Director Michael Youens' "Getting It Straight," written by Chris Steele, is a sexy and often downright funny look at what happens when gay buddies scheme to seduce straight guys. But here the ante is upped for this age-old porn device: the gay guy has to fuck the straight guy. The "gay" guys: Josh Weston, Danny Vox, Rocky, Jason Ridge and Tyler Gunn. The "straight" guys: Rafael Alencar, Rod Barry, Barrett Long, Christoph Scharff and Maxx Diesel. To win the bet, a proof-of-fuck must be documented, so they stealthily capture their trysts by way of a Dick Tracy-style video-phone.
Josh Weston's seduction comes in the form of the cable-guy scenario. You know the drill -- feign cable trouble, have plenty of beer on hand, get the cable guy to drop trou. And Josh hits the jackpot with Rafael, a tall Brazilian stunner with a cock as long as any line of cable (and he speaks with a sexy Portuguese accent). Josh's plan is hampered by the presence of Tyler Gunn, though. Tyler is a handsome fellow with a bangin' body, who is also eager to get laid. So, just as Josh is getting down to business with Rafael, Tyler butts in and makes it a three-way. They suck cock, rim ass and such with aplomb. When it comes time to fuck, however, Josh and Tyler wind up as the bottoms (Josh fucking Tyler), and later, Josh as the man-in-the-middle as he fucks Tyler as Rafael is fucking him. The fucking throughout is sensational, and the shots of Rafael's brown dong shoved up Josh's lily-white butt are especially hot. Even though Josh fucked Tyler, he didn't fuck the straight guy. Nice try, but no cigar, Monica.
Rocky is up next. His ass, that is. Sunning himself poolside, he promptly seduces the straight pool boy, Rod Barry. Rocky is a smooth Latino, Rod a slender and tattooed military type. Some serious rimming ensues, Rocky burying his face deep in Rod's hairy asscrack, licking the hole but good. Rod then fucks Rocky's ass, thoroughly pounding the booty. Rocky has his day in the sun, to be sure, but loses the fuck-the-straight-boy bet. Better luck next time.
Danny Vox goes all grease monkey. He is accused of some crude behavior by the comely mechanics, Barrett Long and Christoph Scharff (something about piss-stained underwear), and is forced to give them head as a result. And this is punishment? Danny is slim and furry, Barrett is tall and horse-hung, and Christoph, a European hunk, is quite gorgeous (and speaks with a thick accent, "A Fish Called Wanda," anyone?). At any rate, Danny goes bananas for their uncut dongs (Barrett's is humongous), slurping and swallowing to his heart's content, and licking their bottoms as well. Barrett and Christoph return the cocksucking favor, swallowing Danny's bone eagerly. Danny's butt gets stuffed full of Barrett's dick, and then Christoph's bubble-butt is poked by Barrett, too. Danny gets his rocks off, big time, but loses the bet just the same.
Jason Ridge brings up the rear, literally. He spars in a boxing ring with straight kick boxer Maxx Diesel, a tall drink of water if there ever was one. After a bit of punching and jabbing with gloves on, pretty boy Jason gets punched and jabbed in the throat by Maxx's beautiful schlong. He deep-throats with pleasure, then licks Maxx's tanned tush. Maxx does an excellent job sucking Jason's pretty pecker, too, before getting on all-fours and getting the stuffing fucked out of him by Jason. Jason really digs in, pumping the muscular ass as he holds on for dear life. Jason really dives in, Maxx going ass-up as they proceed, drilling down into the hole. Nice cum-shots cap off the winner's conquest, his cum dripping down Maxx's asscrack like so much sweat.
