"Hot Hung and Ready" (2003) says the title and check, check and check. Delicious twinky boys with wowing cocks who need no more than a few seconds to start the sex going.
The director may be French and the setting may be somewhere very European, but bathroom sex is always the same. Guys alone with each other at urinals always get to sex. Handsome built Marc Tournel gets a good cocksucking on his thick piece from Steve Paris, a cute spikey-haired guy with a brow piercing. Steve isn't above opening very wide, and he achieves a rather difficult deep-throat. The somewhat tradey Marc gets Steve into a 69 position, with Steve still sucking eagerly, Marc first fingering and then rimming Steve's ass. It looks like an experienced hole deep in there. It turns out to be just that, because when Marc fucks it with all of that thickness, it slides in just so. It helps that Marc has now woken up to be a game top, egged on by Steve's load moans. After a fun headstand fuck, Steve cums and Marc follows on his chest.
If the bathroom scene is an easy in to sex, the only surer thing might be four friends sitting around relaxing, drinking and watching porn. Military-buzzed Bruno Baron is there, along with thin brunet Morgan Chaplin, short-haired cutie Greg Chrysler and scruffy Guillaume Jamier. The porn is on only moments before Bruno kisses Morgan and Greg gets Guillaume. Greg sports a grand boner and Guillaume sucks it ably, with the help of a hand wrapped around the fat base. Bruno gags himself gulping most of Morgan's most impressive dick right down his throat. Morgan turns out to be the most orally athletic sucker of the quartet taking Bruno and then Guillaume. His reward is a double-suck before the guys flop into a row for more blowing. Everyone's mouth works hard as the positions flip with the snap of the camera. Morgan and Bruno return to each other so Bruno can sit on Morgan and get pumped from below while Guillaume does the same to Greg. Hardbodied Guillaume looks very hot doing Greg more actively. Morgan continues to steal the scene when he bottoms for Bruno. The tops switch bottoms, connecting them all with bottom-boy Morgan getting a sucking from Greg as Guillaume does him. Greg is then the cum rag for the four.
From the rush of anonymous sex and multiples, the film next goes off to a quiet room with two guys who already look pretty intimate. Stocky Sebastian Dupres, with a bulbous nose and a tattoo covering one bicep, is being licked all over by Khaled Taleb, a thin kid with big busy eyebrows. Khaled does the initial sucking, working nicely but without the oomph of some of the others here. Sebastian blows Khaled as well, but with a finger stuck in the littler guy's ass, which soon becomes his main focus. After aggressively prying the cheeks open with fingers, Sebastian does it with his dick. It's not a completely comfortable fuck, but Sebastian doesn't give Khaled much time to complain, hitting him nice and hard with a good rhythm. Sebastian is quite nimble fucking sideways, never the easiest position. Khaled seems to like it, because he cums in the middle of it, letting Sebastian then stand over him and drop a fine load onto his stomach.
The next scene starts in a stairwell, with the ever-ready Steve back for more, this time paired with Olivier Ladsay, sporting a bushy head of hair. Steve doesn't bother to disrobe his partner, immediately settling in for a blowjob of the almost emaciated youth. Once again, Steve is a great blower, this time sharing that screen time with Olivier. They retire to a sling where Steve eats at Olivier's ass with a lusty giant tongue. Looking ultra sexy, Steve casually enters into Olivier's ass, his butt clenching to give a maximum fuck. Timid Olivier holds onto the chains for dear life, but with Steve such a fine top, he shouldn't be at all worried. No matter the position, Steve remains as graceful a top as he was a bottom. He has a lot of juice in him too, stopping the fuck for a recharging blowjob and then returning to it without the sling.
Steve is a monster sexaholic! He's back for another scene right after the above. Sebastian returns as well, bringing Marc too, this time sporting a hairy chest that is even hotter than it was smooth. Steve answers the door in a towel, so it's quick to the sex, with Steve gulping down huge amounts of cock. He's a fine enough performer to scoop them into his mouth together. Marc got away with just fingering Steve before, and he doesn't do much more here, but he does take a few laps with his tongue as he opens him up again. He also sucks dick, taking Sebastian as Steve sucks and rims lovely Marc. Sebastian pokes around Steve's ass as well, but he follows up his fingers with his cock, letting loose on Steve. He was a bit reserved in his previous scene, but with the story's most outstanding performer, he takes no prisoners. Marc follows up with another solid fuck, his experience with Steve helping as he slashes into his ass speedily. After a pretty circle-suck, Steve is once again a cum recipient.
Talented Morgan returns to the action, with Sebastian in tow, this time welcoming newcomer Gerald, a tight black guy with a "let's get to the fucking" smile. As they undress, Gerald blows Sebastian with a gobbling mouth, then turning around to do Morgan and his enormous piece as well. When he returns to Sebastian, Morgan takes on his memorably big piece, again stealing a scene with his wondrous mouth. The scene's two most wanton suckers, Gerald and Morgan, share Sebastian, content to enjoy it. Morgan gets a spiffy riming from Gerald as a wetting for the fuck that follows from Sebastian. Rivaling only Steve, Morgan's ass is beautifully accepting of Sebastian's so-so fuck. Gerald then gets in the middle of the two, blowing ultra-hung Morgan and getting fucked by Sebastian. The anal highlight here comes when Morgan plows into Gerald, letting go with an awesome thrilling fuck. A late-in-the-game treat finds Morgan in the middle of a three-way fuck, still doing Gerald with Sebastian behind him. Morgan is still in charge of it all.
By now, the guys of "Hot Hung and Ready" have all worked hard enough to turn in for the night, but apparently their director doesn't think so and tosses in another new performer, the rough-looking Taurus, sporting some facial hair and the flick's third eyebrow piercing! His playmate is Khaled, whose cock he sucks until Steve joins them. Naturally, Steve takes over the sucking, but letting the others help too. Taurus is particularly keen on eating his ass, and Steve doesn't seem to have any problem with that. Not that he should, since it's a very lusty ass-munch. This film's use of fingering can be a bit much, but Taurus takes it to a new level by stuffing four fingers into Steve's ass before fucking him, Steve gobbling heartily at Khaled's dick. Taurus looks the part of manly top and works well until a rather unsteady Khaled replaces him. Taurus regains control and the scene kicks in again. The secret to the previous scene's ultimate success was the main-in-the-middle fuck, uses again here with Taurus bottoming for Steve taking Khaled. Once again, Steve is given the star spot.
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; trailers ("Boiling Point," "Weekend in Belgium," "Steam, Sex and Sun," "Sex in Normandy" and "The French Connection"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue