“Every university has its best and its brightest … and it’s hottest,” we are told as the movie begins. The narrator tells us his fraternity is the school’s most exclusive and that it’s his job to wrangle in the newbies, apparently all on one night. “And tonight is that night.” Ah, the good old fraternity flick. It’s up there in the Porn Handbook with the plumber and the pizza delivery boy. It comes with paddles and orders, so it’s perfect! Falcon has resurrected its “Pledgemaster” series with “Pledgemaster: The Hazing,” proving that a comfy chestnut never really goes out of style. However, I must question the actual exclusivity of this frat. As the action begins, we see a bunch of rather dippy freshmen get pulled into vans. In fact, two of them get picked off together … by one guy in a hood! Okay, so a goon squad in an unmarked van kidnaps guys who would never be able to find the track field, let alone run around it, and we have new pledges. Got it? Good, on we go. Inside the van, Nash Lawler is in charge. He orders the three new guys to undress, and they do, apparently not clued in yet that this is hazing and not a terrorist activity. Nash single-handedly ties up all three boys. Nash is horny on this long trip back to the frat house, so he insists blond stunner Cameron Marshall, brandishing a 7 tattoo on his chest, suck his dick. Hands behind his back and working in a very confined space, Cameron is able to do it, fears be damned. Nash overacts his receipt of the blowjob, still ordering the other guys not to look, while Cameron bravely deep-throats Nash. He follows every order, doting on the mushroom-headed dick as it’s jammed deeper into his throat. Cameron’s mouth does the trick quickly and Nash cums on his cheek. Our new pledges hopefully understand this is all part of initiation once they are dumped at the frat house in just their undies and shoes. Left alone for enough time to do a Bollywood musical number, the guys don’t even figure out that they could easily escape, so we’ll also have to assume this fraternity is not a MENSA gathering either. Cameron is left to stand in the hallway looking fetching as Nash and John Magnum, dressed as Medieval monks, take scraggly Kyler Benz and rosy-cheeked brunet Dayton O’Connor down to the basement, which comes complete with candles, funky shadowing, meandering smoke and horror-movie music, not to mention a few giant Greek statues I suppose used to connect it all to the Greek lettering on the outside of the building. Kyler and Dayton are bent over, still tied up, while Nash and John beat their asses into glowing redness with the requisite paddles. The boys bravely make it through this part and then Kyler is made to blow Dayton on the orders of the monkish older guys, soon to disrobe as well. Dayton turns into the meanest of them, wriggling his hips with great butt-clenching motion to fill Kyler’s mouth with cock. His long piece is a beauty and he’s delighted by Kyler’s inspiring mouth. Blue-eyed beefcake John and Nash love what they see too, making Kyle suck and rim Dayton. Then it’s Dayton’s turn to prove if he’s got the mouth to rush this frat, and luckily, he does. He’s as big a gulper as Kyler, managing to keep a straight face as the orders from John and Nash get progressively funnier. John, looking every inch the superhero that the tattoo on his shoulder promises, dirty-talks a-plenty as he face-fucks Kyler, letting Nash do the same to Dayton. As peppy as Kyler is, Dayton wins the competition with the smoothest possible deep-throat. He also gives Nash an excellent ass-munch, wetting his smooth hole luxuriously. Kyler gets to dunk his face in John’s muscular ass as well, but Dayton really sets the pace. It’s no surprise that Nash soon fucks Dayton as John does Kyler. Kyler’s hair flaps hither and yon and John slices in and out of his ass, an extremely watchable case of the strapping he-man plowing the little dude. Nash pushes into Dayton with enough force that the two bottoms are soon able to lock lips while being hammered. A bed materializes in the basement where Dayton rides Nash with unquenchable perfection, his own cock ramrod straight, and John continues to split Kyler in two. Kyler shoots being fucked and then sweaty Dayton finishes (“shoot that pledge cum all over the place,” Nash roars). Apparently there’s a little sexual history between Nash and John, because after they send the pledges back upstairs, they swap blowjobs to blast. They don’t come more handsome than Luke Marcum, with his perfect little button nose and petite flawlessly chiseled physique. He’s one of the upperclassmen, who has managed to kidnap Derrek Diamond, although a phone call from the head pledgemaster tells him no one is to touch Derrek but him. This means T.J. has to make do with Cameron, still standing tied up near the frat entrance. Luke, with a sweet little salamander tattoo near the entrance to his pubes, forces Cameron to suck him, making Cameron beg for when he’s allowed to breathe. That’s not often since he’s such a whiz-bang sucker. This boy wants in! Without instruction, he knows to instinctively how to please tough-minded Luke. This scene, set in a hallway, is also particularly well filmed, with the camera swooping all over the action, soaking in the hotness of both players. Luke drips scalding candle wax on Cameron’s butt, about the only thing that could make it prettier. Luke’s own ass makes do with Cameron’s tongue, rimming it with a flicking excited motion. Bucking predictability, Cameron gets to stand over Luke and receive a blowjob from his older soon-to-be-bro. Of course, Luke manages to keep his fingers tickling at Cameron’s hole the entire time, but that’s to be expecting considering how fuckable Cameron’s butt is. This position allows Cameron to back up a few feet and sit down