Referring not to any one man in the movie, but an actual house for sale, "Hot Property" is a celebration of cum. I know, I know, all gay porn has cum. Yes, but here it's the actual act of cumming that is celebrated, especially when it involves a handless spurt of jism from an uncut European cock.
Things are off to a very frisky start when the truly adorable Nico Shieropolos, a dark, nicely muscled youth, wakes up with the slender bushy-browed York Penello in his bed. York may be slumbering, but his uncut cock is hard, so Nico gets his to the same state. The two don't even touch and York doesn't even wake up before a trickle of cum has arrived from his cock, with no help from anyone's hands! Nico does use his hand to finish on York's stomach and then heads out to the balcony, still hard and apparently still raring to go! Maybe the shower will cool off his ardor? He doesn't get to find out, because inked York soon joins him and they make out in the small shower. Nico happily sucks York and then they switch places, Nico now fully hard. This time, Nico has a handless shot just from rubbing up to his man, but they still aren't done! Nico sits himself down on York's dick and smoothly rides the long length of it. The voracious youth pulls himself off after fine work and then tops York with a fun pushy style. York barely needs his hand to pull out another cum-shot and Nico has his third on York's ass. They dress and leave together, turning proudly to the house and smiling before walking away, hand-in-hand (oh, so NOW they use their hands!).
This last bit of nostalgia is due to the fact that they are selling their home. Realtor Tom Hawai has the open house listing. This smiling round-faced man isn't concerned about potential buyers when he arrives because workman Fernando LaVegas (I don't make 'em up, folks) is standing on a ladder, ready with a bonder. So, Tom shows his through his suit. Tanned Fernando is a tasty morsel, and his fellow workman, delicious Lazar Long, watches from the next room, also hard. This thick edible hunk is invited to join, everyone touching and feeling, but not doing anything hardcore until Fernando has a hands-free cum-shot. Tom has one of the same and then Lazar bests them both with a handless geyser. Tom finally applies his lusty mouth to Fernando's cock and Lazar licks around Tom's ass. The blowjob goes quite well and keeps its steam when Lazar fucks Tom. It's an easy fuck for Lazar, who gets in all the way. They continue sideways on the floor where Fernando slithers into Lazar, making it an interesting man-in-the-middle. Fernando is the only one with energy here, but the three-man chain sure does look hot. Fernando leaves his goo on Lazar's balls, then Tom does the hands-free thing with Lazar still fucking him, leaving Lazar to cum another river just from grinding his cock along Tom's balls.
To work, to work. Tom hastily dresses so he can show the house to Lucky Taylor and Richi Rich. Petite Lucky has a solid thin body and the taller Richi has sexuality bursting from his bright eyes. Richi doesn't get ten feet into the house before he's already having a fantasy. With homeowner Nico outside some glass doors in an adjoining room, super-hot brunet Drago Lembeck and devoted sucker Felix Slovacek are on the couch. Drago looks athletically divine with Felix's head buried in his crotch, and Felix manages the thick piece well. Nico doesn't come into the room, but he does poke his hardon through the doors, always looking for something to rub up against. Drago does a so-so sucking on Felix, and this gets Nico to shoot, his cock still all alone in their room, still jammed between the doors. Felix pops by rubbing against his mate and then Drago contorts his face to force his handless shot out. Cum factor Nico pops again rubbing up against the door. That's his fifth cum-shot of the movie, which is only three scenes old! Nico is invited in to play with the muscle boys, squatting on the couch with Drago so Felix can eat their asses. Both have bulbous butts, so Felix feels compelled, understandably, to fuck them both as well. He goes back and forth on the guys as they each patiently wait their turns with the top. Drago, crunching his abs so beautifully, sits on Felix's cock and has Nico sit on his for a three-way ride-fest. Drago does fine work in the middle as both bottom and top. It's no shock that Nico quickly spurts without even having to look down at his cock. Felix and Drago follow up before, get this, Nico has another!
The former scene was Richi's fantasy. His long-lashed lover Lucky also has a sexually-active imagination. In his dream, well-formed Kevin Hartell is standing against a wall beating off while spikey-haired twink Rob Maxwell jacks off nearby on the stairs. As is the established pattern, each gets to cum by himself (though this time, it takes their hands to help) before anything happens between them. Once that's out of the way, handsome Kevin shoves his face into Rob's shaved ass and licks at the hole. His hole properly wetted, Rob parks it on Kevin's cock and the two gyrate. Rob can take the bulk of Kevin's cock, and the active Kevin works up gently from underneath. Rob's throbbing veiny cock swings around until it lets loose a handless blast. Kevin only needs to pull out to spray his load onto Rob's crotch.
By this point, Lucky and Richi have only advanced into the foyer with Tom. As he leads them up the stairs, he has his own visions of what the staircase landing can do when three men are present. They are shaved-headed Martin Nehmet, short-haired compact Gary Brickman and brunet looker Jake Butler. The latter starts in the middle of the other two, his cock being sucked by Gary and his ass being eaten by Martin. Martin has a fast-flicking tongue and Gary works Jake's thick stiffy well with his mouth and hand. Gary moves to licking the base of Jake's cock so Jake can let fly a cum-shot, which Gary apes just by holding onto his prick. Jake thanks Martin and Gary by getting between them and alternating blowjobs. No doubt his pierced tongue feels good on the cockheads he's managing to get in his mouth. Jake gets Gary to cum by nibbling at his balls, but Martin hasn't popped off yet! He's not far behind with the biggest shot of the scene dripping from his dick. Jake has his second conclusion. Not done yet, Jake hops onto a couch and has Martin fuck him. Martin's cock is awfully big for his ass, so it takes a while to open up the bottom. Jake licks at Gary's cock as he's being fucked, but after a while, Martin stops trying to force his way into Jake and lets Gary take over. Jake takes this fuck riding, and manages the entire length of it, with some decent speed. Martin cums on Jake's chest while the latter is still riding, another bountiful shot, and then the actively fucking boys grind away until they finish.
When Tom shows the guys the pool area, they nod to each other in agreement that they want some of Tom himself. So, they all strip down to their hairless bodies and big uncut cocks, groping and grabbing at each other. Tom is good at customer service when he gets between Lucky and Richi to blow them. They kiss above him, and his probing mouth gets nice amounts of their dicks down his throat. Richi's cock cums by itself with Tom at his balls and then Lucky lets go a smashing splatter. Tom needs his hand, but remember, he's already had some sex today! Lucky and Richi work on Tom's cock together in the best blowing section of the movie. Their double teaming has an oomph that many of the other blowjobs have lacked. No wonder Tom cums with their mouths working near his dickhead. Richi becomes the middle of a sandwich, sucking Lucky with Tom munching his ass. Tom soon slaps on a condom and slides into Richi's hole, another tight fit, but he's willing to work at it. Lucky looks so edible reclining and enjoying the blowjob he's receiving. Feisty Tom only gives up fucking Richi when the latter pulls away to sit on Lucky's dick and bob a bit. Richi cums being fucked, causing Lucky to pull out for a hands-free juicing. After they are done, Tom pops open a bottle of champagne, because it looks like he's pleased these guys well enough to sell them the house!
Filling the movie with hands-free cum-shots, always a novelty, director Danny Ray has sacrificed some hot moments. There's something to be said for the wild pumping of a furious fist and the explosion it can bring, especially after a hard-pounding fuck session, which are rare here. Though technically astounding, considering the positions these guys often get into, a certain heat is missing because the focus is always on who will be cumming next. However, there are worse things to base a movie on, so "Hot Property" is a fun flick.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; widescreen; gallery; solo (Richi Rich); behind-the-scenes footage (though, unfortunately, not subtitled); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue
