Try Me On ... For Size" is a teasing pun of a title -- it refers to the obsession the guys have with tight T-shirts (and even tighter briefs).
In the first scene, Joe Foster is a photographer preparing to photograph Jason Hawke. Jason walks in, trading his shirt for a bright blue Jocks T-shirt, and looks as luscious as ever, with short hair, a flawless body and a neat tan. Joe is every bit as hunky, with his tiny bit of facial hair, gorgeous ample tattoos and body as chiseled as Jason's. Eventually, they end up switching underwear. This keeps them hard as hell. Joe's boner is throbbing, so eventually Jason comes over to suck it. Full of passion, he gulps down Joe's dick with his pierced tongue. There is a lot of eye contact, very sensual and sultry. Throwing in more underwear play, Joe gets active by licking Jason's ass, getting in deeply between the muscular cheeks. After Jason sucks again, Joe finally takes some sucking time on Jason's long uncut cock, but he's more eager for some grinding. So, he teases a little and then finally fucks Jason with a smooth slow fuck. Jason lets in the entire dick and the two build a lot more (if that's possible) heat from this impassioned fuck. However, Jason has had enough of the slow burn so when he goes to fuck Joe, it's an all-out take-no-prisoners of fuck. He slices with some expertly deep pounding. Perhaps the sexiest part of the scene comes just at the end, when they jack each other off to a side-by-side conclusion.
Very handsome caramel-colored Brendan Falke is milling around the Jocks stock room and comes upon the fabled blue T-shirt. His slim and exceedingly muscular body is gorgeous. Jacob Hall, watching from another aisle, sure thinks so. The shirt gets Brendan very excited, and he strips down to his underwear to get hard, which turns out to be a very thick protrusion. The shirt becomes a full-out jack-off tool and when Brendan suddenly leaves, Jason seizes the shirt and briefs to get himself magnificently hard. Brendan returns, still very erect, putting his underwear back on so they can connect cocks through the cotton. Brendan hits the ground and sucks Jacob, amazingly able to make it almost all the way down, which is no easy task. He is all for the slow meaningful blowjob with added good work on the balls. Jacob blows Brendan's thickness next, doing as well as he can. A 69 between these two brunet hunks is a must, and it's absolutely delicious. Jacob does so well on Brendan that the latter has to stop sucking often to concentrate on the pleasure. Jacob works his way down a few inches to wet Brendan's butt, licking and fingering his lucky buddy. Jacob enters into Brendan with his dick sideways, fitting himself in totally as Brendan moans in compliance. These two attain full energy when Brendan goes to ride on Jacob, who thrusts upward with a newfound manic intensity. Brendan does his share of riding, his smooth ass still swallowing all available cock, and then Brendan turns on Jacob so the latter has to do the riding. Brendan turns out to be as spicy a top as Jacob was, with the hip-thrusting from below looking just as good. Brendan jacks off Jacob while fucking him and then Jacob's hand finishes Brendan in a big way.
Casey Williams, looking his absolute best, with his perfect body showing even through clothing, brings a jockstrap into a room where Trent Atkins, Jason Sizemore and Andrew Phillips are chatting. He wants to find out whose it is, and makes each try it on. Ever the tease, after Casey has them all naked, he admits it was his! Well, since they are all naked, blond cherub Trent takes advantage of the moment to suck Jason's humongous cock. His small face wraps itself around Jason's full hardness and he works damn hard. Andrew works on Casey's upward-curving cock, his pretty handsome face looking even better against Casey's killer abs. Sucking superstar gets to blow Andrew, too, his eyes locked on his prey as he deep-throats him. Jason sits comfortably on the counter as Trent, Casey and Andrew take their turns pleasing him, standing in line to do so. Casey settles himself on Jason's dick after all have had their turns, with Trent sucking Casey and Andrew flat on the floor to take on Trent. The chain is positively divine. With Trent's face buried in Andrew's ass, Jason fucks him. What an ass Trent has to take all of that dick! If you need proof of how hard Jason is fucking Trent (as if you can't see it from the close-ups), look how crushed Trent's face is into Andrew's butt! After Jason briefly rims Trent, the latter settles himself down on Jason's dick for a big ride. Where he gets the energy to bob himself up and down so furiously, I have no idea. He steals the scene the way it should be done -- with talent! Andrew then fucks Casey, whose ass is every bit as ripe and gorgeous. On the other side of Casey, Jason is busy sucking him, and Trent having his ass eaten out by this much pleasured porn star. Casey is just all man, being fucked, sucked and rimming! All four have magnificent cum-shots, but none tops Jason's, which flies clear across the room.