on Luke’s dick, fitting it all inside on the first insertion. Cameron wraps his arms around Luke’s neck and brays with delight as he bounces. There’s a strange lack of momentum at times, but Luke is awfully well hung, so no doubt Cameron needs to stretch to accommodate him. When Luke does Cameron standing up, that is all rectified. Cameron helps by tightening the muscles and making Luke work to get in and out. An upside-down fuck of the bottom is notably picturesque. This is perfect positioning for Cameron to aim his cum-shot at his own mouth. He then stands under Luke and waits for a second to be dumped on him. I think the size of Luke’s load says Cameron is in! It took us this long into the movie, and I know you were waiting for it, so here it is, guys ... the choral chanting that has to be part of any frat fuck flick soundtrack. It follows robed T.J. Hawke, more mouthwateringly adorable than imposing, into another dank room where he has blindfolded Jake Woods and Patrick Kennedy to break in. These two, who could pass for actual brothers, are young, lean and cute, perfect for frat fun. T.J. has them eat each other’s asses for a while, barking amusing commands (well, that’s how they come off) as they happily drill their tongues and fingers into each other. T.J. likes playing with toys, brandishing outrageously big ones first in the boys mouths as he makes them beg for it. “Alright, you little pledge maggots, it’s time for some fraternity games,” T.J. chirps as he twists another set of dildos into their asses (mouths still full). T.J. mans them both at once, totally ambidextrous when it comes to hazing newbie asses. After more than enough time with rubber toys, Jake and Patrick are allowed to play with T.J.’s very own meat, kneeling in front of him and blowing together. They are already showing how they understand teamwork with a bountiful shared suckjob. Patrick, who has a long cock and big balls, is made to fuck Jake, an ace bottom who sucks T.J. as he’s being raided from behind. Patrick isn’t any tougher a sprite than T.J. in terms of playing rough, but he’s a very good top. He make sure to stay buried deep the whole time, looking so casually expert as Jake winces with each thrust. T.J. finally joins the fuck action when he sneaks into Patrick’s ass, making Patrick suddenly the scene’s hero with a very brave and wondrous man-in-the-middle. Now Patrick is truly inspired, and becomes thrillingly dynamic able to top and bottom. T.J. gets his solo fucking time doing Patrick while blowing Jake. T.J. is an engaging top, and the camerawork over his shoulder shows him glamorously pounding hard at Patrick’s amazingly smooth ass. Jake cums first, but close on his heels is T.J., spreading the movie’s best shot all over Jake’s chest, and then donkey-dicked Patrick. After T.J. orders the guys to clean up the room, he then grins broadly and welcomes them officially into the fold. Remember, Derrek Diamond is the special piece of ass reserved for the big guy, who of course is behemoth Erik Rhodes, perhaps the oldest living college student imaginable, even by porn’s generous standards. However, who would want to leave school if it worked like this? Erik, all fourteen tons of him, wears dark boots and sports a whip in order to start humiliating delicious Derrek, ideally cast in the part of a youthful wannabe. Erik has Derrek lick his boots as he whacks him with his riding crop. However, Erik soon hones in on the cavernous hole inside Derrek’s tight undies and from there he has only one thing on his mind. Derrek is allowed to blow Erik, and he goes apeshit doing it, gagging magnificently. Erik doesn’t even have to push him. Derrek is flashy as all hell with this insane deep-throat, the best blowjob in a film filled with good ones. Derrek has a huge pecker of his own, a curvy thick piece that would be a treat to play with. Erik, not always keen on sucking dick, has the time of his life blowing Derrek, into it with his mouth and hand. Erik then slides underneath Derrek and rims him. Now this is sublime. I said earlier that Erik was helplessly in love with Derrek’s ass from the onset, and his rimjob shows that lust undimmed. However, Erik is always at his best fucking, and his rambunctious nailing of Derrek finds them both coated in sweat. Erik swings his whole body into the action, seeming to start each thrust from feet away, sending his cock sailing into Derrek majestically over and over. The almost upside down sideways position is quite a thrill, and Erik makes sure it stays camera-pretty. Derrek gets to show off a bit riding Erik, proving he can take all of those inches by himself. Derrek, by now sweating so much he looks like an oil slick, cums while bouncing and then shoves his ass in the air so Erik can stand over him and aim a cum shot at it. Full of face, dick or goo, it’s always looks ripe and ready. Erik doesn’t end there. He has to drip red wax all over Derrek’s body before sealing the initiation with a kiss. So, what kind of frat is this? Not athletic. Not smart. Well, it’s just what Pledgemaster Rhodes told us up front: it’s hot. The brothers are babes, all of them, and the newbies will effortlessly carry on the tradition of steamy sex that has been a part of this frat for so many years. What else could one ask for in a band of brothers? DVD Features: Chapters; Extended footage from the Erik-Derrek scene (with Derrek fucking Erik); behind-the-scenes footage; scene from the original “Pledgemasters” (a scene with Race Jensen, Mike Gregory and Ryan Edwards; From “New Pledgemasters,” a scene with J.T. Sloan, Alec Powers, Casey Jordan, Peter Bishop and Eric Marx; gallery; trailers (“Roman’s Holiday 2,” “Roughin’ It,” “Dripping Wet 2,” “Ringside” and “The Trainer”); andn no regional coding (playable worldwide). A DVD Review by Brent Blue