It's a boy's night of poker, cigars and bottled water. In Pornland, that usually means strip poker, but here, it doesn't. The central premise is even hoarier than that, the old "what makes a man gay" argument. I don't think that one will ever be settled, but I'll settle for an answer to "what makes a man like gay porn" since this handily delivers a positive series of responses.
Since it's stag, talk turns to sex quickly and Zach Rockwood declares that being able to fuck a guy in the ass doesn't make one gay. He convinces the others that it's only the bottom who is gay. Soon enough, Nickolay Petrov is dared into trying this, calls on Kurt Wild and they go off to the bedroom with everyone else watching. Lean and dark Nickolay has a delicious cock that thin pale Kurt doesn't mind sucking, not even in front of a gallery of guys. Nickolay's moaning shows he enjoys it himself. The premise of the movie doesn't allow Nickolay to reciprocate, but Kurt has fun sucking Nickolay's hefty uncut cock and balls for a long while. Remember, the proof only came with fucking, but from the slapping and teasing Nickolay gives Kurt's ass, he seems more than academically interested. Once he plunges into Kurt's tiny ass, rocking Kurt all over the bed and begging for it, the only thing proved is that he's a wonderful top. Just fitting his cock into Kurt's ass is impressive, but Nickolay is relentless with his fucking and Kurt whines delightedly the whole time. Kurt cums with Nickolay having flipped him on his back, still asking to be fucked after cumming! Nickolay then sprays a good load all over Kurt's pristine torso.
The other guys have gone from watching Nickolay and Kurt to trying it out themselves. Ringleader Zach Rockwood, a beefy intense brunet with a chiseled body, has then tattooed Jorden Michaels to test drive. Jorden does a little striptease to get Zach, who is supposed to be straight, hard, and it works. Jorden is a knowing tease, flapping about on a couch with his butt in the air, all but wearing a "fuck me" sign. Zach finally goes to touch him and starts with a gently massaging feel around Jorden's writhing body. Apparently mistaking an asshole for the pussy he so believes in, Zach lightly licks around it and then fingers Jorden. He then relaxes while Jorden blows him upside down. Zach's manageable cock is catnip to quiet professional Jorden. The sucker turns in a nice simply subtle sucking, actually quite passionate most of the time. It's inspiring enough for Zach to break his own rules and suck Jorden in a 69. After that brief bit of business, Zach fucks Jorden, who suddenly becomes vocal and encouraging to this sturdy top. The easygoing nature of their chemistry translates to a hearty fuck, rhythmic and non-stop, with both guys looking quite interested. Hell, Zach even kisses Jorden pretty passionately while still inside him. Jorden rides on Zach for a bit and dumps a creamy load onto Zach's abs as he does. Zach's shot is equally full, going all the way up his chest.
Tall brunet T.J. Young has seemed the most interested in this whole theory, lingering the longest watching the first scene and now stumbling onto hunky goateed Andrew Justice and shaved-headed hottie Christian Owen about to get it on. There's a lot of lust in both their eyes as Christian plays with Andrew's giant cock before finally sucking it. It's a whopper, but Christian is up to the task and within moments, they are 69ing so Andrew can do just as well. Of all the couples so far, these two seem the most into each other, hot for the sex and not the plot. T.J. finally makes his move and joins them. He gives Christian a second cock to suck, with Andrew still going on Christian. Then it's a circle-suck for the guys, Christian still a highlight performer, but both Andrew and T.J. eager and hungry. While Andrew blows him, Christian rims T.J.'s ass, making big laps around the hole with his tongue. Andrew is first to fuck Christian's untanned hide, sliding in seamlessly as Christian sucks long-lashed T.J. Masculine Andrew is a feisty top, slamming into Christian over and over, giving way only so T.J. can take over. After both take Christian doggy, T.J. does him missionary (a dick always filling Christian's mouth as well) and then puts himself in the same position to get fucked by Andrew. Andrew is the first to sprinkle goo on T.J.'s chest, followed by a biggie from Christian and then a final shot by T.J.
Sebastian Young is just about to work with the ever-adorable and ever-youthful Teutonic stud Hans Ebson when Nickolay declares he's still horny. So, Sebastian steps aside and Hans doesn't seem to mind the change in personnel. Since Nickolay is already hard, he pushes Hans' face down onto his cock and Hans opens those juicy lips wide to take a whole heap of Nickolay's inches. Hans is so dependable, and absolutely mouthwatering when he turns around and shoves his ass in Nickolay's direction. That's a pretty clear signal, so Nickolay invades it. He slips smoothly into Hans and then continues with another manly incessant pounding, slamming as hard against Hans as he can, balls slapping noisily. Hans can take a real royal workover and Nickolay is even bigger with his fucking than he was earlier. A flip to missionary fucking doesn't last too long before Nickolay has fucked the cum out of Hans and then unloads a giant load of his own.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; gallery; behind-the-scenes footage; trailers ("Doggie Style," "Going Under," "Wet Palms," "Shameless Pleasure," "Jackhammer" and "The Hole"); no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue
