Barrett Long has the kind of equipment that makes you either envious or lustful (or both). And I don't mean his sports equipment. The first time Barrett's impressive jewels appear onscreen in this stellar production, I think I gasped aloud. Not only is his dick huge, uncut and beautifully proportioned, his balls swing so low that they practically hang halfway down to his knees, and that is no exaggeration. It's also no exaggeration that Barrett owns "Longshot" from start to finish. Although he doesn't appear in every sex scene, his story is the glue that holds the plot together. Barrett is on the basketball team, and if he doesn't get a decent grade on his English essay, he doesn't get to play. Basketball, that is.
The problem is, Barrett's thoughts constantly return to sex, which keeps him from concentrating on the job at hand. As Barrett tries his best to write, the scene dissolves to the locker room: Two athletes drop their towels and work off some post-game adrenalin with a hot sucking and fucking session. The bottom in the scene, the absolutely delicious Trent Stone, gets Joel Drake's attention by lazily stroking his erection as he reclines on a bench. Joel pops an instant boner, and Trent goes down on it like he's starving for dick. Trent's boyish good looks and lithe body, and his long-lashed blue eyes and sensuous lips are a total turn-on. He wears his jock as he kneels and services Joel, and then Joel both sucks and rims Trent, with Trent's jock still in place. All the while, the two banter about how good it's going to feel when Joel fucks Trent in the ass. And, apparently, it does. Trent looks like he's in total heaven with Joel's cock slowly grinding into him as he bends over a changing bench. Joel picks up the pace, slamming into Trent's hungry hole, and Trent punctuates the action with moans, groans and verbal encouragement. The high point comes with Trent sitting on Joel's cock and riding it fast, while his own dick, rampantly hard, bounces and twirls in the air. Trent then rests his legs on the wall, and tries his best to shoot his load into his own mouth, and a lot of actually does land on his tongue and face. Joel, standing beside Trent, then releases his gusher, which spills out all over Trent's creamy-skinned torso.
Back to Barrett, who takes a break and goes to the bathroom. Actually, Barrett doesn't have to pee, he's just horny. It is here that his gold-medal-deserving dick is revealed, in a shot from above the bathroom stall. I hit the rewind button, twice, just to make sure I actually saw what I thought I saw -- and it's real. Barrett's solitude is interrupted by an encounter between bad-boy Owen Hawk and school janitor Jett Allen, who is by far the sexiest maintenance man I have ever seen. While Owen and Jett trade suck-jobs, Barrett remains in his stall, jerking off to the sounds of the studs as they slurp and slobber over each other's cocks. Owen begins to tease Jett's asshole with his dick, and Barrett can stand it no longer, and peeks out, cracking open the stall wall. Jett sees him, and taunts him: "Why don't you bring your dick over here?" When Barrett hesitates, Jett says, "What ... are you afraid it's too little?" Yeah, right. Barrett, totally confident, as well he should be, hesitates for a moment before revealing his cock in all its glory. Jett's first reaction is astonishment, which quickly turns to desire. As Owen works Jett's ass from behind, Jett does his best to deep-throat Barrett. Jett seems to be totally in his element as he bottoms for both Barrett and Owen. First, he gets both dudes' dicks in his mouth, and then he watches as Barrett uses his long foreskin to dock with Owen's erection. Barrett doesn't play the total trade role -- he also gets in on the sucking action, and he does a great job with Owen's erection. Although the rest of the scene is great, the highlight is when Owen and Barrett fuck Jett in turn, with Jett loving every minute of it (although he does, understandably, have to work to allow Barrett to completely penetrate his hole). Barrett's dick not only looks immense as it plows into Jett, his balls swing low in their sack as he thrusts. Videography captures the action perfectly from the side and from below. All three studs stand and stroke their dicks in the finale, and they deliver three wet, messy loads of cum.
Barrett's English instructor, played by studly Kent Larson, shows up next to berate Barrett for not getting any work done, and then he tempts the stud by drawing his attention to an air vent, where voices saying things like "Lick it!" and "You like that?" can be heard. Maybe Kent isn't so anxious for Barrett to get the work done after all, hmmm? The scene switches to the other side of the air vent, which just happens to be the school's kitchen. The voices belong to student-slash-satyr Pierre Fitch and hunky Italian Filippo Romano, the school's home-economics teacher. But they're not talking about sex ... yet. They're just tasting each other's cupcakes, and that's not a metaphor. This is a home-economics class that definitely enriches the curriculum, with Filippo again showing that he is perhaps the best oralist in the porn business. The way Filippo goes after Pierre, first tasting the tattooed studpup's lips, then his dick, and finally, his ripe, round ass, is a lesson in how to give a man pleasure with your lips and tongue. Not that he needs it, but Filippo gets lots of inspiration from Pierre. Sweet-faced, with a body ripe for sex and a mouth like a sailor, Pierre made me want to jump through the screen and push Filippo aside, particularly when Filippo parts the young stud's buttcheeks, revealing his sweet rosebud of an asshole. As Pierre is getting his first taste of Filippo's tasty-looking uncut cock, porn veteran Chad Knight joins the two. Chad's erection springs to life in his trousers as he watches Pierre lave Filippo's balls with his tongue, and then he joins the two for a hot three-way. A total suckfest gets thing rolling, with all three guys getting mouthfuls of each other. Then Pierre bends over and Filippo fucks him from behind as Pierre sucks Chad. Pierre is great in this scene, keeping his mouth all over Chad as his ass takes everything Filippo dishes out. Pierre's ass then takes on Chad's enormous cock, riding it as Filippo drops his dick and balls into Chad's ass. Pierre blows his load first, spurting all over his own tight torso, then Filippo lets fly a gusher that hits Pierre in the eye (you can actually hear Filippo say "sorry" while he's cumming -- what a gentleman!).
Back in the English classroom, the sounds of sex next door have gotten Barrett and Kent hot and bothered, and both dudes have their dicks out of their pants, jerking. Kent strikes the inevitable deal with Barrett -- a good grade if he has sex with his teacher. Well, it's easier than doing research, right? Kent seems to be entranced with Barrett's beautiful dick and balls (any gay man worth his salt would be), and he licks, sucks, jerks and he seems to regard it with a mixture of awe and hunger. As Kent works on Barrett's meat, Barrett watches, his peaches-and-cream complexion flushing pink as he gets more and more turned on. Barrett shows Kent his amazing docking trick, and Kent fucks his dick in and out of Barrett's foreskin, in a completely jaw-dropping display of foreskin stretchability. Then Barrett sucks Kent's meat, which is so hard it's sticking straight up, his balls rising high in their sack. Barrett then reclines on the desk and Kent slowly licks his sweaty, hairy hole, grinding his tongue deep inside Barrett. Kent then proves he's a power bottom, easily taking Barrett's huge dick inside his ass missionary, and Barrett takes full advantage, pile-driving Kent hard. Again, excellent camerawork, from the side and from beneath, show Barrett's total reaming out of Kent's hole. Then Kent perches atop Barrett's dick and sits, impaling himself repeatedly as his dick, still rock hard, arches for the ceiling. In the finale, Kent grabs an apple that is on the teacher's desk, and shoots his load on it, then he takes a big bite of the fruit, cum and all. He then kneels before Barrett and Barrett blasts off, shooting all over Kent's chest and face.
Barrett passes his essay. I guess actions really do speak louder than words.
DVD features: Chapters (and a sub-menu broken down by foreplay, oral, anal, orgasm); cast bios (photo, stats and Falcon videographies); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A VHS + DVD Review by Martin Cox
As most of us did, I spent most of my time in 7th and 8th grade sexually dreaming my way through math class. I would imagine my swarthy, mustached homeroom teacher getting it on with the wiry construction guys who lived next door to me. Or I imagined that the perfect blond upperclassman who pretended to spit on me in the stairwell to impress his friends was really just hiding his true feelings for me -- and one bright day while skipping home from school, used brownie wrapper still clutched in my hand from after-school snack consuming, he'd stop me and show me exactly how he was truly feeling. For anyone who harbored those same type of fantasies, Jocks' Longshot: Making the Game, another solid effort from Chi Chi LaRue, will probably send you running down the hand slippery halls of fantasies past with moist and eager delight.
