Director John Bruno's idea of foreplay for the studs of "Nailed" involves hanging out in a garage and eyeballing each other as they get grimy and sweaty. And the sexy blue collar men here also have a penchant for supremely horned-up rimming, starting with big lug Ken Browning, whose meaty asscheeks are parted to be tongue-fucked by Kyle Lewis just moments after the opening credits roll.
Ken is the manager of the garage and what he says goes, pretty much, although it takes very little cajoling to get Kyle ready to fuck his boss. Ken's creamy backside is enough on its own, a tasty offering that Kent dives on and eats out hungrily. Ken then pounds his supervisor's hole right on the garage floor, slamming him until the big finale, when Kyle sits on Ken's face until both cum so loudly that someone just outside the garage calls the cops, played by the authoritatively hot Brendan Davies and Danny Mann.
Meanwhile, a trio of oilcan jockeys -- Manuel Torres, Jay Armstrong and Johnny Wallace -- get busy while on break, another scene that gets underway with some primo ass-eating: Jay is on the receiving end of Manuel's talented tongue while Johnny fucks Jay's mouth with his beer-can-thick meat. Then both Manuel and Johnny get on their backs and Jay buries his face in Johnny's bubble-butt, then Manuel's hairy crack, licking them out until they purr like jungle cats. The fucking sequence is the best aspect of this scene, with Johnny and Manuel taking their turns in Jay's open ass, and yeah, even while Manuel is fucking him, Jay does more hot rimming, with Johnny's butt backed up against his face. The scene reaches a peak with three huge blasts of jism, all aimed at Jay's smoothly muscled torso, and Jay's squirt is the most impressive of all.
Even job interviews at this garage have a sexual component. When muscle stud Marc Williams shows up at Marco Paris' desk, he finds out that, at this car service company, the customer may come first, but everybody comes eventually. Marco drools over Marc's arced slab of cock and then he eats out Marc's sweet chocolate center until it's dripping with spit. Marc even goes for a little finger-fucking, but when it comes time for ass-fucking, it's Marco who gets pronged. But first, Marco goes ass-over-elbows for rim action, with Marc dropping long streams of saliva into his target and then pushing them deep into Marco's hole with his tongue. Then, Marc slams Marco from behind, and the camera goes in tight for the amazing sight of Marc's huge cock going balls-deep into Marco's hairless ass-pucker. The scene ends with a blistering shot of Marc literally fucking the cum out of Marco's uncut cock, and it's a gusher that leaves his torso wet with cream.
So, whatever happened to those two hot cops? The return for the finale, fulfilling a fantasy Ken voiced earlier. To entice the two officers, Ken drops hunky Nick Marino's jeans and spreads his golden-brown asscheeks wide, exposing his inviting asshole -- and the cops R.S.V.P to the invitation and B.T.O.D. (Bring Their Own Dicks). There's been astoundingly hot rimming so far, but nothing that comes close to the nightstick fuck- and ass-licking combo act that gets the party started. Ken moves in close with his lips while Nick takes the stick. The cops unzip and deliver their cocks into Ken and Nick's hungry mouths, then the oral attention moves to side-by-side cop ass-eating. Ken reclines on a suspension rack and spreads 'em, and Danny steps up and drives deep into Ken's ready hole. Ken gets it from Brendan, too, and even Nick moves in for a turn before Ken's ass gets a break. Nick also gets to test-drive Danny's furry man butt, followed shortly by Danny switching up yet again, this time pounding Brendan's behind. The scene ends with a big clue as to why garage floors are always so nasty -- and not just with petroleum products.
DVD features; Chapters; galleries; trailers ("Ritual," "Rammer," "Manhole" and "Lockdown"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Martin Cox