DVD features: Dolby sound; the full-length feature; chapter selections (with a sub-menu broken down by foreplay, oral, anal, orgasm); cast gallery (with models stats and videographies); music score on a separate CD; behind-the-scenes footage by Adam Killian; outtakes; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A VHS + DVD Review by Butch Harris
Last year, I moved into a new apartment and, consequently, had to take care of all those general and mundane chores that come with that special "Hey, I've just moved in" territory. You know, change of address forms, switching bank locations and, last but not least, getting new phone lines put in. My telephone electrician arrived one Wednesday evening with a smile, a tool belt and -- a hard-on! Now, I imagine most of us have dreamt about the hot electrician making a late-night house call or the washing repairman sweeping us off of our feet and fucking us gaily to the rhythm of the rinse cycle. But this guy did not step out of any discerning gay male's macho fantasy world! In fact, he was awkward and inept as a schoolyard boy on his first date. So, I, with my dream world dashed and hopes all but shattered, sent him marching quickly toward the door. Luckily for us, the fellows in Jocks' Getting it Straight have a very different story to tell.
The versatile pearl white Josh Weston and his friend Tyler Gunn engage in a sloppy, pulse-pounding three-ring orgy circus with TV repairman Rafael Alencar. Weston and Gunn make it a point to seduce the sexy Latin -- and believe me, they do! Alencar, who has a beautifully thick, bronze-tinged dong, remains totally and completely erect throughout the entire venture! I have rarely seen a porn star so turned on! He excitedly licks Weston's sturdy cock as it rests against Gunn's ass and then nibbles his way up to Gunn's clean taut hole. He peers hungrily at Weston as he fucks the moaning Gunn and then, finally, pushes his own tan rod into Weston's begging ass as Weston continues to pound away at Gunn. Weston purrs out like a cat in the sweetest heat imaginable and cums in heaping gobs of ecstasy as Alencar angles his supercock into Weston's warm and welcoming prostrate.
Rod Barry, as the pool guy, is so super-normal macho masculine that I wince with pleasure at the very thought of him. He pounds his ass up and down like a fleshy pogo stick on Rocky's face in the seriously sexy second scene, his filthy mouth shooting off astringent barbs and slutty commands all the way. Barry definitely likes his ass getting chewed out and horsed around with. In fact, even as he thrusts his healthy phallus into Rocky's beckoning hole, Barry eagerly welcomes Rocky's finger up his own smooth and beautiful asshole. As you can imagine, anyone who likes slurping up or pounding down the butt pie will certainly appreciate this scene. Besides that, Barry comes on like a natural street corner tough, and Rocky, the bottom, proves to be his equal in every way. This is a masculine and athletic fucking that will linger in your minds for days. (In fact, I would make Barry a permanent member of my boyfriend-of-the-month club, but I think that he would intimidate me too much. Heaven knows I like to keep at least a modicum of control!)
Now, every church needs an impressive organ, and in the ministry of porn, Barrett Long's is one of the biggest! His massive hunk of meat looks almost death-defying, and though I am not a daredevil at heart, I would say it is definitely worth the risk. Danny Voxx -- one of porn's most naturally handsome guys and a born performer - would probably agree with me, as he finds himself at the receiving end of not only Long's schlong but the very impressive (and gorgeous) Christoph Scharff's also. This auto mechanic fantasy is first-class hot, and there hasn't been anything as sizzling in porn in recent months as the sight of Long's mammoth pink club working its way into Voxx's greased and sexy, hairy boy chute. Long's cock looks so immense, it is almost beyond comprehension that Voxx is able to take it all. But he does, fellows, of course he does! (And let it be noted that Long is not afraid to pound!)
Jason Ridge is Hollywood handsome, with a big-screen charisma and a natural acting ability. He truly comes off as tentative and nervous when first trying to seduce bald and macho Marine-like Maxx Diesel. Of course, after Ridge spends many exuberant and healthy moments swallowing Diesel's ivory phallus, he flips the scenario and winds up giving Diesel's kick-boxer the humping of the century. Ridge goes from uncertain to powerful and in complete control and is a wonder to behold. His thick and slightly angled penis is gorgeous, and he has the makings of a porn superstar. That is, if The O.C. doesn't pick him off first!
All in all, Getting it Straight, which, not surprisingly, revolves around the bet four friends make about bedding down the straight man of their choice, is hot and juicy porn. In fact, it is an hour or so well spent for those of us, much like myself, who will never meet that telephone repairman or electrician of our dreams!
- Christian James