Porn legend in the making Barrett Long, whose name accurately describes his corpulent pole, plays a star athlete in danger of failing his English class and missing an upcoming game. Long's face still carries some baby-young features, so it is not too hard to believe him as a high school jock, stuck in study hall, trying to complete a paper.
Of course, "try" is the key word. Soon Long gives up on homework and gives into a locker room fantasy featuring Joel Drake and the eager and darkly handsome Trent Stone. Drake looks like the perfect upperclassman slightly in awe of the fact that he gets to work over the hottest freshman in the school, played, naturally, by Stone. Stone frantically attacks Drake's hardy pole while Drake admires the younger lad's bobbing ass. Soon Drake is thrusting his hardened plank into Stone's shimmering boy pucker. Stone is a verbal master, urging Drake joyfully on at every turn. Finally, fully erect, he rides himself into an impressive orgasm on top of Drake's widely arching cock.
Overcome with desire, Long escapes to the restroom, where he witnesses an encounter between the impossibly handsome Jett Allen and the aggressive punk rocking Owen Hawk. Hawk is slighter than Allen, but he commands over the bulkier man with hard-core attitude and grand intent. The two suck each other off, and soon Hawk is maneuvering his way expertly into the anxious Allen. Long pops out of his stall to join them, and Allen finds himself in the blissful position of having Long stretch out his mouth while Hawk does the same to his ass. It is a good thing that Hawk does just that, because when the three switch positions, it is the grandiose Long's dick that is slamming into Allen's gaping hole. I will never lose my amazement upon watching Long in full fucking action. His dick is truly enormous, and it is almost mind boggling that any man can take it and enjoy it. But Allen seems up to the challenge and the viewer is the victor anyway that you look at. Wow!
Long then returns to his spot in the study hall. There he finds himself confronted by his handsome and concerned teacher Kent Larson. Larson soon forgets about chastising Long, though, when they notice Filippo Romano and Pierre Fitch going at it, through the vent, in the next room. Romano is a major porn stud, for obvious reasons, and Fitch is definitely a star on the rise. He is tattooed, energetic and as beautiful and creamy as any celebrity could hope to be. Fitch goes down on Romano, who has one of the most beautiful porn cocks in my estimation, when Chad Knight enters the room. Soon Knight is attacking Fitch's amazing, solid ass. This is one of the film's highlights. To watch the slightly older, blond Knight completely take over and control the younger and swarthier Fitch is complete porn bliss. In fact, Fitch almost looks like a male punk rock version of the Archie comic book character Veronica. His hair is ink jet black, and his features are strikingly fine and precise. Romano then happily takes his turn with the young Fitch, and soon they are all ecstatically releasing their juices all over each other.
An apple a day makes Long come out and play! Again! After watching the above exchange, Long and Larson prove that some education is not for the meek at heart but only the mighty and strong. The handsome, slender and goateed teacher-type, Larson practically turns to liquid cream when he spies Long jacking off his massive ruler -- and, indeed, the only thing that he wants that impressive dong to measure is the inside of his mouth! So Larson, making like a studly piglet, offers Long a way to make the grade and then, squirming with bliss, devours Long's massive instrument. And while Long kindly reciprocates, the only thing that we truly want to see is him slide that massive tool of instruction into Larson's tight, hot hole! And indeed, class, once Long inserts, Larson glides up and down on that master of destruction like a minnow takes to a fishbowl of water! In fact, like some self-fulfilling Shakespearean character, he impales himself again and again -- and again! At last, Larson gets so juiced up that he lets it fly all over a ripe, red teacher's apple and then bites into it, once he has totally covered it with his warm slick sauce! Original -- and hot! A great end to another fantastic flick from our reigning Priestess of Porn, LaRue.
So forget memory lane and screw that Adult Education course for tonight. Head on down to your local video store and pick up Longshot for some things that only Long and LaRue are able to teach you.
- Christian James