Raunchy. Sweaty. Heavenly. (Heavenly? Yeah, heavenly.)
Director Chris Ward combines all of the above and more in "Downright Dangerous." With a cast of amazing men, macho as all get-out, seething with sexual hunger, it's an astonishing effort, especially Parker Williams' bravura performance. The prologue: Parker Williams, a gorgeous creature with blond hair, and Rick Hammersmith, a blond bodybuilder of epic proportions, are outside a sex club somewhere between heaven and hell, time unknown. They kiss and grope in the alley, and then Parker writes dirty phrases all over Rick's big muscles in black marker: "BTM BOY," on his ass; "FUCK HERE," with an arrow pointing toward his ass; "CUM RAG," on his chest, etc. Rick's thank-you for the body poetry comes in the form of a manic suck of Parker's pretty pecker.
At the door, the poet leaves his sex slave to his own devices, and in the blink of an eye, he's sucking another cock. Not just any cock, but the long one attached to he-man Matt Sizemore. Rick sucks, gulps and swallows whole the curvy dick with steadfast determination. Matt then dives into Rick's buttcrack with his tongue, licking and poking the creamy center as he chews away with abandon. Both are covered with sweat. Matt puts his money where his mouth was and fucks Rick doggy, crashing into the muscular ass harshly. They segue into a sit-fuck, Rick with his back to Matt, and he bounces up and down as Matt jabs upward. Rick cums with Matt's cock still inside him, and then Matt squirts out what appears to be at least a pint of cum, gobs of it dripping to the floor.
Parker, now in the sex club, immediately begins to doggy-fuck Nick Piston. Nick's a lanky fellow with dark hair and a fat dick. It's huge. He also has a big ass, lily-white, but not pure as the driven snow, I would chance to guess. Parker begins his bend-over-and-take-it-motherfucker pummeling with lots of verbal encouragement from Nick. Nick's ass jiggles as Parker jackhammers from behind. Putting the fucking on pause, Parker rims and fingers the glistening pink hole, sucks the fat dick, and then goes back to fucking, this time missionary. Nick cums with Parker still inside him, and then they kiss farewell. Still on the hunt, Parker bumps into Marco Montana. Ah, Marco, a strapping Portuguese daddy with dick, attitude and testosterone to spare. He has jet-black hair, a scruffy beard, and an uncut dick that, I'm sure, has made many a mouth water. It's his mouth that's watering, however, as he's crouched down in front of a chaps-clad Parker. Marco's a ravenous cocksucker, bobbing his head up and down furiously as Parker forces his head down for good measure. Parker then rims and thumb-fucks Marco before doing the same with his dick, doggy. Huge-dicked Michael Brandon enters the fray, kneeling before Parker just as Marco had, and deep-throats Parker as he yanks on his big bone below. Atop a big bench, Parker, on his back, gets fucked in the mouth by Marco's big cock, and fucked in the ass by Michael's enormous penis. No half-dicking, either. All the way in, all the out strokes. And, as the fucking becomes more intense, Parker moans, groans and growls at the top of his lungs. Marco, ever the unsympathetic face-fucker, slaps Parker in the face with his dick and hand to muffle the howls. The men are covered with sweat, especially Parker -- it's dripping off him in buckets. Parker's hairy asscrack a delicious mixture of sweat, lube and invading cock. Michael, on a rampage, takes Marco's ass, too. In a sling, he fucks Marco as roughly as he did Parker. Marco cums, followed by Michael, then Parker. (As of this writing, I've watched this scene at least a dozen times, and have "enjoyed" it more with each subsequent viewing, if you know what I mean, and I'm sure you do, you dirty little pigs.) In the epilogue, Rick Hammersmith, Parker Williams, Matt Sizemore and Nick Piston meet up one last time in the sling room for a gang bang. Rick takes all three men in quick succession, Parker fucking him last. Rick's bulging muscles drenched in sweat and cum as the screen fades to black.
"Downright Dangerous" is downright brilliant.
DVD features: Dolby sound; the full-length feature; a generous scene-by-scene chapter breakdown; trailers ("Gay Dreams" and "SeXus"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Butch Harris