This feature was originally produced on film in 1981, in the heyday of the late, great Al Parker, and Surge Studios was his own production company, so it should come as no surprise that he features prominently in it. If you're a fan of "the bearded one" with his big purple dick -- or of historical porn -- you'll want this for your collection.
The backdrop for the movie is a bit of cinema verité, as Al and business partner Kirk Manheim are reviewing models for some kind of porn publication (like Surge, for instance). They're looking over a group of transparencies, which turn out to be images of Al himself. We then segue to a flashback of Al's photo session, which is a protracted solo scene where he jacks off and otherwise manipulates his big, fleshy genitals. It's a nicely photographed scene with good lighting that shows off Al's sleek, muscular physique as well as his veiny cock. Photographer Kirk is so overwhelmed by this performance that after Al comes, he moves in for some action. Al sucks and rims him briefly before pushing his fat cock up Kirk's ass for a fucking, both doggy and missionary. Al shoots, and then re-inserts for a few pumps. Then Kirk comes, and Al licks it off his cock.
Returning to the mundane workday, Al gets a call from "Mr. Ross" about some pictures, and makes a business call to another porn icon, Kip Knoll, who's busy fucking. We think it's with David Wilcox, but we're not completely sure of the identities of all these performers. He's one of those late-70s, early-80s young guys with longish, straight hair. Kip is total trade, getting sucked by and then thoroughly fucking him with his oversized prick. If you like those young, smooth, slightly-built performers of this era, you'll love this scene, especially the shots from above of Kip's thick cock shuttling in and out of David.
Continuing to make their selections back at the office, Kirk and Al scan pictures of a hairy-chested guy with a gigantic prick -- maybe bigger than Al's. In another flashback (is the theme becoming clear to you?) to the photo session, we see that this guy -- perhaps Scott Taylor -- is able to do auto-fellatio. Quite well, as a matter of fact. What follows is probably the best self-suck your Emperor has ever seen. This guy can get his tongue well below the head of his dick, and can pretty much engulf the whole head in his mouth. The best part, though, is when he sucks the head while he comes, and huge gobs of white semen are drooling out of this mouth and down his cock.
When Kirk asks Al what his own special trick is, we switch to a scene of Al using his patented ball-fucking technique on his real-life lover Steve Taylor. Steve has a really hairy chest and thick, neatly-trimmed beard, so if you only like smooth guys, you'll want to go back to the earlier scene. But if you do, you'll miss Al's trademark. He jams both his leathery balls up Steve's ass, and eventually adds his cock as well. Quite a package to take up your ass. Al shoots, and then we're on to another scene.
Kip hails Al as Al jogs down the beach and Al asks him to come over and view some of the slides he's put together. One is young cutie Chris Noll (we're speculating again -- none of these guys bear any real resemblance to Kip), a blond surfer-dude with that long, shaggy straight 70s hair. He does a rather too-long solo with a nice cum-shot at the end, followed by a nice, cleansing shower and another brief pud-pulling. Kip and Al don't seem to be particularly driven by esthetic considerations, since they spend their slide-watching time in a side-by-side jack-off.
Kip then helps out Al by doing his own solo so that Al can photograph him and round out his stable of models. For a 70s boy with blond frizzy hair, that Kip sure does have a big dick, and it's well shown off here. Now Al has all the pictures he needs, and he relaxes after reporting to ... well, to someone.
Special DVD features are minimal. The division into just four chapters is woefully inadequate for a movie like this, and makes it hard to navigate. There are a few previews of other Parker movies that are out on DVD, and that's about it.
There are a lot of solo scenes in this movie, so if you like those, you'll probably like this. Don't go into it thinking it's like a Chi Chi LaRue video, however. Being shot on film, the images are fairly flat and slightly grainy, and the guys aren't as muscular as in later porn. But it's good showcase for Al, who looks terrific here, and it includes his famous ball-fucking. And the self-suck shouldn't be missed.
A DVD Review by The Porn Emperor
