Oh boy! A sequel! Just like in Hollywood! The original, "Hot Wired: Viewers' Choice," had as its premise a collection of unrelated vignettes that were supposedly concocted from Falcon viewers' most popular requests. "Hot Wired 2: Turned On" is, we suppose, Josh Weston's most popular requests, since he introduces each segment. We were somewhat shocked to see that he had let someone talk him into bleaching his hair almost platinum, and poofing it up in a bit of a pompadour, somewhat reminiscent of Lana Turner. Those guys from Bravo's "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" need to help out their brothers first ... However, this flick is really intended to showcase something old and something new. The something old is the re-appearance of the stupendous Aiden Shaw, and the something new is the over-endowed Brad Patton.

Scene one features seemingly innocent-looking Trent Atkins doing his best bottom-boy routine for Brad Patton. Smooth twinky-boy Trent has been popping up all over the place lately, but this is our first viewing of Brad. Goodness! His chiseled body and jaw line contrast nicely with his cute, boyish face. He looks like a frat boy athlete. But then, there's the matter of his gargantuan cock. It's the heir apparent to Mike Branson's stiff, fat missile. Thick as a beer can and hard as a rock, it seems almost out of place on the sweet-looking Brad. But Trent surely enjoys it, sucking it lovingly, and then rubbing his asshole on Brad's face before Brad pokes him. Trent's an insatiable bottom, begging to be fucked harder, even when Brad is pulling his monster completely out and then completely in again. "Come on you dirty pig, fuck me!" Trent yells. Now, is that any way to talk to a sweet boy like Brad? Brad fucks him doggy on a couch, then sideways on the floor so you get a good view of his giant baton as it slides in and out. Trent cums via a four-finger-fuck, and Brad then shoots on Trent's tummy.

Josh's monotone intro to the next scene has not convinced us that he's really as horny as he says, even though he now has his pants off and we can see his hardon through his undies. But it segues to the big, buff, Italian-looking Filippo Romano in a hotel room with masculine, built Steve Hogan (who for some reason looks like a plumber to us -- he has that blue-collar appeal). Why they're initially just standing silently across from each other in a luxury hotel room rubbing their crotches we'll never know. But Steve is soon lured from the window to nuzzle Filippo's crotch, moving on to sucking. After some nice smooching, Filippo flips Steve over and devours his perfectly round, white, muscular ass. He really digs in, too, just like he's starving. His piggy ass-eating moves on to enthusiastic, skillful cocksucking, interspersed with more smooching. Steve gets a good taste of Filippo's muscle ass before straddling him cowboy for a good fucking. Filippo is the kind of top we'd like to see more of -- far from being trade-y, he really likes the men he's with, and is dedicated to their pleasure as well as his own. His frequent sensuous, affectionate kissing is also welcome. He ends up sweating profusely by the time he shoots his load over Steve's face and eats it off.

Okay, now Josh has his undies off and is whacking his meat. Maybe one reason he seems sort of bland in his intros is because the room he's in is entirely beige. But not so the next scene, where Trent is back as some kind of apprentice artist. And surprise! He's apprenticed to none other than Aiden Shaw. Aiden is aging nicely; he's now a hot, big-dicked daddy with salt-and-pepper hair, and Trent really seems into him. Aiden interrupts Trent's painting in order to have sex (he'll never make journeyman THAT way!), and Trent happily trades his paintbrush for Aiden's massive cock. He lovingly sucks it, and then Aiden sucks Trent's stiff, average-sized wiener, and then gives him a relatively gentle fucking after a long rimjob. Maybe Trent was still sore from Brad, so Aiden took it easy; Trent definitely seems to be having more trouble taking Aiden's dick doggy. Trent then plays with Aiden's pre-cum as he prepares for missionary position. He cums with Aiden all the way up his ass, and Aiden shoots a spectacular load that splatters Trent from crotch to hair.

Next, Josh reveals that the next scene is the one he would most want to be in. Well, why didn't you arrange it, Josh? Instead, Brad is back, this time with equally big-dicked Daniel Montes and cute young blond Tommy Brandt. Daniel seems really into Brad's curving, beer-can cock, and early on Brad fingers Daniel's ass. Could it be that topman Daniel hasn't given it up before now because he couldn't find a dick big enough to suit him? No, it's soon evident that Tommy is going to provide the holes to stick it in, as Brad forces his three-inch wide cock into Tom's tight hole while Daniel looks on and occasionally participates. He fingers Brad's ass -- oh, is big-dicked Brad going to give it up? Nope, it's just a tease. Brad fucks Tommy doggy and reverse-cowboy (to Tommy's chorus of whimpers and moans) until Tommy abruptly cums, followed by Daniel and Brad (who shoots while Tommy licks his balls). (Somehow, we get the impression Brad's hole is no stranger to cock, but it remains to be seen if he'll give it up on screen.)

Josh claims that the final scene is the hottest he ever did, and simultaneously states that he normally doesn't like watching himself perform. (Who wrote this stuff for him?) Fortunately, his hair is a normal color in this scene, which features sweet, domestic sex with Josh and Antonio Majors waking up together and having sex on the bed in front of the muted light of a big window. There's a lot of smooching and cocksucking before tall, lean brunet Tony (with long sideburns) begins his assault on Josh's ass. Josh looks like he has about .000001% body fat here -- what's he been doing? Tony fucks Josh cowboy with his big, brown cock, and Josh changes direction without losing penetration, moving around so we can see his fully hard dick as Tony pounds his tight hole. Josh seems lost in ecstasy as Tony piston-fucks him, and he eventually shoots a big load all over his tight, six-pack abs while Tony pounds away. Josh finishes Tony off with his hand, and they smooch themselves back to sleep.

Well, "turned on" is right! The Emperor defies you to make it through this one without getting horny. That's five scenes, three gargantuan cocks, and tons of muscle. None of the scenes is really weak, although we were partial to the ones with Brad. We'll look forward to many more appearances from him. (And to a nice, sensible hair style for cute Josh Weston.)

A Video Review by The Porn Emperor