When the next scene starts, Sean Storm, looking so trim and muscular, is busy mauling Joe Foster to get inside his pants. Joe can't get them off fast enough for him. Once the big hunk has them off, Sean goes cock mad. Talk about dangerous play -- Sean has to be careful not to snap his neck as he sucks so furiously. Joe gets to blow Sean, too, not starting with quite as much energy, but soon enough so caught up in the moment that he is a mass of mouth and hand on Sean's dick. The carnal energy is at the very top with these two when suddenly they have to stop because striking bald Maxx Diesel comes into the locker room. Fierce imposing Maxx strips down and goes into the shower where he does a drool-worthy solo routine. As he does, Sean and Joe grapple for his underwear and T-shirt. This really turns them on, particularly Sean who uses the tee in his blowjob of Joe. Maxx catches them, announcing that they are now his towels, to lick his body dry. Sean of course doesn't wait for the end of the sentence before starting and Joe soon enough joins. The adoration is super sexy. Sean makes it to the cock first, with Joe joining him for both alternating and together blowjobs. Sean and Joe go back to full energy, so eager to please their new co-star. If you thought Sean and Joe couldn't get enough cock, wait until you see what they do with all available asses. The rimming here is off the charts, with Joe and Sean taking on each other and Maxx. Those are three absolutely beautiful asses. Sean, fully hard, sits on Maxx and gets himself fucked but good. He bounces as eagerly as Trent in the previous scene, even blowing Joe a bit while he skewers himself. Joe then fucks Sean standing up as Sean licks at Maxx's shaved pits. Joe is just as sexy fucking here as he was in his other scene, going for a deep probing fuck, and having an ace bottom at his disposal. Sean tries to get a facial from Maxx, but Joe is fucking him so hard in back that he misses some it! No worries, since Joe drops a bountiful load on Sean's neck and chest before Sean finishes last.
The men of "Try Me On ... For Size" are all game and the sex works wonderfully in every moment. And logo T-shirts have never been used to better advantage!
DVD features: Dolby sound; the full-length feature; easy-to-use menu with chapter selections; cast gallery (with models stats and Falcon Family videographies); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A VHS + DVD Review by Brent Blue
There are two things you can count on when director Chi Chi LaRue is at the video helm: Exceptionally hot men and exceptionally hot men who like having exceptionally hot sex. This holds true with the latest thinly plotted but sexually potent release from Jocks Studio. Try Me On For Size boasts several beautiful men and a generous share of intensely sexual moments sprinkled throughout its 84 minutes.
It seems that all the employees of the video company onscreen, conveniently named Jocks Studio, share an erotic fixation on trying on each other's clothing. Hmmm.
First we find staff photographer Joe Foster preparing Jason Hawke for a solo shoot. Hawke's sweet smile and smooth, solid frame overwhelm our shutterbug, and Foster calls for a break. The sexual tension is palpable as the two lock eyes and exchange tongues and tighty whities. Foster's compact physique and intense focus nicely complements Hawke's boyish appeal, and their attraction seems mutual. Both men display their sexual versatility from armchair to floor and back. This satisfying opening scene concludes with a nice session of mutual masturbation between Hawke and Foster. Picture-perfect!
Jocks exclusive Brendan Falke opens the next segment with a backroom search for a company shirt. Jacob Hall sneakily watches his dark-skinned colleague jerk himself before Falke slips out a side door. Lanky Hall emerges from his hiding place and tries on his coworker's discarded underwear. He struggles to shape the tight briefs around the considerable length of his dick. Falke returns and, unfazed by his friend's boldness, steps into Hall's discarded Calvin Kleins. One of the hottest moments of the video occurs here when the two pups stand admiring their respective endowments. Hall slowly lifts his head to meet Falke's liquid brown eyes as their tentative play transforms into a deeply passionate kiss. The two seem unusually intent on pleasing each other, and they suck, lick, rim, fuck and jerk each other to an equally satisfying release. They may be young, but Hall and Falke certainly know a thing or two about hot, passionate sex!
Next we find ourselves in the break room, where Trent Atkins, Matt Sizemore and Anthony Phillips are taking a breather. Supervisor Casey Williams strolls in, wondering who left a jockstrap in the employee restroom. He orders each of the three boys to try it on to confirm the culprit. The process, of course, leads to the hard-bodied Williams pairing off with Phillips while puckish Atkins gets it on with the enormously endowed Sizemore. The four switch partners, and genuine sparks seem to fly between Atkins and Phillips as they close their brief coupling with a heartfelt kiss. Sizemore becomes the center of attention since his pals are hungry to wrap their lips around his towering dick. Atkins, Phillips and Williams each attempt to swallow the thing, but I was most taken with Phillips as he stepped up to bat. Sizemore also appears particularly aroused by this clean-cut cover boy as well. The two share an especially hot moment when Phillips drops a large amount of spit on Sizemore's cock and uses both hands to spread it down the shaft. Rewind, please!
The final segment finds Foster and Sean Storm sharing bathroom stall blow jobs in the company locker room. They peek through the stall door to see Maxx Diesel hitting the shower. The chiseled muscleman leaves his locker open, and our two horny lovebirds can't resist the temptation. Diesel's briefs soon transform into a sexual catalyst as Storm and Foster sniff their way into a fetishistic frenzy. Diesel returns and orders both sniffers to lick every bead of water from his imposing frame. Storm can overdo the sexual theatrics now and again, but both he and Foster seem sincerely aroused by their envious task.
The first fantastic moment of this scene occurs when our trio forms an ass-eating daisy chain, with Diesel the most vocally appreciative. The sight of the strapping Diesel on all fours groaning deeply while parting his cheeks is a sight to behold. Diesel is also at the center of the second superb moment as he invites Storm to sit on his stiff cock. As Storm sits in his lap, Diesel can't tear his eyes away from Foster's sausage waving right above his shaved head. He finally reaches out and wraps his fist around Foster's meat and starts to yank with unfeigned satisfaction.
Try Me On For Size succeeds on LaRue's talent for finding sexually voracious models and capturing their often combustible exploits onscreen. The highlights mentioned above are some of the hottest I've encountered as a novice reviewer. Minor sound problems paired with a couple of goofy segment setups keep this from a higher ranking, but you will not be disappointed with the sexual heat displayed throughout the video. Try it on, indeed!
- Matthew Cronin