The titular star and the tie that binds it all together in director Chi Chi LaRue's "Tommy's Tale" is none other than Tommy Brandt, a buxom blond if there ever was one with spectacular pectoral muscles accentuated by perky nipples with large areolas. Those attributes, as mouthwatering as they may be, are just the beginning of what this bombshell has to offer. He also has an adorable face, a nice cock, an irresistible bubble-butt, and a ferocious sex drive. Make no mistake, this is not a vanity project -- Tommy works as hard, if not harder, than any of his co-stars, raising the stakes (and penises) every chance he gets. His star certainly shines throughout, and that's saying something when you're sharing the spotlight with the sex-crazed men that populate this flick.
We begin with the lovely (and that's meant in the most masculine way) Tommy sliding into a bubble bath (not so macho, but who cares) as Chase Hunter spies him from the lawn outside as he's sunning himself. Chase soon approaches, pressing his huge cock up against the windowpane. He quickly gains entry, and immediately drops to his knees to suck Tommy's already-hard pecker. He slurps away while at the same time digging his fingers and tongue up Tommy's butt. Tommy then crouches down to inhale Chase's dick and seems awestruck by the large penis, but not overwhelmed. Chase then twists him around, slides into him standing doggy, and pumps away. He then fucks him missionary on the edge of the marble tub wall (Tommy has a you're-fucking-me-good look on his face at this point, sweat dripping off his forehead). Chase fucks the cum out of Tommy, then squirts out his own load as he grins like a tiger that has just been fed.
Poolside, an orgy is already underway as we join a cock-hungry mob: Brad Patton, a tall horse-hung dreamboat; Talvin DeMachio, a compact caramel-colored bodybuilder; Tyler Gunn, a statuesque beauty; Clay Foxe, a slim cutie; Bobby Williams, a brunet jock; Chet Roberts, a furry-chested spitfire; and Tommy. They trade blows and rims in a variety of configurations (with most of the guys, understandably, worshipping Brad's humongous cock -- it's incredibly long, thick and hard), then Talvin rims each butt (they're lined up in a row). Brad and Talvin are the tops here: Brad fucks Tommy, Chet, Clay and Bobby; and Talvin fucks Tyler. Talvin pokes Tyler missionary; and Brad drives a Chet-and-Clay double-decker (Chet, on his back, is perched atop Clay's back; Brad fucks Chet missionary, pulls out, then fucks Clay doggy). Bobby then rides Brad's big bone for a while, sliding his tanned ass up and down (the passion between Brad and Bobby is palpable, and Bobby moans in what sounds like pure ecstasy as Brad buries his cock deeper and deeper). Brad then fucks Tommy to climax, and the others cover Tommy's sweaty torso with cum.
Maxx Diesel is a tall man. He looks like a professional basketball player -- bald-headed, sleek-bodied, big-dicked -- the works. Tommy is a compact bundle of joy, much smaller stature-wise than Max, so a David-and-Goliath vibe is already coursing through this match-up, and as they trade blows in the sunny kitchen that serves as the backdrop, I was already quite sure Tommy was going to get nailed by Max. Boy, was I wrong. Max is the one who gets pounded by Tommy. And Tommy fucks Max like an old pro, plugging away from behind as Max holds on for dear life. Tommy then fucks Max with a huge dildo atop the counter. Max cums with his legs still in the air as Tommy licks his nuts, and Tommy spills his seed on Max's size-16 foot.
Tommy heads back to the patio for a three-way with Jacob Hall and Erik Campbell. Jacob is a slim brunet with an infectious smile, and Erik is a bald brown-skinned looker. They trade blows (Tommy going nuts on Erik's big brown honker) and rims (Jacob licking Tommy and Erik butt-to-butt) before Jason sits on Erik's dick for ride as Tommy plops down on Jason, it's a man-in-the-middle sit-fuck. Jason fucks Erik missionary, and then everyone cums on a colorful beach towel.
DVD features: Dolby sound; chapter selections (and a sub-menu broken down by foreplay, oral, anal, orgasm); cast bios (photo, stats and Falcon videographies); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A VHS + DVD Review by Butch Harris
Tommy Brandt is all grown up. Oh, the big brown saucer eyes are still there the pouty lips that melt the hearts of grown men haven't disappeared either. However, Tommy has managed to morph his body from lithe twink to sculpted mass, and that certainly isn't a bad thing. In fact, the "new" Tommy deserved to be celebrated, so uber studio Falcon and uber directress Chi Chi LaRue teamed up and did just that.
The plot, if you want to call it that, features Tommy preening and directly addressing his audience through the camera. This lends an intimate feeling to the production and almost makes the viewer feel as if he is being let in on some of Tommy's sexiest secrets. Be sure, he is no Ferris Bueller!
The first scene is sure to appeal to most audiences. Tommy slyly reveals his secret, that he likes to be fucked. He then reminisces about a time he seduced his brother's best friend. The scene is played out with Tommy taking a luxurious bubble bath in a very nice bathroom. As he bathes, he peers out the glass doors to see Chase Hunter sunbathing. (We need to take a second here to mention how great Chase Hunter looks.) Soon the dance of seduction begins with Brandt leaning up against the window, body covered in suds, stroking his cock. Reacting, Hunter begins to stroke and meanders his way over to the door. Soon they are both stroking and seductively smiling at one another from opposite sides of the glass partition. Eventually, Hunter enters and joins his buddy's little brother in the bubble bath. The whole big bro/little bro scene is smokingly played out with the hung mustachioed Hunter expertly cast in the role of soon-to-be daddy and puppy dog-eyed Brandt taking on the little brother role he was born to play. Lots of deep, passionate kissing peppers the scene. Both men orally service the other, with Hunter going first. Brandt practically worships at the altar that is Hunter's humungous piece. As the vignette progresses, Brandt shows us just how much he really does like to get fucked. Seems Hunter enjoys working that boy butt too. This scene sizzles and will appeal to most anyone. It is probably safe to say that the video is worth its cost solely for this scene. Lucky for us, the others sizzle too.
Brandt appears throughout the movie, but you will not get sick of him. Honest! In another sizzling duo, he appears with Maxx Diesel. Diesel probably took his name because he shares a few qualities with mainstream star Vin Diesel. Like the Fast and Furious star, Maxx Diesel is tall and hugely buff with a shaved head, a look that has been termed, well diesel. The scene begins with Brandt telling us another secret. Seems he not only likes to be fucked, but he is also a fan of toys. Once this fact is revealed, we are transported to a kitchen (why?) where Brandt is standing next to the mountain that is Diesel. The dichotomy is striking! However, the scene does not evolve the way you will probably expect. Divulging too much wouldn't be prudent. Let's just suffice it to say that the scene is a scorcher that rivals most caught on camera.
There are two other scenes included in this hot feature. One is a sizzling orgy where man after man joins the fray. The result is a seven-man fuck fest that will make you wish you had a scorecard. The other is a poolside three-way that offers some awesome diversity.
Falcon Studio is a class act that consistently offers up the best American produced (and some foreign!) porn. With Tommy's Tale it actually manages to up its own ante! Do yourself a favor and quickly add this one to your porn library!
- Scott Templeton