Roman Heart seems to me one of the most relaxed porn stars around. Every scene of his has captivating vibrancy and freshness. They are all leisurely jaunts brimming with talent. But, I guess everyone needs an actual vacation, thus "Roman's Holiday." Roman, with his chiseled facial good looks, mouthwatering ass and overall sensuality, goes to Buenos Aires. What do you think he does there? Every man he can find, of course. The combination of Roman Heart and lusty South American pros is absolute heaven.
After an obligatory bus trip to see the sights, Roman goes cruising in the park and gets lucky with tattooed shaved-headed Robinho Desilva. They go back to Ribinho's place and make out excitedly. Robinho starts the hardcore action in the best spot possible, licking at Roman's asshole, situated between two perfectly rounded hairless cheeks. That's all it takes to get Roman to bend over so colorful Robinho can fuck him. Robinho is all man, giving a very pushy urgent fuck, and Roman coos in delight. His ass can handle anything. Robinho is all smiles when Roman bounces on his dick, with Roman now leading the scene beautifully. Robinho goes back on the attack and then creams all over Roman's face so Roman can shoot.
As Roman leaves the building, he passes Ulises Falcon and German Rojas entering. Immediately into the bedroom they go, mouths open wide to gobble each other. Ulises is a classically handsome brunet and German a sizzling caramel-colored cutie with just a hint of facial hair. They don't stop kissing to undress and then brow-pierced Ulises goes down on German's solid pecker with a deeply wanting blowjob. Ulises is unwilling to stop working, so he then moves from blowing German to rimming and fingering his hairy hole. Ass being the real focus of this movie, German lavishes attention on Ulises' with his tongue and fingers until the hole is ready to be fucked. Ulises has a very welcoming butt, and German gives it an intense fuck, using a steady fast rhythm. Their highlight comes when German fucks Ulises flat on the bed so they can kiss while German is dominating his bottom. Ulises rides German and then both guys cum.
Fairly housebound, Roman, in just a towel, answers the door to greet new friends Damian Ferreyra, a scruffy hottie, and Thomas Achaval, sporting a thin beard and shaved head. What they are there for, we don't know, but they decide to take advantage of Roman's dressing time to get it on with each other. Immediately naked, the two flop on the bed for a great 69 that finds two powerhouse mouths working with two huge cocks. Damian is really a madman when it comes to cocksucking, but he's soon moving to Thomas' ass with long licks all around it. Damian flips over Thomas, who does both his dick and ass, but Damian is the clear topman here. He starts doing Thomas sideways, always tricky, but here done superbly as the two mack and touch throughout. Damian skillfully flips Thomas on all-fours and fucks him doggy with a slow-burning feeling to his ferocious depth. Thomas cums being fucked, and sweaty Damian is right behind him with a shot to his bottom's buttcheeks.
Roman was invited to Argentina by Max Schutler, the gorgeous dark-haired superstar. Luckily, Max is well-connected to friends just as hot as he, so when Roman is finally dressed, he finds big-eyed Max already entertaining Michael Amerika, Alejandro Bravo and Bruno Bordas. Roman introduces himself to each guy with full tongue-in-throat. Goateed Bruno likes it, eyes still twinkling when Roman moves to butch Alejandro, also with a goatee, but short hair and earrings, and then Michael, a petite guy with creamy white skin. They are all soon in just undies, Max blowing Alejandro on the stairs while Roman and Michael share Bruno. Max is the only guy here who stands a chance of upstaging Roman, and his blowjob on Alejandro is stellar, but Roman's on Bruno is even better. That's why he's the star! Bruno's oral handling of Michael's outrageously thick piece is facile, and so is Alejandro's work on Max. Five great mouths, can you ask for anything more? The sucking energy remains deliciously high and then it's time to rim. Alejandro gets Michael, and with heaps of oomph, while Roman's beckoning ass welcomes Max and Bruno to its entrance. However, the fucking actually finds Max sliding in and out of Alejandro with total ease, while Roman turns top to do Bruno, still gulping down Michael's cock. Max makes topping look so natural, while Roman goes for a wilder style, thrashing around Bruno's ass with pep, losing his pretty boy image in a nasty plug. He then uses the same energy on Alejandro, really ramming at him with all he's got. Michael finally gets to use his monster cock, fucking brave Max very well, another top letting Roman own the scene with his bubbly feisty antics. Michael gets to do Bruno too, while the other three watch, beat off, kiss and even suck a bit. Bruno cums with Michael still very much inside him and everyone follows. This centerpiece orgy is director John Bruno at his best, playing up to his star's abilities, but not letting the other guys off easily.
Max and Roman see more of the city's outdoor wonders, but then Roman goes cruising again. At the waterfront, he finds pals strapping he-men Daniel Marvin and Pedro Andreas. These twin towers of muscle need only a look from sexpot Roman to instantly befriend him. Soon home and naked, Roman is sandwiched between the two inked guys, pushed to bed to blow them (and not unwillingly). Roman starts on Daniel, a goateed brunet with brow, nipple and ball piercings who then sucks Roman as the latter does Pedro, a hulk with a piercing below his lip. Both guys are hung, but also very talented. Daniel gives Roman a terrific sucking. Daniel is as needy as Roman to be busy, though Roman is the winning deep-throater here, alternating on the other guys with wowing élan. Roman eats Pedro's ass while Daniel sucks our hero all the way to his balls, and then Roman does the same to Daniel, himself soon munching Pedro's lightly fuzzy hole. Roman bends over Pedro on the bed and Daniel fucks him. Daniel is off like a shot with incredible energy from the onset, clenching his abs and grinding with a sexy hip sway while Pedro and Roman 69, including more time for Roman to rim Pedro. Daniel works up a juicy sweat fucking Roman, who delivers the movie's best ass-eating. It's then Pedro's turn to do Roman, gingerly bounding fully in and out of Roman's perfect ass.
Then comes the shining moment: Roman's double-penetration. How both Daniel and Pedro fit in there, I have no idea, but physiology isn't my department anyway. I'm only concerned with whether or not it works, and man, does it ever! Pedro and Daniel both push in and out, stretching Roman to the max with the camera poised perfectly to catch it. Roman's last role is cum rag, taking two shots to the tongue and face before finishing himself off.
In strict terms, a Roman holiday is an atrocity marked by enjoying the misfortune of others, but luckily there is that apostrophe-S here so that we know this is enjoyment at the behest of others, with everyone participating gleefully and willingly. Roman leads a top-notch Argentine cast in a sexy polished romp that surges with Latin volatility.
DVD features: Chapters; trailers ("Rush & Release," "Basic Plumbing," "Longboard," "The Farmer's Son" and "Riding Hard"); and no regional coding.
A DVD Review by Brent Blue
