The gym fantasy is one of my personal favorites. Seeing hot guys at the gym is great and imagining them without their clothes is even greater. Thanks to director Michael Brandon, I have fantasy a-plenty with "Humping Iron," set entirely in a gym and populated with guys so perfect they all look like they are permanently fresh from working out. Dirk Jagar is certainly taking his bench press seriously. The bearded grizzly hunk is busy concentrating, not, at first, paying any attention to the outrageously handsome Michael Vincenzo working on his biceps. Whenever Michael makes an appearance, it's an event, and just seeing him squeeze his arms here is heaven. Somehow, Dirk ends up shirtless on his bench and Michael is rubbing his chest and tight abs. Michael's pec attentions have gotten Dirk's long big-headed cock to grow to full size, so eventually Michael slips back under the bar and blows Dirk. Michael is a marvel with a cock, not only gobbling up tons of it, but doing it with such unique sultry style. After mere moments of sucking, Michael has climbed atop Dirk's cock and the latter slips into his hairless ass. Off they go with Michael gyrating from his abs, Dirk staring into his eyes. The heat is palpable. Michael's bounce has not only depth, but also that personality that oozes from the doe-eyed performer. The ride is very special, but Dirk is certainly no slouch when he tops more actively. With the slightly hairy Michael now on his back, Dirk slides into his velvety ass with dominant strength. His big thrusts all the way into Michael show them both off at their best. The result is a happy load of cream from Dirk to Michael's chest. One of the all-time he-men, Arpad Miklos, is shown from his legs down working on his thighs as the next scene begins. While working the machine with his lower body, he's already attacking bearded tattooed Alex Cosi with the upper part. Brute masculine force is already flowing hot and heavy just as these beefcakes make out. In a rare treat, Arpad is the first blower, wrapping his hand and mouth around solid Alex's manageable cock. That is of course followed by Alex bending to the altar of Arpad's crotch and doing an eager job of sucking the mammoth rod. Following the flow of the preceding scene, Alex climbs atop Arpad and sets his furry ass to work bounding up and down the cock. With Arpad working from underneath and Alex bouncing so furiously, they turn this into a powerful fuck. Neither guy is ashamed of watching the action in a nearby mirror. Alex is unstoppable, going a long time without losing a bit of excited rhythm. Without pulling out, Arpad turns Alex over and fucks him missionary, still making sure every inch of his dick fits deep inside Alex, and without letting up on the intensity level. These are two growling manly guys and they maintain that aura without fail. Lucky Alex gets the fuck of a lifetime here, and his ass never seems to tire. I was beginning to think they would go forever until Arpad finally pulled out to sit on Alex's face so Alex could blow a bounder up his chest and then finish off himself to a huge climax. This may be a small gym, but it has enough machines that a quartet can't fit. Alex is there, beautiful in his fuzz as he works on his abs. Michael Vincenzo has moved on from his arms to his chest and gorgeous François Sagat has taken his place, making curls look so damn easy. Jherrard Lopez, who has a face sculpted as perfectly as his body, is doing squats. Imagine this quartet in the gym! Adorable dark Dominic Pacifico doesn't have to imagine it because he's on a weight bench in the front of the gym eyeing them all as he works out. Dominic provides dreamy narration as he thinks about the guys, all of whom seem to lose clothing as they sweat. "I know what I want. All of them!" Dominic says to himself. Dicks start coming out of workout shorts with teasing slow pacing. Alex shows his dick, followed by François' one-of-a-kind curved boner. Michael and Jherrard aren't shy either and soon they are all doing sublime jack-offs. Dominic continues his reps as the guys are stroking only feet away, his erection showing what he really wants. The introduction to this scene seems a rambunctious version of early gay porn, with idealized male forms noting little else but their own amazing bodies as music pumps behind them. Of course, these guys couldn't last forever just playing alone. As Dominic chants his odes to "sweat … muscle … pulsing … erect … sex … cum … all over me … all over me," the guys stand over him and one by one blow their loads. It's an interesting choice to use all of these guys and not turn it into a sweaty group fuck-a-thon, but the results here are spectacular because desire is pushed to the limits through the narration and Dominic's panting lust for his fellow gym rats. Jherrard has the splashiest cum-shot, but by that point, release isn't so much a requirement as just a finale to the wondering posing and strutting of these choice gents. By the time Dominic cums, he's the only one left in the gym. What does someone like Collin O'Neal need with cardio? When the body is that stunning, why gild the lily? But, there is something to be said for maintenance and even Collin is impressed with himself in the mirror. Of course, half of his shirtless preening is no doubt done for the benefit of Jherrard, who is rather lazily doing his lats but rather focused on Collin. Collin makes the first move by stopping his treadmill and letting out his boner. So, Jherrard comes to join him and slurps down on the erection. The spikey-haired cutie has a wanting mouth, wrapping it solidly around Collin and rarely letting go. While Jherrard wears a knowing smile, he throws a leg up on the treadmill and lets Collin fuck him, his own thick dark cock dangling deliciously. Masterful Collin uses a pace better than any machine as he plows away at Jherrard, who coos most contentedly during the fuck-and-slap Collin gives him. The position is not an easy one, so Jherrard gets extra points for not only having a beautifully deep ass to plunder, but making it look scorching. Their second position is a more standard missionary, which allows Collin to open up with even more power. Bottom boy Jherrard wants even more, shoving in a finger of his own as Collin continues to spread his asshole wide. Collin is totally unstoppable until Jherrard cums, and then he finally pulls out to squirt a giant load on his humpy bottom. Nick Marino is a big tank of a man, thick all over. As he goes to do his squats, he's spotted by the easily handsome Trey Casteel. They both show off how strong their glutes are, no doubt providing a little friendly competition as they break out in a little sweat. Kissing becomes part of spotting, but the exercising is soon over and the two hardbodied Adonises are making out and admiring the muscles on each other. Nick gorges himself on Trey's cock, which is right below a pretty pelvic tattoo. The thick curving cock fits ideally into Nick's mouth. The more talkative Nick spreads his legs and shows off his asshole, begging to be fucked. They fit a condom on Trey and Nick backs up. From there, Trey has no problem with a continuous assault into Nick's muscular rump. They shake the nearby machines as they go, frantically speeding through the fuck. Trey slams his balls against Nick's hole as he goes as deep as he can with every thrust. Trey then lowers himself onto Nick's cock for a flip-flop. His ride is furious, keeping the energy level high with the switched places. Trey turns around to face Nick and ride for just long enough to cum all over Nick's mouth. It takes a heartfelt rimming to get Nick to cum all over his furry pecs. For the finale, Collin and François waste no time in leaving their exercises and joining each other. Nick happens to be right at François' face, so François deep-throats his long cock gracefully. François drools lusciously over the cock, letting his ass be slapped by Collin as the sensational blowjob continues. François has that sexual potency that makes any playmate an instant partner, melting Collin with his awesome mouth. Collin even gets to deep-throat François, but these guys want to fuck. So, Collin puts back on his topping hat and slithers into François. With a man as strong as François on the bottom, it's easy to adopt any fucking style desired, and Collin wants to be hard and nasty, pulling out nearly all the way and then slamming back in with every thrust. Add to that some raucous speed, and Collin's perfect bisection of François' perfect cheeks is, well, perfect! François is eventually turned on his back, his own eye-popping cock now a character in the scene as he strokes it in time to Collin's heavy pounding. Collin is in no hurry to finish, even bending over to kiss François, but never breaking his stride. François cums in the middle of the fuck and Collin pulls out for a shot that covers François from crotch to pits. DVD features: Chapters; trailers ("Hard as Wood," "AssQuest: Part 1," "AssQuest: Part 2" and "Gold: Volume 1"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide). A DVD Review by Brent Blue