So, this car breaks down in front of a farm and the only room available to the stranger is the one belonging to the farmer's daughter, whom daddy thinks is chaste and virginal. In the middle of the night ... oh, wait, that's a hoary old joke and I'm here to talk about "The Farmer's Son." Okay, okay, gotcha. Sorry, moving on.
Erik Rhodes' car dies in Greensboro, North Carolina and he doesn't even have a cellphone signal. He goes to the nearest house and the door is answered by the farmer's son, Jessie Zane, who is already stroking a half-hard boner for Erik. Cue mean pappy Logan Steele who lets Erik use the phone, but no one can come out to fix the car in the middle of the night. Logan will let Erik stay, but as long as he stays away from his son! "You can trust me," Erik says. A smirking Jessie has other plans, such as watching Erik wash his enormous boner in the shower. Hmm, maybe this is the start of the joke!
Anyway, the night passes without event. But, the next day, Jessie is in the pool engaging in a Euro porn star-style romp with his pals, pulling off their swimsuits. Erik is invited, but declines, so Jessie goes after him. That leaves Zackary Pierce, Steve Boston and Patrick Fisher to take advantage of poolside fun. Patrick gets out of the pool, brandishing a woody that soon attracts the other two. The broad-shouldered Patrick is soon sucked by lean brunet Steve, with amazingly tight Zackary feeding his cock to Patrick. Steve does well with a peppy deep-throat while Zackary barks out commands to everyone. A hand-off kiss sends Zackary down to Patrick's dick and Patrick to Steve's. Patrick is a lively performer, but Zackary is having a great deal of fun playing with Patrick's endowment. After Patrick sucks the other two solo, Steve's cute butt sits on Patrick to get fucked, with Zackary loudly encouraging the fuck. Patrick is a spitfire thrusting up into Steve, who fits all of Patrick easily. In an apparently preferred position, Steve rides Zackary's cock and this one is a big exciting fuck, with lots of energy from Zackary. Steve has proven so good a bottom that Patrick gets in there as well, now giving Steve a hot double-penetration. Patrick socks him pretty hard, so Steve is getting a real stretch. Giving Steve a rest, Zackary fucks Patrick and then Patrick and Zackary drop their goo on Steve, who finishes last.
Jessie taunts Erik, basically daring him to attempt to get into mechanic Jason Adonis' pants. "What is this, some gay Mayberry?" Erik asks. But, the gauntlet is down and Erik goes over to Jason to work his magic. Seeing the two of them in one scene takes a very big television. There is more muscle between these two than entire small countries. Erik very quickly makes a grab for Jason and fishes out his dick. Hitting the ground, giant Erik then gobbles up the dick, sucking greedily as the statuesque Jason enjoys the hearty blowjob. Erik is a total pro, whipping this sucking with his usual excellence, manning his own giant one as well. Jason has never been a world-class oralist, and given a dick as big as Erik's, it's a somewhat disappointing blowjob, though Jason wins points by using different styles and a fast-paced hand. The towering titans take time to make out, grabbing at each other's biggest muscles and then Erik pushes Jason onto the flatbed of the truck to eat his ass. Raging ahead, Erik has a delightful time licking Jason's absolutely hairless hole. It's a meaty munch, with so much muscle to dive between in having a good time. Without any warning comes the film's big moment, a very rare instance of Jason Adonis bottoming. He sits on Erik's dick to bounce. Yes, Jason Adonis is taking cock, and yes, his hole is mighty tight, but he's very game. Not only does he manage the better part of Erik's cock, but he looks to be enjoying himself as well. It continues with Erik doing Jason doggy and now that Erik has taken control of the fuck, he's making sure he slides further into Jason, turning him into a grand bottom. Erik takes a path of sensitivity here, going easier on Jason than he might usually do, but that doesn't mean it's not an extremely likeable and determined fuck. Jason is on his back for some missionary fucking, crunched up and looking beautiful as Jason continues his assault, which is getting easier and easier. Covered in sweat, Jason soon adds cum to the mixture and then Erik has a sprinkly finish.
Logan goes off hunting, though Jessie tells Erik there is always a lot of yelling, but no caught animals and when Erik, still frustrated at not having had Jessie yet, asks Jessie what he does while dad is gone, he trots off to a friend's house, leaving Erik alone on the porch, reading a magazine.
Off grizzly tattooed Logan goes to the woods, where he comes across redhead wonder Blu Kennedy getting blown by the very adorable Jamie Donovan. Blu's large cock fits about halfway into Jamie's mouth, but Jamie gives him a very sensual loving blowjob. Logan joins them, flopping out his cock for Blu to blow. Jamie gets a chance to suck Logan as Blu dive bombs a deep-throat on Jamie, doing a masterful quiet job. Jamie's jeans are ripped off him and Logan goes in for some ass-munch. Logan is a loud excitable type and he gives Jamie a roaring tongue-fuck while Jamie goes back to sucking Blu. At one point, Logan is blowing Jamie and even crams both of Jamie's balls into his mouth with the dick! All of this while shouting orders at Jamie to suck Blu harder. For all of Logan's prep work, it's actually Blu who gets to fuck Jamie first. His largeness fits very comfortably into Jamie and Blu is off like a shot, giving Jamie a fun-filled series of blasts. Such a great performer, Blu grabs the scene and doesn't let go during his excellent ass-pounding. He gets even better when Logan inserts his cock into his ass, now playing man in the middle, not letting up on Jamie and taking Logan all the way. Logan just has to stand there and let Blu do all the work, which he's more than eager to do. Jamie then rides on Blu and with Logan's encouragement, bounces hugely. Jamie is the tamest of the three here, but in this position, he works his hardest, and of course Blu is thrusting up at him as help. Jamie and Logan cum on Blu's smooth chest and then Blu has a good pop for the finale.
Jessie devises a ruse to get Erik to chase after him, and of course it works. Logan had warned Erik not to go near his son, but with Jessie sitting in the car totally naked, Erik can't resist. "Oh, fuck it." And he will! Jessie, as cute as cute gets with an ass that deserves a spot on the cast list, is first to get sucked. Erik gorges with a lively deep-throat, having no problem with this twinky personification of lust. Giant Erik brings his cock to Jessie's face, and it takes every bit of that face to suck Erik. But, Jessie shows just how much he's wanted Erik with a superb sucking. Erik face-fucks him for help, but Jessie is an eager sprite and works from the balls to the top of Erik's foreskin gleefully. Finally, Jessie's butt sees some action! Erik buries his face in it, tickling with his tongue as Jessie pushes his butt into Erik's face. Jessie could not be a better match for Erik's intensity. The rimming is absolutely perfect. So, Erik does to him what all travelers to do the spawn of farmers and fucks him silly. Jessie encourages loudly and Erik plows ahead. His hefty cock finds a sweet welcoming haven all the way inside Jessie's ass and he goes along at a fast clip. No tightness here, so Erik gets to ram at Jessie with fervor. The velvety ass wants so much cock when Erik does Jessie missionary. Look at Erik, pulling almost all the way out and then ramming ahead with every thrust. It's a big fuck. For good measure, Jessie gets to ride as well, doing so in an expert position that doesn't look at all easy, but which he handles like a total pro. This kid really has "it." Still bouncing, Jessie cums and Erik is right behind him.
Yeah, the farmer's son ain't no virgin, but we figured that out. That he's such a wiz is the best news, as played by Jessie Zane in a performance both hilarious and sexually adept. It's his movie as much as Erik Rhodes, who gets two scenes and excels in both of them. Sometimes the oldest jokes are the best ones!
DVD features: Chapters; galleries; bloopers and outtakes, solo (Jason Adonis); trailers ("Riding Hard," "Dripping Wet," "From Top to Bottom" and "The Velvet Mafia"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue