder, and soon they're all taking turns in a hot set-up that features three generations of porn stars feeding on each other, including a foreskin dock between Johnson and Eurostud Michaels. Michaels and Johnson blow onto Kelley, whose own load is barely discernable from his pale, milky belly flesh. Michaels and Johnson tag-team Kelley's butt, and the scene ends with milk on everyone's cookies.
Top stud Brock Masters earns his spot on the cover for two amazing outdoor sex scenes, the first one here with Court Logan who eyes Instructor Masters's 10-incher after a night of wilderness training. Logan smokes Masters' tube steak for breakfast, chews on Masters' smoothly shaved balls and tongues his tight hole. (Way better than those bugs they eat on those TV survival shows.) Logan is youthful, with a pale armor of tightly packed muscles as he bounces his jocked ass on Masters' full-blown Stallone - a legs-to-ears missionary position and then a doggie-style bang. Masters blows on Logan's tightly clenched face, and Logan pops on his own belly.
Director Daniels does an excellent job mixing youth with experience, and the screen crackles with the pairing of furry daddy-type Matt Sizemore and muffin Tony Steele. Steele proves he's more pig than chicken as he porks hungrily on Sizemore's 10-incher, drooling and gagging on it as he practically presses his nose into Sizemore's bellybutton to get every centimeter. Sizemore grinds Steele's perky butthole into hamburger as he plugs it with varying sizes of latex toys and then his own horsecock, pulling Steele's puffy hole inside-out with each reinsertion. Sizemore blasts on Steele's back, and Steele pops enthusiastically as Sizemore holds him from behind.
Instructor Masters might be testing cadet Jay Ross' endurance on the outdoor course, but both are dripping with sweat by the end of Masters' second outdoor fuck sequence. Masters is at his physical pinnacle. He's paired with Ross, who sports short blond hair and perfectly toned body with washboard abs and bubble butt. A pair of parallel bars provides the support needed for some unique if not physically challenging set-ups. Ross treats Masters to a slow-mo suck job as Masters' balls jiggle like a silk bag full of marbles. The hot sun has both guys dripping with sweat. Masters pokes Ross before jacking himself to completion.
As Hell Week ends, cadets Kelley and Clint Fox are taken to the basement of the Academy to be initiated into manhood. Fox was in the first video He returns, apparently to get a better grade. Officer Ryan and junior instructor Cade Devlin administer final oral and anal exams to the blindfolded boys. It's an all-out orgy, including one particular moment when Devlin and Ryan both have their fleshy poles in Kelley's tight hole, and he's still able to suck Fox. Fox tests Devlin's versatility in a little flip-flop action before all pop their jizz rockets. Kelley is so worked up his load flies up to his own face, a skill that assures him a hearty "welcome to the academy."
The final scene features Storm again, this time with someone only know as "Masked Mystery Man." Kelley again calls Storm midfuck to report his success, and while Storm continues to bounce happily on MMM's bone, we see that Kelley is getting his butt paddled by Johnson. When M3 tells Storm what a great fuck he is, Storm smiles and says, "That's thanks to the Man Academy."
A DVD is also available, featuring three hours of video, including a dance mix of the video's original theme, Hard Lessons, a 35 load extended cumshot reel, a chapter menu, photo gallery and four trailers of other Centaur Films titles.
- Harry Bayer