|Bob Mizer Foundation||2013|
Description source: promotional material
"Theatre Film Classics" are groundbreaking films that we have re-mastered directly from AMG founder Bob Mizer's original 16mm reels.
These reels premiered in Los Angeles' Park Theatre between 1969 & 1971.
These films were produced just after the posingstraps fell and male frontal nudity was legalized, but before anybody was brave enough to commercialize hardcore pornography.
These few years are the infancy of hardcore, during a time when filmmakers were terrified to attach their names to explicit material.
These films were among the first gay pornographic films shown in a public venue. Before 1970, gay adult erotica was limited to personal viewing in the privacy of one's home.
We have gone back to the original film reels projected in the Park Theatre to present Mizer's vision in its intended form.
There’s more than one way to become a straight ‘A’ student. Of course there’s the study, pay attention and do your reading homework, but for some this method is just too grueling. For those students made of muscle more than mind, there’s always extra credit.
Joe White, our teacher in this tale, sits at his desk shuffling papers. Phil Seward a mischievous football player, runs in late and sits down quickly. Phil thinks he’s pulled one over on the ol’ man, but Joe’s no fool. He reprimands Phil for his tardiness and failing grades. He may be disappointed, but Joe takes his job seriously. He decides that it’s time Phil get a personal lesson. He pulls out an anatomy book and starts to teach Phil about the body’s muscles. As he reads off the names of each muscle, bicep, tricep, abdominal, Phil tries to teach the teacher a little lesson of his own. He stands close over his shoulder and caresses Joe’s ear and shoulders.
Clearly disturbed, Joe moves to the chalkboard and Phil follows. Phil pulls a prank at the board, and draws a dick on a picture of the male torso. After being told that he’s breaking the rules, Phil drops trousers to make a point. “See I have one too,” he says, adding “and so do you.” Phil then strips a nervous Joe down to nothing, lays him out on his desk and kisses him first on the neck and then the lips. After some heavy petting and serious tongue kissing, Joe marks Phil’s report card with an ‘A.’
It’s not a tie, not a book, and certainly not a power tool. So what can it be? What is Jonny’s Birthday present? A tall dark and handsome Southern gentleman named James O’Rourke, that’s what.
Jonny Allison sits on his couch talking to a friend on the phone and enjoying his birthday alone. His friend tells him that he is sending over a gift, to which Jonny responds, “Gifts are for Children!” Too bad, Jonny, it looks like there’s a delivery for you at the front door. Sure enough, Jonny opens the door to find James O’Rourke an eager-to-please escort, who won’t leave until the job is done. No matter how hard Jonnny pleads for his present to get up and go, James just won’t be swayed. He must give Jonnny pleasure. James fights Jonny’s disgust one complaint at a time, until both men are stripped down to their birthday suits and Jonny’s on his stomach getting a massage. The massage soon turns to kissing, touching, and – you guessed it – anal sex. James and Jonny fuck like animals and then his gift is out the door and on to other birthday boys.
The sex is entirely simulated and no erections even occur. Still, something is strange here. The Physique Pictorial never mentioned sex acts, even simulated ones, yet offered this film without explanation.
Naked story line.
Theater version had sound.
Professor Paul Fox is a serious educator. He demands that all of his pupils do their work or face the consequences. Rowdy footballer, Kenneth Bond has a problem staying focused, so Paul’s keeping him after class until he can finish his assignment. Ever the practical joker, Kenneth can’t stand to sit still, so he grabs a can of shaving cream and sprays it right in Prof. Foxes face.
Bad behavior brings harsh punishment, so Paul bends the bare bottomed Kenneth over a chair for a few whacks with a yardstick. After a fair beating, Fox tells him to put his pants back on but the obstinate SOB just loves to push buttons. Instead, he sits down and strips himself bare. As if that weren’t enough, he then pulls a poisonous apple out of his football helmut and hands it over as a gift to Prof. Fox.
Fox takes a few big bites and within moments, he’s fast asleep. The little trickster takes the opportunity to strip Fox down to nothing – absolutely nothing. After taking off his clothes to expose a lightly hairy, and super sexy body, Bond decides to hit him where it hurts – right in the kisser. No, he doesn’t punch him. Instead he shaves his beard.
When the professor awakes, Bond has his head buried in another patch of fur, and apparently Professor Fox likes the attention. The film closes with the two passionately making out at Kenneth’s desk. See what a little hard work will get you?
Do you love candy? Do you love sucking on lollipops? Chewing bubble gum? Licking licorice. Well, regardless of how strong your sweet tooth is, this film takes confectionary affection to another level entirely. The picture opens with a middle-aged cross-dressing madam deep throating an over-sized candy cane. After slobbin’ on her sugar stick she tends to a few house affairs. It looks like one of the girls has missed three days in a row and she needs some new talent. Madam Sucks-a-lot puts in a call to a local prostitute temp agency and waits for her new recruit to come in, all the while blowing her sweet treat.
The new girl arrives within moments, but there is something strange about this lady. Something a bit masculine. She heads to her new room and puts her things away. She sits and waits for her first client to roll in, and in the mean time flips through a few beefcake rags for inspiration.
Alas. A randy young sailor comes coasting through the door and picks the newbie from a photo line up. Apparently this sailor likes a lady with a little extra meat on her bones. He takes off his clothes and starts to disrobe his woman but once her shirts off, it becomes obvious that something’s not right. Or is it? So the ladies a man, but it seems the sailor has no problem with that. He strips her down anyway and those boys get to playing. The film closes with the two, both in men’s clothing, leaving the brothel arm in arm. Only this time around, Madam Sweet Tooth’s got a bitter taste in her mouth. Those damn temp agencies!
Originally a special order made a standard release in 1971.
There’s something brewing in Lee Allen’s cauldron. It’s not snips, and snails, and puppy dog tails. Oh no. It’s something far more sinister. This nude little Wizard is messing with black magic. He’s playing with the devil, literally. Allen summons Lucifer (Ace Angel) with a spell from his big book of tricks. He isn’t trying to make a bargain for his life, he’s not trying to sell his soul. No, this sick witch wants the devil’s love. So he convinces the prince of darkness to put on a little naked dance for him. His body writhes as his dick and balls flop wildly about. Tuckered from his tango, Lucifer falls fast asleep and Allen seizes the opportunity to show Beelzebub what a blow job is all about. He takes the evil one’s little devil in his mouth and slides his soft lips along his hot shaft. The Devil blows his load, thanks Allen for the help, and is on his own. No kisses, no post-blow spooning, just wham, bam, thank you man, and he’s out. Hopefully Wizard Lee has learned his lesson – play with fire and your bound to get burned. Is that what you meant?