"Tailpipes," with its clever titular pun and sexed-up mechanics, is easily director Michael Brandon's most sexually and technically proficient effort to date, not to mention a scene with Roman Ragazzi that is pure gold from top to bottom and up and down (which, by the way, is how Remy Delaine ravages Roman).
Three grease monkeys, Marcos David, Alexy Tyler and Bo Matthews, shirk their duties as mechanics for some excellent sucking and fucking. Marcos is a muscular Latino, Alexy a sleek European and Bo a corn-fed Americano. And Bo is also a dazzling cocksucker, choking down co-worker cock one (and often) two at a time, gorging himself with eagerness and aplomb. Marco and Alexy get their licks in as well before fucking Bo atop a steel worktable in the well-lighted garage. Bo is versatile, giving as good as he got, slamming a hot fuck into Alexy's muscular butt before all three let their goo rain down on the concrete floor.
Roman Ragazzi and Remy Delaine hook up in a garage where the lube jobs are purely pornographic. Roman is a hirsute stud with dark hair, muscles galore and a thick dong. He's fucking sensational. No less sexy is Remy, a bearded hunk with a huge uncut cock and sly grin. What follows is one of those instant-classic fucks that will likely go down in gay porn history as one of the hottest on record. But before it goes down in the books, Roman goes down -- on Remy's gigantic prick. He licks, nibbles and otherwise swallows whole the enormous penis with the kind of enthusiasm and skill only a natural-born cocksucker can muster. Remy does likewise with Roman's big schlong -- nuzzling, gobbling and repaying the favor as best he can. But the real pay-off comes when Roman flips his legs in the air and Remy rims the hairy hole like a madman. This activity causes Remy to spurt out his load, followed by a big splash from Remy. They save the best for last, however: Roman's big ass splayed out on the edge of a pick-up, Remy slowly and powerfully sliding his cock in and out of Roman's ass, the pace quickly picking up. Remy then goes for a power-fuck, Roman encouraging Remy to fuck him harder and deeper, the overhead camera capturing each entry and exit of Remy's dong in and out of Roman's gorgeous muscle-butt beautifully. They move to a standing position, more wonderful camerawork, this time from underneath. Remy now in full-tilt mode, slamming big Roman with all his might until he pulls out to cum. And that brings to a close one helluva moment in gay porn history.
Alexy and his statuesque body and gorgeous face return for the third scene, this time paired with donkey-dicked Justin Christopher. They kiss and grope like young lovers do in garages, I guess, slowly and sensually. Alexy then gorges on Justin's thick-as-an-arm dong, getting as much down his gullet as he can with each trip down the humongous brown bone. Justin has an easier go, briskly deep-throating Alexy's pretty pecker. They finish with gooey facials each.
Justin -- and his super-thick dick -- returns for the finale with super-handsome Martin Mazza and tattooed tough-top Dak Ramsey. Justin and Martin begin the beguine, with pretty-boy Martin deep-throating Justin's challenge of a cock before getting deep-dicked relentlessly. After much pounding from Justin, Martin gets a flesh-colored dildo shoved in deep by Dak, a palate cleanser, before Dak piston-fucks the cum out of Martin, and then Dak and Justin dump their spunk.
DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; trailers; and no regional coding.
A DVD Review by Butch Harris
