The cult of the uniform takes different meanings in four of five vignettes of Eastern European director Zack Wood's "Uniform Heat," where policeman are fetishized as much as young men in tight bikini underwear. By the time sex starts, naturally, whatever is being considered a uniform is long gone, but it remains forever a grand springboard for gettin' it on.
In his starched white outfit and hat, Tom Peters comes cross John Music in his brown one, far more stiff and formal, for he's a policeman. They are instantly attracted to each other and go home together. Uniforms mean buttons and snaps and zippers, but these two have clothes off rather quickly. Tom keeps his hat on as he sucks John, a tall well-muscled cutie. The blowjob is decent, with Tom's hand keeping the bulk of the cock warm. Sporting a mullet, John then goes after handsome Tom's cock, a thick uncut piece he works well with his tongue. John sits on Tom's face to have his ass eaten, and the moaning starts in earnest now as the guys have found something they really seem to enjoy. Tom, still in his hat, fucks John for mere moments before unloading a creamy blast on his bottom's chest. John then sits on Tom and does the same.
The adorable smiling Ross Barcley isn't wearing much but a tank top when he meets long-faced Chad Driver, who is nursing a mug of beer. The two do wear some tight International Male-type undies, so maybe that's their uniform. They head to an empty shower where they can start making out. Chad, sporting a vinyl thong, sucks dick first, doing a hearty job on Ross' imposing boner. The excellent camerawork helps the suck along. Chad has a perky round ass and while he's sucking Ross, Ross starts to finger Chad. But, Ross stops that long enough to suck his veiny-cocked friend. He does a good job with Chad face-fucking him. Ross munches at Chad's hairy hole with a long lapping tongue and then fucks Chad virtually upside down. Ross has very good energy, even if his cock has trouble getting deep into Chad's tight hole much of the time. Ross pulls out for a shot right on Chad's asscheeks and then Chad excitedly cums on his own abs.
There are two totally different uniforms at play in the third scene. Manny Libor looks smashing in a businessman's attire, while big-lipped brunet Russ Simmons looks equally fetching as a policeman. The two are on their way to sex, and even in the elevator they are starting! Once in the hotel room, it seems that Russ' outfit is more than it seems when he takes a wad of cash from Manny before disrobing. It's a full-out fantasy, paid for by gel-headed Manny. Since Russ is naked first, Manny, still sporting most of his clothes, delivers the first blowjob, working quite hard on Russ' manageable cock. He can't seem to get enough of it, barely taking his mouth off of it. Mann, still in his shirt and tie, fucks Russ. He's a strong top, easily plowing ahead into the boyish Russ' ass, first doggy and then sideways, where he's tucked in all the way. After fucking Russ, Manny rims his hot ass, staying there as Russ shoots. Manny then cums all over Russ' muscular smooth chest.
Brunet Karl Gonzo, with wide eyes and thin lips, is in the sauna with a dark pal, and their "uniforms" consist of nothing more than small towels covering their cocks. Beefy Karl, a real looker, grabs for his friend's dick, and gets the same in return. Out of the sauna, they are still hard and still heated. Karl's thin friend sucks his statuesque very hard cock as Karl looks on approvingly. It's a long pole that requires a lot of sucking. However, Karl is happy to work too, sucking his mate. Blondish curly-haired hunk Lucas Light hears the guys from the locker room and decides to join. He whips out an already-hard dick, which the thin guy sucks. Karl wants some of that too, which gives the guy two meaty dicks to suck at once. Lucas then comes to share Karl's dick. With the thin guy giving Lucas a dick to suck, Karl is free to lap at Lucas' ass all by himself, and doing peppy work of it. Not surprisingly, the thin guy is the bottom, taking a so-so fuck from big-legged Karl. It's a tight hole that isn't very welcoming, but strong Karl works as much of it as he can, doing well with some full in-and-out thrusts. It turns out Lucas is also a bottom, so he just has to poke his ass out in Karl's direction to get some cock inside him. This fuck is much smoother. The thin guy cums on himself and then Karl and Lucas cum on him as well.
Chad returns to the action for the final scene, playing with an unidentified spikey-haired guy as his playmate. Chad, wearing only jeans, is already having his cock sucked when the action starts, and the blowjob is diligent, if dry. The comely young cutie reclines on the couch so Chad can start on his ass, very lightly rimming it, but patting it in readiness. Once the hole is prepped enough, Chad can fuck it. Having bottomed in his earlier scene, he turns in quite a good topping performance here. He has a thick cock, but the ass he's plundering is welcoming to it, in a few positions. They have an easygoing rhythm that includes a good amount of power and Chad only stops when it's time to cum. His bottom mixes his own cum with Chad's.
DVD features: Chapters; galleries; trailers ("The Boat Trip" and "Pocket Rockers"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue
